C. L. Polk
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C. L. Polk
@clpolk.com
I write stuff. I knit stuff. I cook stuff. Ask me about my weird little books. https://www.clpolk.com/
My breakfast (wow, I thought this posted hours ago, now i have to figure out so else to eat)
December 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
You probably don’t but here you go
December 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
i mean it's odd to say "tell us how you make your money" and then not actually let us respond, but

Hello, I make my money from writing books and through the kindness of people who bail me out of emergencies on ko-fi and kick in a few bucks a month on patreon

my biggest advance was $15k per book
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I finally tried making a mash of whole grains for my bread. i used a 12 grain cereal for the mash and mostly whole wheat flour for the biga. The poppy seeds didn’t really stick
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I know no one asked what I am knitting but I took a progress picture of my #WatermarkCardigan anyway. I wanted it to be shorter on the body so I started dividing for sleeves way early
November 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I want everyone to post their hometown slop

(technically the first one is local slop, I wasn't born here, the second one is hometown slop, though!)
November 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
but hold on, you just said you transferred with 14 labelers! how can you be at 21?

An excellent question! These labelers were automatically added to my account, are not removable, and count towards my 20, that's how

If you're on bluesky or blacksky, do you see these bonus moderation services?
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i originally wanted the e95s because it's the modern version of the elite and it's so very midcentury modern, i mean look at this gorgeous creature
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I couldn’t post this and I don’t know why
November 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
wait, what are you doing
October 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Oh, interesting
October 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Hold on that's not what I meant--
October 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
@sidekickai.bsky.social what? an algorithm reply guy? ABSOLUTELY NOT.
September 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
well, you could read a story instead. us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
September 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Bluesky's guidelines ban this work.
September 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Bluesky's guidelines ban this work.
September 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Certified getting in good with Santa Claus 2025
September 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
okay, bored now
September 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Alas.
September 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
no, because when I scroll through the document and click on the things I had set as headings, they register as the headings of the type I set, but my navigator does not look like that.
September 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
No. Absolutely not. oubliette.
September 8, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Reminded of this every day
August 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The big nerd
August 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
August 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM