Closing Down Forever
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I don't mean to cause a fuss.
It’s hard to look right at you, baby,
But I'm autistic, don't ever call me
But I'm autistic, don't ever call me
January 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It’s hard to look right at you, baby,
But I'm autistic, don't ever call me
But I'm autistic, don't ever call me
Let's talk about socks.
January 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Let's talk about socks.
Every time I put ketchup on my plate I like to imagine a Frenchman dying from shock.
January 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Every time I put ketchup on my plate I like to imagine a Frenchman dying from shock.
Things are hotting up in the 'world of politics' I see. Just so glad to be alive.
January 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Things are hotting up in the 'world of politics' I see. Just so glad to be alive.
Getting so many follows from tanned babes with lots of x's in their names. Still got it.
January 6, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Getting so many follows from tanned babes with lots of x's in their names. Still got it.
Ready to face 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Ready to face 2025.
What the actual fuck, what is a lemon pig, how do I get a lemon pig.
lemon pig of 2024 before and after absorbing all my bad luck over the calendar year like a fucked up little yellow dorian grey. it is nearly time to rest, my faithful child.
January 1, 2025 at 9:16 AM
What the actual fuck, what is a lemon pig, how do I get a lemon pig.
Fucking bang bang yeah yeah we got it now go to bed.
January 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Fucking bang bang yeah yeah we got it now go to bed.
Soup is one of those things that's like 'oh, soup', but then you're eating it and you're like 'fuck yeah soup'.
December 30, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Soup is one of those things that's like 'oh, soup', but then you're eating it and you're like 'fuck yeah soup'.
We all know where we were when we first heard 'Blue (Da Ba Dee)'.
December 30, 2024 at 1:29 PM
We all know where we were when we first heard 'Blue (Da Ba Dee)'.
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Twin Peaks: Douglas Firs rustling in the wind.
December 27, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Twin Peaks: Douglas Firs rustling in the wind.
Just look what we could have had.
It’s time for THE charger.
Today, the USB-C becomes officially the common standard for charging new mobile electronic devices in the EU.
It means better-charging technology, reduced e-waste, and less fuss to find the chargers you need!
#DigitalEU
Today, the USB-C becomes officially the common standard for charging new mobile electronic devices in the EU.
It means better-charging technology, reduced e-waste, and less fuss to find the chargers you need!
#DigitalEU
December 29, 2024 at 2:33 PM
Just look what we could have had.
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These new socks are fucking banging tbf.
December 26, 2024 at 11:07 AM
These new socks are fucking banging tbf.
It's called 'Boxing Day' because it's when we let the little old man that lives in the cupboard out of his box for two hours.
December 26, 2024 at 10:29 AM
It's called 'Boxing Day' because it's when we let the little old man that lives in the cupboard out of his box for two hours.
Any Christmas gathering after the actual day is nauseating. It's like leaving a mucky video to play after the dirty deed is complete.
December 25, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Any Christmas gathering after the actual day is nauseating. It's like leaving a mucky video to play after the dirty deed is complete.
Fuck me is it over yet.
December 25, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Fuck me is it over yet.
So magical. The entitlement, the disappointment, jealousy. Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
there is nothing as pure as the excitement of a small child who knows tomorrow there will be presents under the tree
December 25, 2024 at 8:58 AM
So magical. The entitlement, the disappointment, jealousy. Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
Good thing Father Christmas wasn't around here this morning, because he might have found 'I don't like any of these presents so far' quite disheartening.
December 25, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Good thing Father Christmas wasn't around here this morning, because he might have found 'I don't like any of these presents so far' quite disheartening.
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If the Depp-Heard fiasco didn't, the Blake Lively smear campaign should drive home an important media literacy lesson that I'm afraid many are missing: when it seems like everybody is suddenly talking about something, consider the possibility that the viral moment was engineered.
December 22, 2024 at 7:09 PM
If the Depp-Heard fiasco didn't, the Blake Lively smear campaign should drive home an important media literacy lesson that I'm afraid many are missing: when it seems like everybody is suddenly talking about something, consider the possibility that the viral moment was engineered.
Me facing 2025
December 23, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Me facing 2025
My neurodivergance is instantly knowing the answer to charades, but not saying it so I don't have to take a turn.
December 21, 2024 at 7:56 PM
My neurodivergance is instantly knowing the answer to charades, but not saying it so I don't have to take a turn.
Walking down the aisle of the train today I saw someone watching a video on their phone. It was of an old lady salaciously licking the whipped cream from what I think was a serving of trifle.
December 18, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Walking down the aisle of the train today I saw someone watching a video on their phone. It was of an old lady salaciously licking the whipped cream from what I think was a serving of trifle.
My God, I thought you were someone to rely on.
Starmer tells @lbc.co.uk he’s not worried about plummeting popularity.
www.lbc.co.uk/news/keir-st...
www.lbc.co.uk/news/keir-st...
Keir Starmer 'not worried' by plummeting popularity but admits government needs to 'go further' to spark growth
Keir Starmer has said he is "not worried" by his decline in popularity since becoming PM.
www.lbc.co.uk
December 18, 2024 at 8:25 AM
My God, I thought you were someone to rely on.