No I promise, we know.

Your caption is painfully hilarious despite the content and context.

This is so funny to read after multiple middle-aged women tried to stage an intervention with me during dinner tonight for not watching it.

Dang, I literally put on my FIU sweatshirt before I read this.

Oh big yikes

Football is just like when you and your cousins choreographed a dance to the Lady Marmalade cover made popular in the early 2000s for your parents.

(I was Pink AND Lil' Kim.)

Oh. I defo need to look like Jack McKeon walking around town!

If this is the ideal body shape of 2026, I'm feeling great.

Why is this me with my mother and my mother in law? You're in the gd wayyy, go sit down!

That turkey looks Aryan as hell.

How dare they withhold Sweet Eyepatch Baby Miss Rev from us. A pox on them and an extra disorienting Agge War Hymn rendition!

Okay, I was scrolling really fast and have the timeline sorted by most recent. I definitely did a double take and then realized these were two different posts from you and the last was not a reply to @jamellebouie.net, haha. All the smart and cool kids are doing it, and they are in fact not scum. 😂