Dad: I am not sure why people put those big discs in their ears.
Me: They're called gauges.
Dad: Gay discs?!
Dad: I am not sure why people put those big discs in their ears.
Me: They're called gauges.
Dad: Gay discs?!
1st year student: the entire literature on the subject
Grad student: the paper you cite
Post-grad: title and abstract and scan the rest of the paper
Professor: the title. PLEASE read the title