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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1m

Berwyn is a sleepy cross street on the north side. The only violence here is what the feds bring

amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 11h

They love this move, I see.

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 2d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 3h

lol

🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 11h

You discover a radio that lets you talk to hell and one of the ways you can respond is founding an order of nuns to yell into the radio 24/7. The writers understand the setting perfectly.

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 12h

Hippy kids already know how to read

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 12h

The pokemonification of mental health

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 19h

Fun fact: invented after the nth person burned their mouth on liquid hot cheese

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 20h

I mean sure kill DAC nobody cares about greenwashing scams anymore anyway. The mask is off

🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

One year later: "help I've developed a specific and debilitating strikebreaking fetish"

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

Girls will literally concoct an elaborate soft strike scheme at work instead of approaching

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

How does he keep getting away with it

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David Buchanan @retr0.id · 1d

how to deactivate torment nexus

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

No billboards to lurk behind

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

It's more the inexorable concatenation of adjectives

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

Wow NY/VT really is just like CHI/WI

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

Wat

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

oh the rain stopped

🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

i wish i were joking i forgot to get bandaids when i was last at the store and now i have to walk there in the rain i'm gonna buy cookies because i feel bad and then i'm gonna feel bad about buying cookies

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

i tried to posit and i cut myself now there's blood and i have to clean it up and get a bandaid

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

i don't even know how to posit

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

what's a mixed marriage

🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

i would never posit this kind of thing

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🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

how to get toast

🐄📏👖🩳 @clflngthjnshrts.bsky.social · 1d

Shrimp

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 1d

i figure if i was an assassin i'd be pretty elite, arguably even the most feared and deadly on earth. but i worry what may happen when i decided to walk away from that life. would i be seen as just another loose end to tie up? probably. so ultimately i think forklift operator was a better fit for me

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