Emma W
@cloudsway.bsky.social
Charity worker. Laughably in charge of Comms.
IVF#4 BFP Baby Kit July '21
Talk to me about food, films, family (and TV, even though it doesn't alliterate).
IVF#4 BFP Baby Kit July '21
Talk to me about food, films, family (and TV, even though it doesn't alliterate).
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Tomorrow. 4PM GMT.
January 7, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Tomorrow. 4PM GMT.
Whenever my 4yo asks me to tell a story about whatever I like, I plagiarise the hell out of Tolkien, Dahl, Blyton, everyone. One day he will realise I'm not a storytelling genius but I'll bask until then.
January 4, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Whenever my 4yo asks me to tell a story about whatever I like, I plagiarise the hell out of Tolkien, Dahl, Blyton, everyone. One day he will realise I'm not a storytelling genius but I'll bask until then.
The problem with the traitors this series is that noone is funny. Funny is key. If there's no cutaways to quips then it's just annoying people saying stupid things and being aggressive.
January 3, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The problem with the traitors this series is that noone is funny. Funny is key. If there's no cutaways to quips then it's just annoying people saying stupid things and being aggressive.
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I got 68, with my top 2 albums being Bluey and Rug Island.
Good morning only to anyone whose listening age is seventy three wtf
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I got 68, with my top 2 albums being Bluey and Rug Island.
My son is using his bottom teeth to scrape the middle of an Oreo out and it's setting my teeth on edge.
November 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My son is using his bottom teeth to scrape the middle of an Oreo out and it's setting my teeth on edge.
I truly believe the programmes for little people are the single most important part of the BBC.
This BBC kids tv advert from 1998 is still very impressive and very lovely
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I truly believe the programmes for little people are the single most important part of the BBC.
New one for my parenting scrapbook.
Kit screaming and crying on the loo because he can't pass a painful poo. Finally succeeded with bribery, and me doing..... (I kid you not...) the voice of his arsehole telling him to get on with it.
Kit screaming and crying on the loo because he can't pass a painful poo. Finally succeeded with bribery, and me doing..... (I kid you not...) the voice of his arsehole telling him to get on with it.
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
New one for my parenting scrapbook.
Kit screaming and crying on the loo because he can't pass a painful poo. Finally succeeded with bribery, and me doing..... (I kid you not...) the voice of his arsehole telling him to get on with it.
Kit screaming and crying on the loo because he can't pass a painful poo. Finally succeeded with bribery, and me doing..... (I kid you not...) the voice of his arsehole telling him to get on with it.
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There are many subtle and complex arguments one can have about the future of the BBC — but I guarantee you that no other channel or streaming service will be as committed to factual programming, children’s education, history shows, religious discussion, poetry, arts, or state of the nation debate
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
There are many subtle and complex arguments one can have about the future of the BBC — but I guarantee you that no other channel or streaming service will be as committed to factual programming, children’s education, history shows, religious discussion, poetry, arts, or state of the nation debate
Boooo
October 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Boooo
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All right I’ll bite who is Taylor Swift
October 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
All right I’ll bite who is Taylor Swift
Nothing has ever pulled out my insides and hit me in the face so hard as watching Inter Alia from National Theatre as mum to a 4 year old boy. Adolescence made me ugly cry, but there are no words for what this did to me.
October 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Nothing has ever pulled out my insides and hit me in the face so hard as watching Inter Alia from National Theatre as mum to a 4 year old boy. Adolescence made me ugly cry, but there are no words for what this did to me.
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Quote tweet this with some swearing to see if we can collectively tilt the data.
Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Arseholes. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Knobend. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Bollocks. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Testicles. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Bastards. Nonces. Tossers and Poo
Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Arseholes. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Knobend. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Bollocks. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Testicles. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Bastards. Nonces. Tossers and Poo
😊 The Swearsky Index is currently 1.9%.
September 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Bitch bum bugger cock twat fuckarse mctitson
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
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Ah yes, what does a parent love more than their wristwatch weighing in on how they could be doing parenting better
September 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Ah yes, what does a parent love more than their wristwatch weighing in on how they could be doing parenting better
Awoke from a spider nightmare to find an actual spider crawling on my neck. Full blown, can't-breathe panic attack. I'll likely never sleep again.
On the plus side, I am fully distracted from first day of school, and have a socially acceptable reason for looking puffy eyed.
On the plus side, I am fully distracted from first day of school, and have a socially acceptable reason for looking puffy eyed.
September 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Awoke from a spider nightmare to find an actual spider crawling on my neck. Full blown, can't-breathe panic attack. I'll likely never sleep again.
On the plus side, I am fully distracted from first day of school, and have a socially acceptable reason for looking puffy eyed.
On the plus side, I am fully distracted from first day of school, and have a socially acceptable reason for looking puffy eyed.
Child just told me he's put his favourite song away in the drawer until tomorrow. Cool idea.
August 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Child just told me he's put his favourite song away in the drawer until tomorrow. Cool idea.
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Death of a Unicorn (2025)
August 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Death of a Unicorn (2025)
Sad to hear about Allen Ahlberg, him and Janet's books were scattered throughout my childhood; Each Pear Pear Plum, Heard It In The Playground, The Jolly Postman and the Ha Ha Bonk Joke Book are all still on my shelf (which has become Kit's shelf).
August 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Sad to hear about Allen Ahlberg, him and Janet's books were scattered throughout my childhood; Each Pear Pear Plum, Heard It In The Playground, The Jolly Postman and the Ha Ha Bonk Joke Book are all still on my shelf (which has become Kit's shelf).
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THIS IS GOOD and gets into something I talk and think about a lot, which is the huge power of competence.
OK so feeling slightly apprehensive about this, which I suppose is kind of the point. This is an attempt at a progressive view on masculinity and on men getting laid. God help me. iandunt.substack.com/p/how-to-be-...
How to be a man
The right story narrative about male attractiveness is grounded in Social Darwinism and free market economics. Can progressives tell a better story?
iandunt.substack.com
August 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM
THIS IS GOOD and gets into something I talk and think about a lot, which is the huge power of competence.
Yet another cancelled FET, but this one is extra special because as I was on the cancellation call, my cousin text me a photo of the baby that has just popped out 🫠
August 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Yet another cancelled FET, but this one is extra special because as I was on the cancellation call, my cousin text me a photo of the baby that has just popped out 🫠
The woman in the middle of this is definitely Tracey Beaker.
July 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The woman in the middle of this is definitely Tracey Beaker.