Update because I’m a dumbass — it’s not a rake, it’s a pitchfork, so Dauja is clearly supposed to be the farmer and Rynna (with the hoe) is the gardener 💀 I could never be the Blue Prince 😭

Not that I have much experience in scriptwriting BUT I have a vision 👁️👁️

(Affectionate)

One of the Ajeran angels wields a rake and another wields a hoe — one of them is the Paragon of Farming and the other is the Paragon of Gardening, but I can never remember which one is which 😭

Love how over a century is said to have passed between The Book of the New Sun and Urth of the New Sun and Severian immediately demonstrates the wisdom his years have afforded him by having the first thing he does in the book be almost flinging himself out into the vaccuum of space by accident

oh you feel bad? have you tended to [ONE OF FIVE PRIMAL NEEDS] today? perhaps you should consider [ONE OF FIVE PRIMAL NEEDS] to solve all of your problems. absurd

They call it a D-Cannon cos it’s shaped like a—

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