Dangerous Dave
@cldakalc.bsky.social
72, going on 27. Retired from work but not from life. Home is just a place to hang out between trips. I dabble in homemade memes and parody posts as well as tongue and cheek take downs of Political jokes
Doesn’t dare say Trump’s name does he?
February 1, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Doesn’t dare say Trump’s name does he?
Use pork loin instead. More taste, less likely to dry out. More affordable too
February 1, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Use pork loin instead. More taste, less likely to dry out. More affordable too
I think you spelled biggest doorknobs wrong. Close but NO, the reason is that they are scared the #1 perv, besides the government assassinated coordinator, will use his presidential power to ruin them
February 1, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I think you spelled biggest doorknobs wrong. Close but NO, the reason is that they are scared the #1 perv, besides the government assassinated coordinator, will use his presidential power to ruin them
Two of my biggest musical regrets, at the age of almost 74 are never having seen RATM live and Nick Cave performing with the entire Bad Seeds crew- seen him and Warren together but not the same, somehow
February 1, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Two of my biggest musical regrets, at the age of almost 74 are never having seen RATM live and Nick Cave performing with the entire Bad Seeds crew- seen him and Warren together but not the same, somehow
Why would you say that? He’s just following Putin’s orders like any guy caught on video giving bj’s and getting pissed on would!
February 1, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Why would you say that? He’s just following Putin’s orders like any guy caught on video giving bj’s and getting pissed on would!
Screw the oligarchs for now, let’s focus on the “deeply religious and devout” Christian President for now while he’s deeply focussed on righting all the wrongs in the country- oops did I spell “promoting his ex hooker wife’s soft porn biography” wrong?
January 31, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Screw the oligarchs for now, let’s focus on the “deeply religious and devout” Christian President for now while he’s deeply focussed on righting all the wrongs in the country- oops did I spell “promoting his ex hooker wife’s soft porn biography” wrong?
But Isn’t it great to live in a country where 80 million people are ok with it? 🤦♂️🤢🤢🤢🤢
I thank Thank God every day that I live in a country that would put people like that in prison, not the “presidential palace”
I thank Thank God every day that I live in a country that would put people like that in prison, not the “presidential palace”
January 31, 2026 at 10:22 PM
But Isn’t it great to live in a country where 80 million people are ok with it? 🤦♂️🤢🤢🤢🤢
I thank Thank God every day that I live in a country that would put people like that in prison, not the “presidential palace”
I thank Thank God every day that I live in a country that would put people like that in prison, not the “presidential palace”
It didn’t stop him, did it? They lied about everything else so why not this?
January 31, 2026 at 2:43 PM
It didn’t stop him, did it? They lied about everything else so why not this?
Maybe because they used Trump’s definition of under aged- “they must be able to talk so we can “prove” they gave consent”
January 31, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Maybe because they used Trump’s definition of under aged- “they must be able to talk so we can “prove” they gave consent”
The unredacted Readers Digest Condensed version!
January 30, 2026 at 8:51 PM
The unredacted Readers Digest Condensed version!
I’m sure the people who want to join the US with it’s cheap healthcare, safe streets and honest politicians can hire a couple of short buses to get themselves over the border to the promised land! 🤦♂️
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 AM
I’m sure the people who want to join the US with it’s cheap healthcare, safe streets and honest politicians can hire a couple of short buses to get themselves over the border to the promised land! 🤦♂️
Ok-here you go- unredacted-the Reader’s Digest Condensed Edition
January 29, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Ok-here you go- unredacted-the Reader’s Digest Condensed Edition
Here’s the unredacted summary
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January 29, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Here’s the unredacted summary
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Here’s the unredacted version
January 28, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Here’s the unredacted version
The only thing United right now in the States are an airline and a parcel company!
January 27, 2026 at 8:20 PM
The only thing United right now in the States are an airline and a parcel company!
Preferably with a non White 300 pound cellmate nicknamed Pete the Paedo Puncher
January 27, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Preferably with a non White 300 pound cellmate nicknamed Pete the Paedo Puncher
Why listen to something that takes an hour to say that you could read yourself in 5 minutes. And the constant repeating makes them doubly annoying.
January 27, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Why listen to something that takes an hour to say that you could read yourself in 5 minutes. And the constant repeating makes them doubly annoying.
Try the Mackinaw bridge on a motorcycle on a windy day! Almost Trumped myself!
January 25, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Try the Mackinaw bridge on a motorcycle on a windy day! Almost Trumped myself!
In the meantime, here’s an unredacted condensed version
January 25, 2026 at 8:42 AM
In the meantime, here’s an unredacted condensed version
If he actually had any, Trump’s brains and balls would be photos on the side of a milk carton. All the tariffs in the world won’t change that. Elbows up Canada, the nonce is having another hissy fit but don’t worry, only 4 days till TACO Tuesday
January 24, 2026 at 6:16 PM
If he actually had any, Trump’s brains and balls would be photos on the side of a milk carton. All the tariffs in the world won’t change that. Elbows up Canada, the nonce is having another hissy fit but don’t worry, only 4 days till TACO Tuesday