Erin "Skeleton Factory" Ryan
@eringloriaryan.bsky.social
Your wife and mother
Podcasting: Hysteria (from @crookedmedia)
YouTubing: This Fuckin' Guy
Writing: MSNBC, Esquire, The Daily Beast, TV, et al
erinryan.substack.com
Podcasting: Hysteria (from @crookedmedia)
YouTubing: This Fuckin' Guy
Writing: MSNBC, Esquire, The Daily Beast, TV, et al
erinryan.substack.com
Idea: a Republican theme park. Attendees are berated for things like being clean cut, being a mom, or loving Jesus. For an extra fee, be physically accosted at by a barista with a septum piercing. Simulated Fox News studio where they can whine about their victimhood to a guy in a Hannity costume
A staffer to a New Jersey congressman allegedly paid an scarification artist $500 to wound her as she staged a scene with zip ties and “Trump Whore” written on her stomach, federal prosecutors say
Ex-Van Drew staffer staged fake attack, writing 'Trump Whore' across her stomach and alleging men held her down and cut her body - New Jersey Globe
A 26-year-old Ocean City woman who claimed she was brutally assaulted because she worked for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-Ocean City) instead orchestrated the
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November 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Idea: a Republican theme park. Attendees are berated for things like being clean cut, being a mom, or loving Jesus. For an extra fee, be physically accosted at by a barista with a septum piercing. Simulated Fox News studio where they can whine about their victimhood to a guy in a Hannity costume
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I’m not a lawyer but I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to tell the jury to “vote assuming we actually have a whole bunch more secret evidence”
November 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I’m not a lawyer but I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to tell the jury to “vote assuming we actually have a whole bunch more secret evidence”
A single follow-up question from a journalist interviewing Made-over Marjorie Taylor Greene might expose the fact that when Marjorie Taylor Greene says "Americans," she means a very specific color of American, speaking a very specific language, practicing a very specific religion.
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A single follow-up question from a journalist interviewing Made-over Marjorie Taylor Greene might expose the fact that when Marjorie Taylor Greene says "Americans," she means a very specific color of American, speaking a very specific language, practicing a very specific religion.
gayer than olympic men's platform diving
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
gayer than olympic men's platform diving
This Fucking Guy: Pam Bondi www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onjn...
Pam Bondi: Everything You Didn't Know About Her Sh*tty Past
YouTube video by Hysteria
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November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
This Fucking Guy: Pam Bondi www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onjn...
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“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
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Going thru the elements of the crime. Looking at the 6 magic verbs now, and the one even more magic adverb: forcibly. “Here we have the defendant throwing — it’s a sandwich, but throwing it hard.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Going thru the elements of the crime. Looking at the 6 magic verbs now, and the one even more magic adverb: forcibly. “Here we have the defendant throwing — it’s a sandwich, but throwing it hard.”
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Giving all the “sportsball” people a pass for the entire day for this
November 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Giving all the “sportsball” people a pass for the entire day for this
My theory is that Trump needs a sign outside of the Oval because he's got dementia and gets lost a lot.
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My theory is that Trump needs a sign outside of the Oval because he's got dementia and gets lost a lot.
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When Trump is no longer a factor, the GOP has nothing.
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
When Trump is no longer a factor, the GOP has nothing.
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SNL has to be willing to be much meaner to politicians, mean enough that there's no way that the subject would mistake their depiction for flattery, or just stop doing political sketches in the first place.
November 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
SNL has to be willing to be much meaner to politicians, mean enough that there's no way that the subject would mistake their depiction for flattery, or just stop doing political sketches in the first place.
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
AI cannot be trusted to provide information that does not need to be fact checked. It cannot write a good joke. It can't write anything better than B- level prose. However, it's great to yell at.
November 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
AI cannot be trusted to provide information that does not need to be fact checked. It cannot write a good joke. It can't write anything better than B- level prose. However, it's great to yell at.
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In Chicago, a woman was driving to get coffee when a DHS vehicle fleeing an angry crowd crashed into her car. Armed agents jumped out of the vehicle, yanked her door open, pulled her by the legs out of her car at gunpoint, held her incommunicado for hours, then released her with no charges.
November 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
In Chicago, a woman was driving to get coffee when a DHS vehicle fleeing an angry crowd crashed into her car. Armed agents jumped out of the vehicle, yanked her door open, pulled her by the legs out of her car at gunpoint, held her incommunicado for hours, then released her with no charges.
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A 2020 study found that Amazon—which shares owner Jeff Bezos with The Washington Post—is one of the largest employers of people on SNAP.
As SNAP funds froze, mayors and governors have pledged to supplement the missing federal assistance, while federal judges ruled Friday that the Trump administration should use contingency funds to keep food aid running despite the government shutdown.
Uncertainty hits after vulnerable Americans woke up to a SNAP freeze
Amid a benefits pause, nonprofit groups plan to work extra hours to get food out to vulnerable residents, and local community members are also stepping up.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 3, 2025 at 12:23 PM
A 2020 study found that Amazon—which shares owner Jeff Bezos with The Washington Post—is one of the largest employers of people on SNAP.
If we stop measuring economic indicators, the economy can't be bad. Sort of like how if you don't check your bank account after a big weekend, you can't be overdrawn. It's called economics, and if any of you were smart enough to attend Wharton, you'd know it too
November 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If we stop measuring economic indicators, the economy can't be bad. Sort of like how if you don't check your bank account after a big weekend, you can't be overdrawn. It's called economics, and if any of you were smart enough to attend Wharton, you'd know it too
hope this goes as well over as his endorsement in the wisconsin supreme court race
JUST IN: Elon Musk Endorses Cuomo Over ‘Mumdumi’
JUST IN: Elon Musk Endorses Cuomo Over ‘Mumdumi’
Tesla boss Elon Musk urged New Yorkers to vote for Democrat Andrew Cuomo over Republican Curtis Sliwa and Democratic Socialist frontrunner Zohran Mamdani
The post JUST IN: Elon Musk Endorses Cuomo Over ‘Mumdumi’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
hope this goes as well over as his endorsement in the wisconsin supreme court race
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60 Minutes Edits Donald Trump Telling Them 60 Minutes Should Edit Donald Trump Talking About How 60 Minutes Paid Him For Editing Kamala Harris
60 Minutes is under new management and things are getting stupid faster than you might expect. Last night’s episode featured President Trump, which is…
60 Minutes is under new management and things are getting stupid faster than you might expect. Last night’s episode featured President Trump, which is…
60 Minutes Edits Donald Trump Telling Them 60 Minutes Should Edit Donald Trump Talking About How 60 Minutes Paid Him For Editing Kamala Harris
60 Minutes is under new management and things are getting stupid faster than you might expect. Last night’s episode featured President Trump, which is currently being described as “nuts.” There are all sorts of crazy moments to call out, but let’s start with the recursively meta nonsense. 60 Minutes edited out a segment where Donald Trump tells them to edit out a segment in which he brags about getting CBS to pay him because of them editing out part of an answer by Kamala Harris, and he notes that CBS clearly did the wrong thing in editing Harris in the same fucking sentence he tells them to edit out what he’s saying.
www.techdirt.com
November 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
60 Minutes Edits Donald Trump Telling Them 60 Minutes Should Edit Donald Trump Talking About How 60 Minutes Paid Him For Editing Kamala Harris
60 Minutes is under new management and things are getting stupid faster than you might expect. Last night’s episode featured President Trump, which is…
60 Minutes is under new management and things are getting stupid faster than you might expect. Last night’s episode featured President Trump, which is…
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Around Chicago ICE/Border Patrol are mostly just driving around looking for landscaping crews. It’s not targeted by threat or criminal background. It’s just Kavanaugh sweeps of brown men in work clothes operating landscaping equipment to hit quotas. They’re not investigating, they’re hunting
Still haven’t seen a video of neighbors cheering an abduction, still haven’t seen reports of a neighbor pointing out a hiding migrant to ICE/Border Patrol
The only people praising the ICE/Border Patrol terror patrols & kidnappings are people who live nowhere near where they’re happening.
The only people praising the ICE/Border Patrol terror patrols & kidnappings are people who live nowhere near where they’re happening.
November 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Around Chicago ICE/Border Patrol are mostly just driving around looking for landscaping crews. It’s not targeted by threat or criminal background. It’s just Kavanaugh sweeps of brown men in work clothes operating landscaping equipment to hit quotas. They’re not investigating, they’re hunting
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When I lived in Mexico City as a teenager, it was well understood that conspicuous security was a status symbol, like wearing a Richard Mille or driving a Lamborghini. The truly extravagantly wealthy had professional, discreet security teams, but the mere millionaires favored gaudy, visible guaruras
November 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
When I lived in Mexico City as a teenager, it was well understood that conspicuous security was a status symbol, like wearing a Richard Mille or driving a Lamborghini. The truly extravagantly wealthy had professional, discreet security teams, but the mere millionaires favored gaudy, visible guaruras
This is why you don't pick a Secretary of Transportation who is from a town that is more than 100 miles from the nearest international airport.
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down."
Cruelty will not win any election. We will not forget!
www.rawstory.com/flights/
Cruelty will not win any election. We will not forget!
www.rawstory.com/flights/
Trump official threatens to ground all flights before Thanksgiving in shutdown standoff
Transportation chief Sean Duffy threatened to ground all U.S. flights amid the ongoing shutdown, warning "we'll shut the whole airspace down." As the stalemate drags into the second month, it's adding...
www.rawstory.com
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is why you don't pick a Secretary of Transportation who is from a town that is more than 100 miles from the nearest international airport.
..... what
October 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
..... what