Clem Fandango 🔩
@clemfandango.bsky.social
Long time child, reluctant adult. Angels Baseball, Arsenal, NYCFC, PAFC football, and making fun of stuff.
An old man, with a Kelpie/ACD, and a Tuxedo Cat living a life of leisure on the shore.
A man's got to know his imitations.
An old man, with a Kelpie/ACD, and a Tuxedo Cat living a life of leisure on the shore.
A man's got to know his imitations.
We've reached that time of year when I have to pay attention to overnight temps so that my well pump doesn't freeze.
I've neglected to turn on the light bulb in the pump house previously and had to get at it with a blow drier.
These two freeloaders never remind me.
I've neglected to turn on the light bulb in the pump house previously and had to get at it with a blow drier.
These two freeloaders never remind me.
December 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We've reached that time of year when I have to pay attention to overnight temps so that my well pump doesn't freeze.
I've neglected to turn on the light bulb in the pump house previously and had to get at it with a blow drier.
These two freeloaders never remind me.
I've neglected to turn on the light bulb in the pump house previously and had to get at it with a blow drier.
These two freeloaders never remind me.
Never not funny.
Happy Cha-nuka!
Happy Cha-nuka!
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Never not funny.
Happy Cha-nuka!
Happy Cha-nuka!
Look at this dumb ass with tape on his head.
December 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Look at this dumb ass with tape on his head.
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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When you're under surveillance.
December 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
When you're under surveillance.
Here is one minute of a Kelpie Dog listening to the F-18's from NAS Oceana, making noise out over the bay.
#ESVA #SHORELIFE
#ESVA #SHORELIFE
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Here is one minute of a Kelpie Dog listening to the F-18's from NAS Oceana, making noise out over the bay.
#ESVA #SHORELIFE
#ESVA #SHORELIFE
My daughters went to a showing of one of Buscemi's films last weekend.
My oldest is an admirer.
My oldest is an admirer.
December 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My daughters went to a showing of one of Buscemi's films last weekend.
My oldest is an admirer.
My oldest is an admirer.
I have seen Scout stalk birbs. I never saw him catch one because he's too fat.
Imagine my surprise. Even Reign had to confirm.
Imagine my surprise. Even Reign had to confirm.
December 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I have seen Scout stalk birbs. I never saw him catch one because he's too fat.
Imagine my surprise. Even Reign had to confirm.
Imagine my surprise. Even Reign had to confirm.
One of us...
One of us...
One of us...
One of us...
One of us...
December 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
One of us...
One of us...
One of us...
One of us...
One of us...
Don Snoreleone nods off. Fekkin embarrassment.
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Don Snoreleone nods off. Fekkin embarrassment.
Indeed.
This guy goes on Wednesday. Doc's going to tell me that he's fat. LOL.
This guy goes on Wednesday. Doc's going to tell me that he's fat. LOL.
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Indeed.
This guy goes on Wednesday. Doc's going to tell me that he's fat. LOL.
This guy goes on Wednesday. Doc's going to tell me that he's fat. LOL.
This good gal had her annual checkup today.
She had her heartworm, lyme, and rabies vaccinations. I asked Dr. Bailey if they were mRNA vaccines, and he said, "Do your own research, maaaaan." We giggled like idiots.
Anyway, 36lbs (same as last year). Her heartworm test was neg. Good shape!
She had her heartworm, lyme, and rabies vaccinations. I asked Dr. Bailey if they were mRNA vaccines, and he said, "Do your own research, maaaaan." We giggled like idiots.
Anyway, 36lbs (same as last year). Her heartworm test was neg. Good shape!
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
This good gal had her annual checkup today.
She had her heartworm, lyme, and rabies vaccinations. I asked Dr. Bailey if they were mRNA vaccines, and he said, "Do your own research, maaaaan." We giggled like idiots.
Anyway, 36lbs (same as last year). Her heartworm test was neg. Good shape!
She had her heartworm, lyme, and rabies vaccinations. I asked Dr. Bailey if they were mRNA vaccines, and he said, "Do your own research, maaaaan." We giggled like idiots.
Anyway, 36lbs (same as last year). Her heartworm test was neg. Good shape!
I thought retirement was going to be about sleeping in.
These two: "HAW-HAW-HAW."
These two: "HAW-HAW-HAW."
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I thought retirement was going to be about sleeping in.
These two: "HAW-HAW-HAW."
These two: "HAW-HAW-HAW."
She grooms him every night. He mostly likes it. Every once in a while, he tries to get up, and she'll use a paw to hold him down until she's finished.
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
She grooms him every night. He mostly likes it. Every once in a while, he tries to get up, and she'll use a paw to hold him down until she's finished.
He was in front of the fire too long and melted.
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
He was in front of the fire too long and melted.
Of course, John Waters is correct.
December 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Of course, John Waters is correct.