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they/them | what the hell am i doing here
having a full blown existential crisis while recovering from surgery is such an exhausting experience
July 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
forgot this place existed
July 17, 2025 at 5:58 AM
beatles movie cast looking like short king male manipulators is sending me,,, very accurate casting
April 3, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Cory Booker just gave the longest speech in the history of Congress and concluded by apologizing to everyone who had to stay up all night keeping the chamber open and operating.
April 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
just got diagnosed with long covid, what’s up yall
March 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
love
March 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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After years and years of thinking about it, the Crash Course team is finally taking on Sex Ed!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkSI...
What is sex?: Sex Ed #1
YouTube video by CrashCourse
www.youtube.com
March 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
if you don’t leave me a voicemail, it’s like you never called
March 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
the general lack of trust in qualified professionals is so frustrating - like, i understand that the intent is to delegitimize and destabilize higher education regardless of whether or not people see it, it’s just so scary that we’re at a point of “trust us” instead of “trust the expert.”
February 22, 2025 at 11:44 AM
felt
February 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
why do people think it’s okay to talk to people they don’t know with SO MUCH attitude
February 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
hmm, maybe i don’t need my medication after-all
February 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
found a nearly perfect apartment in columbus i want to visit that definitely will not be available when i can move. i just need to see it anyways. need to keep the dream alive, right?
February 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
oh my godddddd
February 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
why did no one tell me there are so many gay people in columbus - bumble there is better than california lmfao
February 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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american citizens will be so overjoyed with the ability to say slurs at work that they will no longer need to consume food nor purchase consumer goods
February 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Complete strangers online are not prepared for the level of psychological warfare I am prepared to wage on them
January 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Take back your attention.
January 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
im hardly on here but i still enjoy this immensely more than twitter
November 22, 2024 at 2:20 PM
taking fortnite breaks between each paragraph of this essay
November 18, 2024 at 3:26 AM
a new app for me not to keep up with
November 10, 2024 at 1:30 PM