Clyde Draper
clydedraper.bsky.social
Clyde Draper
@clydedraper.bsky.social
I never know what to put on these things. So, uh, I’m a man and I like stuff, and sometimes I don’t. Intramural co-ed football champ at UC (Cincinnati) in 2003
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Here’s an idea… Instead of asking me to round up for charity, why don’t you gazillion dollar corporations round down for charity. Round down everybody’s order to the nearest dollar and donate that.
But I’m supposed to believe that Elon Musk’s Grok is the best AI going. GTFOH. This is an every week thing with these headlines.
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Why the hell is Jillian Michaels all over my screen all of a sudden?
November 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Be there!
October 14, 2025 at 12:14 PM
You ever wonder why the Bible was ‘written’ at all, when 95% of people back then couldn’t read?
October 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I walked into a Penn Station restaurant Sunday to get a sandwich and a guy ahead of me in line is like ‘cool shirt, bro’. So I’m like…thanks? Then I realize I’m wearing an Under Armour shirt that says freedom on it in red white and blue. Musta thought me to be black Maga, which I absolutely am NOT.
October 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I have had an iPhone since two weeks after the initial launch of the original iPhone. I have been loyal and never cheated or strayed from it. My deep blue iPhone 17 Pro Max showed up on Saturday and after one weekend day and one work day with it, I am not disappointed.
October 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Good morning to all who celebrate
a small white dog is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and looking out the window .
ALT: a small white dog is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car and looking out the window .
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October 4, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Diddy might not even miss an Avenger movie
October 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I agree with Kegsbreath in the sense that I believe a fighting force should be in fighting shape. I don’t think most people would disagree with that. And coming from a General or a senior NCO, that message would’ve landed with loud applause probably. But not from this 🤡
October 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
If Trump had not been there, Pete Kegsbreath may have actually gotten a few Chiefs or Generals to get up and walk out on that bullshit speech. Coulda EASILY been an email. Or in his case, a Signal chat.
October 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
‪I’ve never really heard of hunters going out hunting dogs. Where they do that at? Never seen a mounted dog head on somebody’s wall, not even in the movies. ‬Which is to say that antifa…probably pretty safe!
September 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Canceling Jimmy Kimmel, on the heels of canceling Stephen Colbert, is how you radicalize Gen Xers, who may have been riding the fence between being safe and being heard.
September 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
We need a stronger word than hypocrisy for these cretins.
September 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Jesse Watters can kiss my ass. I demand his firing. If leftists are getting fired just for saying the truth about Charlie Kirk, Jesse should be fired for this bullshit he’s saying about the left.
September 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I, a retired Master Sergeant in the United States Air Force, am demanding that Jesse Watters be fired for his rhetoric yesterday, September 11, regarding the Charlie Kirk shooting. MSNBC fired their guy, and what he said was not even close to what Jesse said. Please like and repost if you agree.
September 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Miss me with all the BS. Mark Robinson, a.k.a. mini soldier, said some people need killing. He said some people need to be taken off the field. And y’all tried to make him governor of NC. Trump called him MLK. So, miss me with the violent left BS. Charlie Kirk…I sure hope your doctor is qualified.
September 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
While the left is tripping over your own dicks to be the first in line to condemn the Charlie Kirk shooting, the right is lining up to call the entire left murderers and demons. The left never learns.
September 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Alien Earth episode 5, fantastic!
a man wearing a hoodie that says in my heart
ALT: a man wearing a hoodie that says in my heart
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September 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Them Cincinnati Bearcats bout to roast the children of the corn in Kansas City. I predict Bearcats 84, Nebraska -4. Goooo UC! Let’s kick this thing off!
August 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Here’s an idea… Instead of asking me to round up for charity, why don’t you gazillion dollar corporations round down for charity. Round down everybody’s order to the nearest dollar and donate that.
August 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If I was the CEO of Big Panhandle, I’d have my off-ramp guys throwing spike strips in front of the lead car at red lights. Pay the toll or get a tire hole. I’m just saying, if we’re gonna extort people, let’s go all the way.

#blacksky
July 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
‪47 demands the Washington football team return to their original moniker, as well as the Cleveland baseball team. In that case, I demand, since we’re changing names back, that 47 rename his family name to Drumpf. ‬

‪“MAKE TRUMP DRUMPF AGAIN! (MIDOL)!”‬

#blacksky
July 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
So can we pencil Desmond Ridder in for 13 sacks?
July 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Goldberg looks great! But then again, so did Mike Tyson. Them knees look every bit of 58. #snme #wwesnme
July 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Superman had some surprise love for Cincinnati, and it was glorious #superman #cincinnati #hallofjustice
July 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM