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When it comes to MELANIA, you have to look at the Big Picture: It’s a flop with the critics, and at the box office, but when the tallies from defense spending come in ($4-billion and counting), it will be THE most profitable fill-um (Melania’s word) in history.
February 5, 2026 at 9:57 PM
When it comes to MELANIA, you have to look at the Big Picture: It’s a flop with the critics, and at the box office, but when the tallies from defense spending come in ($4-billion and counting), it will be THE most profitable fill-um (Melania’s word) in history.
For all of you folks who thought that 2026 just HAS to be better than 2025, just remember that we started off 2026 by illegally invading a foreign country and kidnapping their leader.
And we’re 3 days in.
And we’re 3 days in.
January 4, 2026 at 7:00 AM
For all of you folks who thought that 2026 just HAS to be better than 2025, just remember that we started off 2026 by illegally invading a foreign country and kidnapping their leader.
And we’re 3 days in.
And we’re 3 days in.
So we illegally invaded another country and captured their leader.
I’m starting to that whatever’s in those Epstein Files must be really damaging to Trump for him to need that level of distraction.
I’m starting to that whatever’s in those Epstein Files must be really damaging to Trump for him to need that level of distraction.
January 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
So we illegally invaded another country and captured their leader.
I’m starting to that whatever’s in those Epstein Files must be really damaging to Trump for him to need that level of distraction.
I’m starting to that whatever’s in those Epstein Files must be really damaging to Trump for him to need that level of distraction.
If you watched the new Spinal Tap movie a month ago, you might have thought, "too much Rob Reiner."
Now . . .
Now . . .
December 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
If you watched the new Spinal Tap movie a month ago, you might have thought, "too much Rob Reiner."
Now . . .
Now . . .
I saw the entire 60 Minutes CECOT "banned" episode - the one where Bari Weiss said "didn't move the ball" - and for the first half, she's absolutely correct.
But the second half, it's jaw-droppingly award winning.
What have we become as a country?
But the second half, it's jaw-droppingly award winning.
What have we become as a country?
December 23, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I saw the entire 60 Minutes CECOT "banned" episode - the one where Bari Weiss said "didn't move the ball" - and for the first half, she's absolutely correct.
But the second half, it's jaw-droppingly award winning.
What have we become as a country?
But the second half, it's jaw-droppingly award winning.
What have we become as a country?
The word genius is way over used these days, but not in Rob Reiner's case.
He truly dialed it up to 11.
He truly dialed it up to 11.
December 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The word genius is way over used these days, but not in Rob Reiner's case.
He truly dialed it up to 11.
He truly dialed it up to 11.
So we "the United States" can use the Navy to take over a giant oil tanker "peacefully" off the coast of Venezuela but we have to use missiles to destroy dinky little boats that could have been scared off by a single Coast Guard cutter.
Make that make sense.
Make that make sense.
December 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
So we "the United States" can use the Navy to take over a giant oil tanker "peacefully" off the coast of Venezuela but we have to use missiles to destroy dinky little boats that could have been scared off by a single Coast Guard cutter.
Make that make sense.
Make that make sense.
If you haven't followed The Critical Drinker on YouTube, now is a good time to start: youtu.be/QsZMCgSUy0s?...
Then, when you're done, read the comments: "It's The View in space!"
"In space, no one can hear you ask for your money back."
Then, when you're done, read the comments: "It's The View in space!"
"In space, no one can hear you ask for your money back."
Starfleet Academy - What Is This Garbage?
YouTube video by The Critical Drinker
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December 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If you haven't followed The Critical Drinker on YouTube, now is a good time to start: youtu.be/QsZMCgSUy0s?...
Then, when you're done, read the comments: "It's The View in space!"
"In space, no one can hear you ask for your money back."
Then, when you're done, read the comments: "It's The View in space!"
"In space, no one can hear you ask for your money back."
Trump did a distraction pivot from the Afghan shooter to the Somali refugees so fast that makes me think that there must be something REALLY BAD in those Epstein Files.
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Trump did a distraction pivot from the Afghan shooter to the Somali refugees so fast that makes me think that there must be something REALLY BAD in those Epstein Files.
The Eagles Offensive Coordinator Kevin Patullo had his house vandalized by fans the other night and had to call police.
Last Friday, I had my TV vandalized for THREE HOURS by his play calling.
My TV may never recover.
The Eagles' season may not either.
Last Friday, I had my TV vandalized for THREE HOURS by his play calling.
My TV may never recover.
The Eagles' season may not either.
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The Eagles Offensive Coordinator Kevin Patullo had his house vandalized by fans the other night and had to call police.
Last Friday, I had my TV vandalized for THREE HOURS by his play calling.
My TV may never recover.
The Eagles' season may not either.
Last Friday, I had my TV vandalized for THREE HOURS by his play calling.
My TV may never recover.
The Eagles' season may not either.
Posted on YouTube (not by me) about the murder of those boat survivors:
It was never about drugs. They are testing loyalties. It's only a matter of time until the order is given to fire on Americans. We're in far greater danger than most people realize.
It was never about drugs. They are testing loyalties. It's only a matter of time until the order is given to fire on Americans. We're in far greater danger than most people realize.
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Posted on YouTube (not by me) about the murder of those boat survivors:
It was never about drugs. They are testing loyalties. It's only a matter of time until the order is given to fire on Americans. We're in far greater danger than most people realize.
It was never about drugs. They are testing loyalties. It's only a matter of time until the order is given to fire on Americans. We're in far greater danger than most people realize.
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I just saw someone who posted his pronouns as “he/him.” Boy, I sure am glad that fad has come and gone.
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I just saw someone who posted his pronouns as “he/him.” Boy, I sure am glad that fad has come and gone.
The Hoagie Hurler was found not guilty in court today. Expect Subway sales to skyrocket.
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The Hoagie Hurler was found not guilty in court today. Expect Subway sales to skyrocket.
Review process? We don't need no stinkin' review process!
The White House's new McDonald's™ Epstein™ Ballroom™ appears to have been designed on free software.
October 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Review process? We don't need no stinkin' review process!
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The East Wing was built in 1902 & rebuilt in 1942, long after asbestos was used as a fire retardant. So, I’m sure the White House took steps to prevent a known carcinogen from entering the air during the current willy-nilly demolition.
Kidding! These irresponsible assholes don’t care who they kill.
Kidding! These irresponsible assholes don’t care who they kill.
October 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The East Wing was built in 1902 & rebuilt in 1942, long after asbestos was used as a fire retardant. So, I’m sure the White House took steps to prevent a known carcinogen from entering the air during the current willy-nilly demolition.
Kidding! These irresponsible assholes don’t care who they kill.
Kidding! These irresponsible assholes don’t care who they kill.
The best TV review of the year (so far):
www.whiskeyriff.com/2025/10/21/a...
www.whiskeyriff.com/2025/10/21/a...
ABC’s ‘9-1-1: Nashville’ Is So Ridiculously Bad That It’s Kind Of A Must-Watch
A RIFF on what country is really about.
www.whiskeyriff.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The best TV review of the year (so far):
www.whiskeyriff.com/2025/10/21/a...
www.whiskeyriff.com/2025/10/21/a...
You know you’re in for a stinker of an SNL episode when their COLD OPEN is a recycled “Domingo” sketch (by their admission for the SIXTH time, and it didn’t get funnier).
C’mon Lorne. Do better. Or retire.
C’mon Lorne. Do better. Or retire.
October 19, 2025 at 5:28 AM
You know you’re in for a stinker of an SNL episode when their COLD OPEN is a recycled “Domingo” sketch (by their admission for the SIXTH time, and it didn’t get funnier).
C’mon Lorne. Do better. Or retire.
C’mon Lorne. Do better. Or retire.
After Amelia Earhart, the biggest disappearing act in all of history has to be the Phillies' Karen Ballsnatcher:
October 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
After Amelia Earhart, the biggest disappearing act in all of history has to be the Phillies' Karen Ballsnatcher:
Whitney Cummings says that people objecting to her performing at the Saudi comedy festival are playing the “racism” card.
No Whitney, we’re playing the “bonesaw” card.
No Whitney, we’re playing the “bonesaw” card.
October 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Whitney Cummings says that people objecting to her performing at the Saudi comedy festival are playing the “racism” card.
No Whitney, we’re playing the “bonesaw” card.
No Whitney, we’re playing the “bonesaw” card.
The Saudis thought they were pulling a cruel joke on Pete Davidson to be their joke monkey after killing his father. Then they saw his act and wanted their money back.
Well played, Pete. I guess.
Well played, Pete. I guess.
October 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The Saudis thought they were pulling a cruel joke on Pete Davidson to be their joke monkey after killing his father. Then they saw his act and wanted their money back.
Well played, Pete. I guess.
Well played, Pete. I guess.
Hey Bill Burr - when the Saudis paid you, did they put the money into one of Jamal's recycled duffel bags?
October 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Hey Bill Burr - when the Saudis paid you, did they put the money into one of Jamal's recycled duffel bags?
Bill Burr must have thought he could always explain away performing for the Saudi royal family for an exorbitant amount of money, but that's a stain he'll have to live with for the rest of his life. One thing's for sure: He won't be giving rides to the families of 9/11 victims in his new helicopter.
October 3, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Bill Burr must have thought he could always explain away performing for the Saudi royal family for an exorbitant amount of money, but that's a stain he'll have to live with for the rest of his life. One thing's for sure: He won't be giving rides to the families of 9/11 victims in his new helicopter.