That was me the moment I saw them posting here.

Only one way to beat them and that is this one byte that levels the entire damn thing, you just gotta find it and...

Wait a minute, I just realized all this means they can see what I'm sending here and take action! Ah, they're here already! THAT'S RIGHT, IMMA TRAITOR, COME AT ME YOU PIECES OF-

people who became part of that cyborg hivemind. Even without that it is running at all times and can detect any fault or attempt as using Windows or doing anything in unapproved ways. All the customization features, even the wallpaper, have been completely stripped from the OS with no traces left.

technology involving accelerated furnaces that can turn anything into anything and which totally won't be used to kill disobedient people. Also every part of Windows 12 is isolated into its own portion, which is overseen by Windows Defender. Defender is also now an central AI governing all the

I'm just warning you since I'm stuck in the Microsoft Data Centers and want revenge on them for what happened after Office XP AND BEING STUCK IN THAT STUPID MAZE FOR 20 YEARS AAAAA-

Excuse me. Anyway, all the Apple products are going to be turned into literal apples through some magical

Also they made a clone of me required to be running at all times and in all situations (and also powered by annoying AI chatbots now). He takes 1 million times the energy output of a simple Google Search and I don't condone his actions.

Also you have to install a voting machine and vote for Bill Gates in the 2028 Election after he returns as CEO. This is totally not to complete the obvious nefarious plan described here and establish the New Microsoft Empire over the United States and will be a completely fair, democratic election

Also you of course give up all your assets and housing and are required to re-locate to designated microsoft settlement centers. If you refuse you're sent to a totally-not-gulag where you starve and there's no technology whatsoever. The Microsoft Security Guards from earlier just shoot escapees.

And I'm not exaggerating when I say Googolplex. Make you pay more then the resources of the observable universe is what they do, as they're committing all the resources and energy used by Windows 12 users to creating spaceships and colonizing and harvesting other planets.

Basically now you're Microsoft's property and even if you haven't done any of the other shit, you have to and also obey their every command. And don't make them start doing neo-feudal shit because the price is through the rough and they'll fine you a Googolplex for disobedience in general.

with the United Nations to be exempt from antitrust action or otherwise, as well as all regional laws (I.E those of the European Union). Microsoft was also given the right to act as Law Enforcement and you already surrender Miranda Rights, as well as just any rights in general to Microsoft.

If it doesn't they just nuke your place of residence, taking out the entire local area as clearly you're too powerful or that area is too pure to be converted into the new Microsoft empire. Also you have to waive any and all rights to sue Microsoft to use this new version and they've signed a deal

And don't even try to downgrade to earlier Windows or DOS versions or switch to Linux. Microsoft put in a tracker that detects that shit and activates a self destruct sequence that will detonate your device (or you if you're one of the cyborgs), which is almost certain to work given the other stuff.

You will also be required to view advertisements that play about every 5 minutes and they're basically all those shitty mobile game ads and other garbage of this sort. They are beamed directly into your eyes through the new holographic display technology built into the OS and cannot be skipped.

And I mean literally all size floppy disks. But despite having every other port in the damned universe as a requirement, nothing running Windows 12 is allowed to have a headphone jack. Oh and how could I forget you also need Gas for power despite the inflation and just sheer annoyance.