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Clem Fandango 🔩
@clemfandango.bsky.social
Long time child, reluctant adult. Angels Baseball, Arsenal, NYCFC, PAFC football, and making fun of stuff.

An old man, with a Kelpie/ACD, and a Tuxedo Cat living a life of leisure on the shore.

A man's got to know his imitations.
Eight minutes added!!
This ManU/Bournemouth match is mental.

Eight goals. WOW.
December 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
This ManU/Bournemouth match is mental.

Eight goals. WOW.
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
We've reached that time of year when I have to pay attention to overnight temps so that my well pump doesn't freeze.

I've neglected to turn on the light bulb in the pump house previously and had to get at it with a blow drier.

These two freeloaders never remind me.
December 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Never not funny.

Happy Cha-nuka!
December 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The greatest haters reaction this season, if not ever.

LOL! Especially the old lads on the couch.

youtu.be/hLMOMmdjACg?...
Arsenal's Rivals & Haters DEVASTATED 😫 Reactions to Arsenal 2-1 Wolves | Premier League Fan Reaction
YouTube video by FAN REACTION TV
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Look at this dumb ass with tape on his head.
December 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Set Piece FC? No, Own Goal FC.

#COYG
December 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Jesus!! SAVES!!

AFC 2 - 1 WOL

#COYG
December 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Of course.

AFC 1 - 1 WOL

#COYG
December 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
That picture made me think it was another measles outbreak.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 2d
The cost of child care nearly doubled Emily Wildau’s mortgage. Then last month, New Mexico launched universal child care.
https://cnn.it/4pCk3nW
December 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Finally!

🎶One Nil to The Arsenal...🎶

AFC 1 - 0 WOL

#COYG
December 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Ok, Lads!!

Yours for the taking!!

Score goals!! Have fun!!

#COYG
December 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
When you're under surveillance.
December 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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December 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Here is one minute of a Kelpie Dog listening to the F-18's from NAS Oceana, making noise out over the bay.

#ESVA #SHORELIFE
December 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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As a climate scientist, the most charitable thing I can say is that this guy's a fucking moron.
Trump: "Remember -- global warming! And then the temperature started going down like a rock. Remember? Remember?"
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
My daughters went to a showing of one of Buscemi's films last weekend.

My oldest is an admirer.
December 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I have seen Scout stalk birbs. I never saw him catch one because he's too fat.

Imagine my surprise. Even Reign had to confirm.
December 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
This is the type of psychotic rambling that Nixon would do after a half bottle of scotch.

The president is not well.
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Brazenly took this off @okwonga.bsky.social’s insta story because: yes
December 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What a fucking asshole.
“I’d have no problem releasing the video”

“I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.”

5 days apart 😬

(From @therecount.com )
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Don Snoreleone nods off. Fekkin embarrassment.
December 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Fekkin LOL!
finalmente um gato laranja sendo sacaneado
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM