Clod Emperor of Dune
@clodemperorofdune.bsky.social
Tweets about the important B's: birds, bjork, board games, baseball and bfilm
My Canadian public school education focused SO hard on pemmican (we did have a sort of lil war about it I guess) and I have to admit I've always wanted to try it.
February 10, 2026 at 1:41 AM
My Canadian public school education focused SO hard on pemmican (we did have a sort of lil war about it I guess) and I have to admit I've always wanted to try it.
What if we actually *export* hockey to China on a large scale?
I for one, would be thrilled to see a Wuxia-style hockey fight. Guys leaping off the glass and whatnot.
I for one, would be thrilled to see a Wuxia-style hockey fight. Guys leaping off the glass and whatnot.
February 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
What if we actually *export* hockey to China on a large scale?
I for one, would be thrilled to see a Wuxia-style hockey fight. Guys leaping off the glass and whatnot.
I for one, would be thrilled to see a Wuxia-style hockey fight. Guys leaping off the glass and whatnot.
All of the corruption and graft and bullshit aside, it's arguably the closest the whole world gets, for something that doesn't really matter, it's glorious.
February 6, 2026 at 8:24 PM
All of the corruption and graft and bullshit aside, it's arguably the closest the whole world gets, for something that doesn't really matter, it's glorious.
I've been looking for a game about killin' nazis that isn't too fast for my millenial ass, is this the answer?
February 6, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I've been looking for a game about killin' nazis that isn't too fast for my millenial ass, is this the answer?
Acting like Lauren doesn't have depth in the 40-man, shameful
January 31, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Acting like Lauren doesn't have depth in the 40-man, shameful
The Vietnamese know what the fuck is up when it comes to resisting an American military invasion AND producing arguably one of the best sandwiches overall, worldwide.
January 28, 2026 at 10:57 PM
The Vietnamese know what the fuck is up when it comes to resisting an American military invasion AND producing arguably one of the best sandwiches overall, worldwide.
As someone with a unique last name (99% chance anyone with it is a relative of mine) that when googled always leads to a distant cousin who was a racist mail-bomber who got shanked to death in prison... Welcome to the club
January 28, 2026 at 5:13 AM
As someone with a unique last name (99% chance anyone with it is a relative of mine) that when googled always leads to a distant cousin who was a racist mail-bomber who got shanked to death in prison... Welcome to the club
The man's looking and sounding great for 99.
Mel has always been a favourite, and the honestly the primary way I connect with my Jewish identity, but it never really dawned on me how much of popular culture and comedy he's directly responsible for.
Mel has always been a favourite, and the honestly the primary way I connect with my Jewish identity, but it never really dawned on me how much of popular culture and comedy he's directly responsible for.
January 28, 2026 at 4:57 AM
The man's looking and sounding great for 99.
Mel has always been a favourite, and the honestly the primary way I connect with my Jewish identity, but it never really dawned on me how much of popular culture and comedy he's directly responsible for.
Mel has always been a favourite, and the honestly the primary way I connect with my Jewish identity, but it never really dawned on me how much of popular culture and comedy he's directly responsible for.
Just wanna say, if that is piss in the syringe, this guy needs to drink more water
January 28, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Just wanna say, if that is piss in the syringe, this guy needs to drink more water
It's literally on Poob
January 28, 2026 at 3:44 AM
It's literally on Poob
Held in the White House ballroom
January 25, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Held in the White House ballroom
I'm a Canadian looking in, so no expert, but I feel like LBJ refusing to go after Nixon and Kissinger for them secretly killing Vietnam peace talks, is maybe the inflection point for massive, treasonous warcrimes not being prosocuted in the US.
January 24, 2026 at 11:20 PM
I'm a Canadian looking in, so no expert, but I feel like LBJ refusing to go after Nixon and Kissinger for them secretly killing Vietnam peace talks, is maybe the inflection point for massive, treasonous warcrimes not being prosocuted in the US.
If there is any justice in the world, the ballroom should make an excellent venue for the trials
January 24, 2026 at 11:05 PM
If there is any justice in the world, the ballroom should make an excellent venue for the trials
Hell yeah, Local Hero
January 24, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Hell yeah, Local Hero
the "dis" has a ton of great options too. 'member, 'figure, 'patch, etc.
January 23, 2026 at 12:18 AM
the "dis" has a ton of great options too. 'member, 'figure, 'patch, etc.
Maybe the Reptilians people were right all along
January 22, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Maybe the Reptilians people were right all along
Petition to get Jay Buhner on the front lines to blurp ICE thugs
January 22, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Petition to get Jay Buhner on the front lines to blurp ICE thugs
We were THIS close to the last point with vapes, but we chose the cowardly option and just filled them with nicotine. Imagine if instead of a head rush, a sip off you pocket electronic device turned you into an unstoppable drug-urnaught?
January 20, 2026 at 11:28 PM
We were THIS close to the last point with vapes, but we chose the cowardly option and just filled them with nicotine. Imagine if instead of a head rush, a sip off you pocket electronic device turned you into an unstoppable drug-urnaught?
Once again tapping the Milton Sanford Meyer sign:
January 20, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Once again tapping the Milton Sanford Meyer sign:
1:1:1 mix of cat urine, soy sauce, and fish sauce for maximum staining and stinking power
January 18, 2026 at 12:17 AM
1:1:1 mix of cat urine, soy sauce, and fish sauce for maximum staining and stinking power
btw also do not try other liquids such as fish sauce or artificial musk.
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 AM
btw also do not try other liquids such as fish sauce or artificial musk.
I'm sorry people with 2000 hours in Team Fortress 2, I wasn't familiar with your game
January 15, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I'm sorry people with 2000 hours in Team Fortress 2, I wasn't familiar with your game
True, but the spy sauce/piss mixture can be fired through a super soaker without the grains of tumeric clogging it (which is something you should not do)
January 15, 2026 at 3:05 AM
True, but the spy sauce/piss mixture can be fired through a super soaker without the grains of tumeric clogging it (which is something you should not do)