Grandpa Wookiee definitely cranked one out to the VR porn segment of that triumphant gala of unexpected box-office success and cocaine.

When the space aliens with grunge goatees start coming after Hawaii, you're going to need a battleship. And a dude from "Friday Night Lights." And, for some reason, Rihanna.

My wife has very patiently listened to my rant about how services ought to give a person a sort of grace period before altering their algorithm in any way.

See, what happened was ONE time I searched YouTube for a Kids Incorporated video to prove that Fergie was on the show, and now...

Yes, but DO NOT go searching for more details. It's basically this scene, but with dildos.

Now move on to Hugh Jackman and get hit with some more dissonance.

Maybe it's an Australian thing.

That's why it's best to wait until the Black Friday offers come out or there's a promo code available.

Holds him up as a hero for refusing to use she/her pronouns for a trans corporal in his unit.

Would be a smart move. Always a good idea to curry favor with the vicious Van B Boys.

My favorite part was where he claimed a TV show wasn't allowed to hire white writers because all their writers were white.

Except with a Habsburg jaw.

You're missing the whole point. These are clearly meant in tribute to late U of Kentucky quarterback Jared Lorenzen. A subtle homage to his time spent playing arena football.

They list him as 39 years old but there's no way you'll convince me Chris Martin wasn't born during the Nixon administration. The first term.

She believes she really ought to be president. That's about the extent of it.