More questions for Rufus.

Questions for Rufus.

“We mail fudge” is a top-10 all-time declarative sentence.

Once again, @effinbirds.com unleashes an absolute banger on a Friday.

They’ve just given away everything, their authority, their precedents, their claims of legitimacy premised on their impartiality, all for a president who has betrayed every last one of their principles to enrich and protect himself.

If you haven’t bought anything from @effinbirds.com, you really need to. Like, today.

If you think this post by the President of the United States is funny, there’s something wrong with you.

Ohio Republicans are going to try to turn us into the next Florida, the result of which would be many needless deaths, because they are afraid of a vocal minority of their own constituents.

National Birds of Prey, 2025 Edition

With Cracker Barrel retreating on their big redesign, that presumably takes the pressure off of Frisch's to do something about their Big Boy. I mean, look at this guy.

Republicans do love America. It just happens to be a very specific version of America.

“The proposed Constitution, so far from implying an abolition of the State Governments . . . leaves in their possession certain exclusive and very important portions of sovereign power.” -Alexander Hamilton, Federalist No. 9

Whatever this is, it’s not the American future I was promised as a kid in the theater in 1985 watching Rocky Balboa defeat Ivan Drago in Rocky IV.