hoyo old man enthusiast
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hoyo nuclear containment zone. everything here is gay
cleared menacing with my government assigned twink
January 24, 2026 at 3:33 AM
cleared menacing with my government assigned twink
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*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
January 21, 2026 at 12:03 AM
*has sex with you in a way that both advances the plot and reinforces the themes of your narrative arc*
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December 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
every day the hellsite makes me look at tarta|i. why must I suffer
January 21, 2026 at 12:11 AM
every day the hellsite makes me look at tarta|i. why must I suffer
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The Dottore fight is really funny to me because the whole thing is just. Remember Your Training
January 20, 2026 at 12:49 AM
The Dottore fight is really funny to me because the whole thing is just. Remember Your Training
I need to start collecting pepaw images somewhere
January 19, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I need to start collecting pepaw images somewhere
Guides: You need skirk or mav for the babushka
Ali and I: What if. Two Wriothesly?
Ali and I: What if. Two Wriothesly?
January 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Guides: You need skirk or mav for the babushka
Ali and I: What if. Two Wriothesly?
Ali and I: What if. Two Wriothesly?
Also. Kind of obsessed with the implication that Zhongli is also able to split himself like Focalors did. Here's where you find out that I had already headcanoned memokeepers being potentially able to "implant" themselves memetically into people, or create functional copies of themselves
January 18, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Also. Kind of obsessed with the implication that Zhongli is also able to split himself like Focalors did. Here's where you find out that I had already headcanoned memokeepers being potentially able to "implant" themselves memetically into people, or create functional copies of themselves
people joking about how memokeepers are gonna start showing up since dottore unzipped the sky and I'm just out here with a 9 course old man yaoi meal already prepared. keep up
January 18, 2026 at 9:26 AM
people joking about how memokeepers are gonna start showing up since dottore unzipped the sky and I'm just out here with a 9 course old man yaoi meal already prepared. keep up
I'm still pacing in my enclosure. You can't just hit me with the confirmation that Mora is actually zhongli's flesh and blood and not expect me to be Unwell about it
January 18, 2026 at 9:14 AM
I'm still pacing in my enclosure. You can't just hit me with the confirmation that Mora is actually zhongli's flesh and blood and not expect me to be Unwell about it
lrp when I say pepaw animates antiques that's what I mean. puts freaky legs on things
January 17, 2026 at 4:38 AM
lrp when I say pepaw animates antiques that's what I mean. puts freaky legs on things
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Making memes at work for friends but the context is Finding Nemo yaoi
January 16, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Making memes at work for friends but the context is Finding Nemo yaoi
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this is how I feel showing everyone my ocs
January 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
this is how I feel showing everyone my ocs
Thread for my in-game goofin'. Fast Wriothsely, okay?
January 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Thread for my in-game goofin'. Fast Wriothsely, okay?
Wait how do I make like. One of those threads or w/e. I have a bunch of team videos laying around
January 15, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Wait how do I make like. One of those threads or w/e. I have a bunch of team videos laying around
If you start playing Genshin, they secretly assign one of the twinks to you and mine is Sethos
January 15, 2026 at 5:46 PM
If you start playing Genshin, they secretly assign one of the twinks to you and mine is Sethos
Okay. I think that was all of it LMAO
January 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Okay. I think that was all of it LMAO
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Hi I've been at soup. They should be older I think
January 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Hi I've been at soup. They should be older I think
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passing this over printed out on a piece of paper and then disappearing into the mist again
January 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
passing this over printed out on a piece of paper and then disappearing into the mist again
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Sorry that I keep evaporating and coming back with nothing but
January 29, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Sorry that I keep evaporating and coming back with nothing but