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CleanupHitter
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Sports betting, Las Vegas gambling, history, Texas, the '80s. Wish I didn't drift so much into politics... but, well, you know, life today.

CleanupHitter1 on the (former) bird site.
Grandpa Wookiee definitely cranked one out to the VR porn segment of that triumphant gala of unexpected box-office success and cocaine.
December 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
When the space aliens with grunge goatees start coming after Hawaii, you're going to need a battleship. And a dude from "Friday Night Lights." And, for some reason, Rihanna.
December 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My wife has very patiently listened to my rant about how services ought to give a person a sort of grace period before altering their algorithm in any way.

See, what happened was ONE time I searched YouTube for a Kids Incorporated video to prove that Fergie was on the show, and now...
December 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Yes, but DO NOT go searching for more details. It's basically this scene, but with dildos.
December 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Now move on to Hugh Jackman and get hit with some more dissonance.

Maybe it's an Australian thing.
December 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
That's why it's best to wait until the Black Friday offers come out or there's a promo code available.
December 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Holds him up as a hero for refusing to use she/her pronouns for a trans corporal in his unit.
December 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Would be a smart move. Always a good idea to curry favor with the vicious Van B Boys.
December 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My favorite part was where he claimed a TV show wasn't allowed to hire white writers because all their writers were white.
December 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Except with a Habsburg jaw.
December 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
You're missing the whole point. These are clearly meant in tribute to late U of Kentucky quarterback Jared Lorenzen. A subtle homage to his time spent playing arena football.
December 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
They list him as 39 years old but there's no way you'll convince me Chris Martin wasn't born during the Nixon administration. The first term.
December 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
She believes she really ought to be president. That's about the extent of it.
December 15, 2025 at 10:55 PM