🇵🇸 Braheem, Esq.
@classic-man.bsky.social
All power to all people
It was easy to get America to hate Saddam Hussein, ain't nobody ever heard that name before. But Venezuela is lead by a guy who shares a name with the most delicious food in this hemisphere, it's like trying to get Americans to support war with Captain Braised Short Rib Risotto.
December 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It was easy to get America to hate Saddam Hussein, ain't nobody ever heard that name before. But Venezuela is lead by a guy who shares a name with the most delicious food in this hemisphere, it's like trying to get Americans to support war with Captain Braised Short Rib Risotto.
I know two bodybuilders who also have TikTok channels where they play guitar and I respect the hustle of building your entire personality around a college-level understanding of hoe-getting
December 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I know two bodybuilders who also have TikTok channels where they play guitar and I respect the hustle of building your entire personality around a college-level understanding of hoe-getting
Idk how to say this without sounding gross but I might be a cleaner person now that I have a rain shower. Oh you're at the club? I'm in the rain shower come find me
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Idk how to say this without sounding gross but I might be a cleaner person now that I have a rain shower. Oh you're at the club? I'm in the rain shower come find me
......Max Verstappen gotta have pics of the FIA president blowing Bill Clinton too, this is 2021 all over again alkeoajvoqwifjweojoao
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
......Max Verstappen gotta have pics of the FIA president blowing Bill Clinton too, this is 2021 all over again alkeoajvoqwifjweojoao
If for some reason I were put in charge of a large scale operation that rigged national sports outcomes the first consultant I’m calling is senate democrats, I’ve never seen professional losers on this level holy fuckin shit
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If for some reason I were put in charge of a large scale operation that rigged national sports outcomes the first consultant I’m calling is senate democrats, I’ve never seen professional losers on this level holy fuckin shit
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Hard to not see bin Laden’s greatest victory as America being run by religious fanatics more poised to destroy all of our freedom and advantages than he ever could have been.
November 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Hard to not see bin Laden’s greatest victory as America being run by religious fanatics more poised to destroy all of our freedom and advantages than he ever could have been.
Everyone on my social media has been predicting a recession for 5 years. I don't think it's happening. I think the stock market indicators are propped up and self sustaining by an upper class, the fact that the bottom half is starving doesn't even move the needle anymore.
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Everyone on my social media has been predicting a recession for 5 years. I don't think it's happening. I think the stock market indicators are propped up and self sustaining by an upper class, the fact that the bottom half is starving doesn't even move the needle anymore.
I’m cool with Malala selling out if I’m being honest. You get shot in the head you did your part, go to brunch and let someone else step up
October 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I’m cool with Malala selling out if I’m being honest. You get shot in the head you did your part, go to brunch and let someone else step up
The coolest and dumbest thing I do that happens too often in my life is holding power tools while wearing a suit. Dualities n shit
October 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The coolest and dumbest thing I do that happens too often in my life is holding power tools while wearing a suit. Dualities n shit
All my respect to Danny Ocean and them boys still out there in France doin it
October 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
All my respect to Danny Ocean and them boys still out there in France doin it
Cigar lounge is a top tier bang for your buck third space if you can stomach Reagan era Republicanism (I’m fighting with Nazis)
September 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Cigar lounge is a top tier bang for your buck third space if you can stomach Reagan era Republicanism (I’m fighting with Nazis)
Calling a 55 year old hijabi woman to settle a case and hearing The Weeknd playing is not how I expected to find out that ringback tones still exist
September 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Calling a 55 year old hijabi woman to settle a case and hearing The Weeknd playing is not how I expected to find out that ringback tones still exist
That trope in sitcoms where a flamboyant Kinsey-6 gay man is in a situation where he has to pretend to be straight and starts saying things like “I like sporting and boobing” hits every time, always hilarious
September 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
That trope in sitcoms where a flamboyant Kinsey-6 gay man is in a situation where he has to pretend to be straight and starts saying things like “I like sporting and boobing” hits every time, always hilarious
I often write my best poetry before sunrise
September 12, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I often write my best poetry before sunrise
Jersey City is canonically Long Island and Staten Island is canonically Jersey Shore
September 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Jersey City is canonically Long Island and Staten Island is canonically Jersey Shore
Paying $15 for something that’s $3 is what makes it Dubai Chocolate, the pistachio paste is ancillary
September 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Paying $15 for something that’s $3 is what makes it Dubai Chocolate, the pistachio paste is ancillary
I've been hit with so many extra tariff fees on packages coming from overseas in the last two weeks that I had to come on the internet and complain about it. Can this mf die soon
September 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I've been hit with so many extra tariff fees on packages coming from overseas in the last two weeks that I had to come on the internet and complain about it. Can this mf die soon
Streets sayin Trump got cracked by the Grim Reaper
August 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Streets sayin Trump got cracked by the Grim Reaper
Aged incredibly
Get ready to learn the definition of kakistocracy every day for 4 years
August 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Aged incredibly
Have Marshawn Lynch and Cardi B ever met, they would be best friends you can just tell.
August 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Have Marshawn Lynch and Cardi B ever met, they would be best friends you can just tell.
"The human spirit is, and always has been, collectively unbreakable. Knowing it is impenetrable doesn't give us an excuse to chip at its most vulnerable edges."
Written by me in 2014 while protesting after Ferguson/Mike Brown. Holy shit I used to be a real person
Written by me in 2014 while protesting after Ferguson/Mike Brown. Holy shit I used to be a real person
August 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"The human spirit is, and always has been, collectively unbreakable. Knowing it is impenetrable doesn't give us an excuse to chip at its most vulnerable edges."
Written by me in 2014 while protesting after Ferguson/Mike Brown. Holy shit I used to be a real person
Written by me in 2014 while protesting after Ferguson/Mike Brown. Holy shit I used to be a real person
Once every 2 months I have coffee and a cigarette for breakfast and pretend it’s the old world
August 21, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Once every 2 months I have coffee and a cigarette for breakfast and pretend it’s the old world
I love that the hood is always teaching me about things that white people taught me 10 years ago. My barber just tried to put me on to HIIT workouts
August 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I love that the hood is always teaching me about things that white people taught me 10 years ago. My barber just tried to put me on to HIIT workouts
The more you know about documented, admitted things that MI5/MI6, Mossad, and the CIA have done, the more you sound like a conspiracy theorist
August 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
The more you know about documented, admitted things that MI5/MI6, Mossad, and the CIA have done, the more you sound like a conspiracy theorist
My greatest quality is that I'm always behind on emails
August 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My greatest quality is that I'm always behind on emails