Kyle, Protector and King of Chilladelphia
@cloysterbell.bsky.social
I have never been wrong about anything ever
Schantastic, oh my god............ how have I never thought of that before
January 14, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Schantastic, oh my god............ how have I never thought of that before
Oh you know what, I should make one of those temperature blankets or a mood tracker journal but it's every day the MTA fucks the subways up yet again
January 14, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Oh you know what, I should make one of those temperature blankets or a mood tracker journal but it's every day the MTA fucks the subways up yet again
What if after Schanwiches I did every single condiment on Wikipedia's list of condiments or every single sauce on Wikipedia's list of sauces. What if I did it for my best friend fritessaus......
January 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
What if after Schanwiches I did every single condiment on Wikipedia's list of condiments or every single sauce on Wikipedia's list of sauces. What if I did it for my best friend fritessaus......
Started watching the OG Fullmetal Alchemist, they could never make me hate you
January 11, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Started watching the OG Fullmetal Alchemist, they could never make me hate you
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I love watching BFQOTY because it's the only time I see Jimmy Carr so every year is a fun game of how much is he going to look like a marionette this time
January 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
I love watching BFQOTY because it's the only time I see Jimmy Carr so every year is a fun game of how much is he going to look like a marionette this time
Girl what the hell, H/eated R/valry is a badly written and even more badly acted straight up porno, why is everyone so obsessed with it (rhetorical, I damn well know why)
January 8, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Girl what the hell, H/eated R/valry is a badly written and even more badly acted straight up porno, why is everyone so obsessed with it (rhetorical, I damn well know why)
Getting a good grade in partnerships, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
January 7, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Getting a good grade in partnerships, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
Considering taking a day trip to Baltimore (2.5hrs one way on the train) just to eat a sandwich....... is that insane
January 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Considering taking a day trip to Baltimore (2.5hrs one way on the train) just to eat a sandwich....... is that insane
Looking up "the essential guide to visiting Amsterdam" on NatGeo, a well-respected publication, and this had me absolutely rolling
January 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Looking up "the essential guide to visiting Amsterdam" on NatGeo, a well-respected publication, and this had me absolutely rolling
Yooooo apparently Motion City Soundtrack released their first album in ten years back in September and it fucks???? Boys we are SO back
January 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Yooooo apparently Motion City Soundtrack released their first album in ten years back in September and it fucks???? Boys we are SO back
Much in the same way that imagine if you were in the TLOU-verse and you got got by like, Ed Sheeran, imagine if you got Pluribus'd and instead of Zosia being your hivemind guide it was Avril Lavigne
January 4, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Much in the same way that imagine if you were in the TLOU-verse and you got got by like, Ed Sheeran, imagine if you got Pluribus'd and instead of Zosia being your hivemind guide it was Avril Lavigne
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Pack it up everyone, I've already hit my peak for this year
January 2, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Pack it up everyone, I've already hit my peak for this year
Making my goal for this year to see more Theatre™ so I kicked it off with the Heathers proshot and mmm. Not my fave. 4/10, probably a good show if you're 14 but unfortunately I am not
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Making my goal for this year to see more Theatre™ so I kicked it off with the Heathers proshot and mmm. Not my fave. 4/10, probably a good show if you're 14 but unfortunately I am not
Happy Wildcat new year everyone
January 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Happy Wildcat new year everyone
Happy 20th meetcute-iversary to Troy and Gabriella 🎉
January 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Happy 20th meetcute-iversary to Troy and Gabriella 🎉
The duality of man is that I can bake you the most exquisite cake you've ever had in your entire life but I can't hardboil a goddamn egg
December 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The duality of man is that I can bake you the most exquisite cake you've ever had in your entire life but I can't hardboil a goddamn egg
Yeah girl, it's December 30, what the hell did you expect
December 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Yeah girl, it's December 30, what the hell did you expect
Tbh we as a society peaked in 2012 when Good Time by Carly Rae Jepsen and Owl City came out
December 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Tbh we as a society peaked in 2012 when Good Time by Carly Rae Jepsen and Owl City came out
When I say I'm a TCG Charizard hater this is why. What do you MEAN it can do 250 damage, that's so op and absolutely no fun to play against
December 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
When I say I'm a TCG Charizard hater this is why. What do you MEAN it can do 250 damage, that's so op and absolutely no fun to play against
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這季fionna and cake只喜歡最後兩集⋯還是本來的世界觀最對味😭😭 Fern!!
December 26, 2025 at 12:17 AM
這季fionna and cake只喜歡最後兩集⋯還是本來的世界觀最對味😭😭 Fern!!
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December 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Merry Christmas to me!
December 25, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Merry Christmas to me!
Happy BBC Arthur Pendragon death anniversary to all who celebrate
December 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Happy BBC Arthur Pendragon death anniversary to all who celebrate