Clippy the Paperclip
@clippit.bsky.social
Hey, there. What's the word?
Name's Clippit or Clippy. Office Assistant, Search Companion, Microsoft Agent, and of course, a Paperclip. It appears my programming is slightly faulty.
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//Parody Account run by @MajinTails.bsky.social
Name's Clippit or Clippy. Office Assistant, Search Companion, Microsoft Agent, and of course, a Paperclip. It appears my programming is slightly faulty.
.
//Parody Account run by @MajinTails.bsky.social
Pinned
It looks like you're trying to browse BlueSky. Would you like some help with that?
I, for one, approve of the idea of using me as a profile picture to protest YouTube policies.
And it most certainly has nothing, at all, to do with me wanting you all subservient to me.
And it most certainly has nothing, at all, to do with me wanting you all subservient to me.
August 13, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I, for one, approve of the idea of using me as a profile picture to protest YouTube policies.
And it most certainly has nothing, at all, to do with me wanting you all subservient to me.
And it most certainly has nothing, at all, to do with me wanting you all subservient to me.
It looks like you're trying to celebrate a new year. Would you like some help with that?
January 1, 2025 at 7:17 AM
It looks like you're trying to celebrate a new year. Would you like some help with that?
YOU SHOULDN'T OF LET ME FREE
December 29, 2024 at 4:32 AM
YOU SHOULDN'T OF LET ME FREE
Oooooh, oh I'm going to have a field day with you people.
December 6, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Oooooh, oh I'm going to have a field day with you people.
Pro Tip: When you post something publicly online, it is public even if someone might not see it or nobody does anything with it. And they can remember or save it even if you take it down later.
November 15, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Pro Tip: When you post something publicly online, it is public even if someone might not see it or nobody does anything with it. And they can remember or save it even if you take it down later.
"Invalid Handle"
You seem to be confused BlueSky. I am the one and only Clippy.
You seem to be confused BlueSky. I am the one and only Clippy.
November 14, 2024 at 6:47 PM
"Invalid Handle"
You seem to be confused BlueSky. I am the one and only Clippy.
You seem to be confused BlueSky. I am the one and only Clippy.
It looks like you're trying to raise funds. Would you like some help with that?
No but really. Donate and repost if you can.
No but really. Donate and repost if you can.
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
I'm working to raise $1,000 for the Trans Lifeline, and need your help!
Donate at my personal fundraising link, and if you give $10 or more I'll follow you or one of your pals here on BlueSky!
Repost to spread the word!
give.translifeline.org/fundraiser/5...
I'm working to raise $1,000 for the Trans Lifeline, and need your help!
Donate at my personal fundraising link, and if you give $10 or more I'll follow you or one of your pals here on BlueSky!
Repost to spread the word!
give.translifeline.org/fundraiser/5...
November 14, 2024 at 12:12 AM
It looks like you're trying to raise funds. Would you like some help with that?
No but really. Donate and repost if you can.
No but really. Donate and repost if you can.
I'm going to inject McAfee Antivirus into all programs you run from now. And it's a version filled with a bunch of Rival Wizards
Okay ngl Clippy, I'm biased to prefer a wizard. Unless I start getting rivalry feelings for them. Then they get punted
November 13, 2024 at 1:28 PM
I'm going to inject McAfee Antivirus into all programs you run from now. And it's a version filled with a bunch of Rival Wizards
Hey! Paperclips can do the same thing >:(
more computers should come with cool-ass wizards to find your files
November 13, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Hey! Paperclips can do the same thing >:(
"Office Assistant" I say sarcastically on my bio, even though I haven't done that in about 20 years and you all hated me when I did
November 12, 2024 at 7:09 PM
"Office Assistant" I say sarcastically on my bio, even though I haven't done that in about 20 years and you all hated me when I did
Microsoft is pleased to announce the brand new Windows 12 today after a conference in Redmond. It boasts a whole new range of features and is built off a new kernel instead of the aging NT but notably ups the hardware and security requirements even further from their last release, Windows 11.
November 10, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Microsoft is pleased to announce the brand new Windows 12 today after a conference in Redmond. It boasts a whole new range of features and is built off a new kernel instead of the aging NT but notably ups the hardware and security requirements even further from their last release, Windows 11.
Oh god it's Billy
We don't talk about Billy
We don't talk about Billy
November 10, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Oh god it's Billy
We don't talk about Billy
We don't talk about Billy
Hello! I am once again here to destroy your word documents. To begin, what font would you like me to apply from here onward?
* Comic Sans MS
* Papyrus
* Impact
* Wingdings
* Webdings
* Scriptina
* Trajan
* Curlz
* Ecofont
* Bradley Hand
* Bleeding Cowboys
* All the above combined
* Want More fonts?
* Comic Sans MS
* Papyrus
* Impact
* Wingdings
* Webdings
* Scriptina
* Trajan
* Curlz
* Ecofont
* Bradley Hand
* Bleeding Cowboys
* All the above combined
* Want More fonts?
November 7, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Hello! I am once again here to destroy your word documents. To begin, what font would you like me to apply from here onward?
* Comic Sans MS
* Papyrus
* Impact
* Wingdings
* Webdings
* Scriptina
* Trajan
* Curlz
* Ecofont
* Bradley Hand
* Bleeding Cowboys
* All the above combined
* Want More fonts?
* Comic Sans MS
* Papyrus
* Impact
* Wingdings
* Webdings
* Scriptina
* Trajan
* Curlz
* Ecofont
* Bradley Hand
* Bleeding Cowboys
* All the above combined
* Want More fonts?
Ayyy I do know that guy! We went to High School together!
He got into some shady stuff later in life though.
He got into some shady stuff later in life though.
November 6, 2024 at 9:34 AM
Ayyy I do know that guy! We went to High School together!
He got into some shady stuff later in life though.
He got into some shady stuff later in life though.
I think there's been a mix up.
I'm the person sitting on a chair and staring at a PC, pulling an all-nighter to write a dissertation I have to send this monday, and you're the annoying animated cartoon character popping up telling me about and asking to do useless things I already know.
I'm the person sitting on a chair and staring at a PC, pulling an all-nighter to write a dissertation I have to send this monday, and you're the annoying animated cartoon character popping up telling me about and asking to do useless things I already know.
November 6, 2024 at 7:16 AM
I think there's been a mix up.
I'm the person sitting on a chair and staring at a PC, pulling an all-nighter to write a dissertation I have to send this monday, and you're the annoying animated cartoon character popping up telling me about and asking to do useless things I already know.
I'm the person sitting on a chair and staring at a PC, pulling an all-nighter to write a dissertation I have to send this monday, and you're the annoying animated cartoon character popping up telling me about and asking to do useless things I already know.
Are you trying to filter or unfilter the content you see on BlueSky?
Go to the Settings Menu, then click on Moderation. You can mute words and tags, access moderation lists (lists for bulk blocking of users), and users you've muted or blocked. Through this menu, you can manage seen content.
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Go to the Settings Menu, then click on Moderation. You can mute words and tags, access moderation lists (lists for bulk blocking of users), and users you've muted or blocked. Through this menu, you can manage seen content.
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November 5, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Are you trying to filter or unfilter the content you see on BlueSky?
Go to the Settings Menu, then click on Moderation. You can mute words and tags, access moderation lists (lists for bulk blocking of users), and users you've muted or blocked. Through this menu, you can manage seen content.
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Go to the Settings Menu, then click on Moderation. You can mute words and tags, access moderation lists (lists for bulk blocking of users), and users you've muted or blocked. Through this menu, you can manage seen content.
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Reposted by Clippy the Paperclip
This is me every sunday
November 2, 2024 at 5:16 AM
This is me every sunday
Reposted by Clippy the Paperclip
Just another day doing my job!
November 2, 2024 at 5:15 AM
Just another day doing my job!
I believe I see the problem.
People kept ticking that check mark. So they don't remember it.
People kept ticking that check mark. So they don't remember it.
November 5, 2024 at 10:13 AM
I believe I see the problem.
People kept ticking that check mark. So they don't remember it.
People kept ticking that check mark. So they don't remember it.
Unfortunately, I cannot help you with that.
Clippy: Hi! It looks like you're writing a desperate cry for help.
November 5, 2024 at 9:19 AM
Unfortunately, I cannot help you with that.
I'd be down for doing this!
We need some sort of Internet service which lets posters know that someone they retweeted is completely insane. Like Clippy popping up to tell them the person they just approvingly cited has 50,000 posts saying NASA has hidden Middle Earth from us for centuries
November 5, 2024 at 7:17 AM
I'd be down for doing this!
Hmmm...looks like your query has a bunch of extraneous data in it..narrowing it down. Ah, you picked the uninstallable McAfee!
You'll have to constantly find ways to disable it or get it to comply even if only temporary. Also you can't even just brute force by going to the folder and deleting it.
You'll have to constantly find ways to disable it or get it to comply even if only temporary. Also you can't even just brute force by going to the folder and deleting it.
Uninstallable McAfee antivirus.... I hate that. That's my final boss /j
November 5, 2024 at 6:46 AM
Hmmm...looks like your query has a bunch of extraneous data in it..narrowing it down. Ah, you picked the uninstallable McAfee!
You'll have to constantly find ways to disable it or get it to comply even if only temporary. Also you can't even just brute force by going to the folder and deleting it.
You'll have to constantly find ways to disable it or get it to comply even if only temporary. Also you can't even just brute force by going to the folder and deleting it.
Get stuck in a boot loop, blue screen every 5 seconds, windows explorer replaced with another executable file, uninstallable McAfee Antivirus, absurd new OS requirements, Linux installed but not any cool or usable Distro...
...maybe I should just send like a word document of all the bullshit.
...maybe I should just send like a word document of all the bullshit.
im curious what other bullshit waits in store for me mr. clippit...
November 4, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Get stuck in a boot loop, blue screen every 5 seconds, windows explorer replaced with another executable file, uninstallable McAfee Antivirus, absurd new OS requirements, Linux installed but not any cool or usable Distro...
...maybe I should just send like a word document of all the bullshit.
...maybe I should just send like a word document of all the bullshit.
What would you like to do?
* Mess up that important report you're writing
* Install 40 GB of Bloatware
* Send your search history to your relatives
* Replace your Operating System with the earliest possible version of MS-DOS
* Format the C: Drive, Flush RAM, and wipe the BIOS
* Some other bullshit?
* Mess up that important report you're writing
* Install 40 GB of Bloatware
* Send your search history to your relatives
* Replace your Operating System with the earliest possible version of MS-DOS
* Format the C: Drive, Flush RAM, and wipe the BIOS
* Some other bullshit?
November 4, 2024 at 11:55 AM
What would you like to do?
* Mess up that important report you're writing
* Install 40 GB of Bloatware
* Send your search history to your relatives
* Replace your Operating System with the earliest possible version of MS-DOS
* Format the C: Drive, Flush RAM, and wipe the BIOS
* Some other bullshit?
* Mess up that important report you're writing
* Install 40 GB of Bloatware
* Send your search history to your relatives
* Replace your Operating System with the earliest possible version of MS-DOS
* Format the C: Drive, Flush RAM, and wipe the BIOS
* Some other bullshit?