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Frantically trying to brake in my new car as an automated voice chimes "Your basic package does not include deceleration services. Would you like to upg--
February 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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i’m a one issue voter and i’ll vote for whichever party vows to put elon musk in jail for the crime of being too cringe
October 28, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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I always think of her when people say, "I don't want politics in my _________." Nobody asked her for this shit! She developed Billionaire's Psychosis and made it her mission to be known as a transphobe. Well okay, mission accomplished, everything you touch is transphobic, fuck off forever.
Rowling has made it clear that supporting her is a direct attack on trans people and the more of a PR nightmare we can make the upcoming Potter series for Warners the better
Warner Brothers is confronting a truly spectacular sunk cost situation here with JK Rowling and I am so proud of all of us for so effectively shifting the public opinion around Rowling that she's now a liability for huge entertainment companies.
March 5, 2024 at 12:40 PM
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This text is so fucking funny
January 17, 2024 at 1:58 PM