Aunt Christmas
@cmrhoffman.bsky.social
Fuck all of you I just want my fucking son back. This isn’t fucking fair
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Fuck all of you I just want my fucking son back. This isn’t fucking fair
It’s funny that my dad was pretending to have lost my number so he couldn’t send one of his stupid texts on my birthday and then today forgot he was doing that and put me in a group chat with my sisters
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 PM
It’s funny that my dad was pretending to have lost my number so he couldn’t send one of his stupid texts on my birthday and then today forgot he was doing that and put me in a group chat with my sisters
Finally got to cross seeing Paul McCartney off my bucket list and it was amazing how unabashedly progressive they were in the visuals and in his in-between quips. He really was like “I’ve been fighting for civil rights since the 60s; I’ll be damned if you don’t know exactly where I stand”
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Finally got to cross seeing Paul McCartney off my bucket list and it was amazing how unabashedly progressive they were in the visuals and in his in-between quips. He really was like “I’ve been fighting for civil rights since the 60s; I’ll be damned if you don’t know exactly where I stand”
Boys r such an interesting breed bc one day they’ll be like “oh yeah I have crippling depression and anxiety” and then the next day they’re a loud asshole. Like why are you being combative with me bc I ask you to recycle at my house instead of throwing it in the garbage?
November 2, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Boys r such an interesting breed bc one day they’ll be like “oh yeah I have crippling depression and anxiety” and then the next day they’re a loud asshole. Like why are you being combative with me bc I ask you to recycle at my house instead of throwing it in the garbage?
Very interesting to me that zero other social media sites have implemented age verification for Ohio users but I still cannot use certain features here unless I sell my data to bsky’s third party app
@support.bsky.team hey jw as y’all decided to follow Ohio laws a day early. which part of the TOS says that minors cannot use direct messages? Or which part of the Ohio bill? I’m not a minor but I’m curious on why DMing is not allowed until I “verify my age” that I provided you when I signed up??
November 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Very interesting to me that zero other social media sites have implemented age verification for Ohio users but I still cannot use certain features here unless I sell my data to bsky’s third party app
Sweet angel. I’ll miss you forever 💔
October 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Sweet angel. I’ll miss you forever 💔
@support.bsky.team hey jw as y’all decided to follow Ohio laws a day early. which part of the TOS says that minors cannot use direct messages? Or which part of the Ohio bill? I’m not a minor but I’m curious on why DMing is not allowed until I “verify my age” that I provided you when I signed up??
September 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
@support.bsky.team hey jw as y’all decided to follow Ohio laws a day early. which part of the TOS says that minors cannot use direct messages? Or which part of the Ohio bill? I’m not a minor but I’m curious on why DMing is not allowed until I “verify my age” that I provided you when I signed up??
“If it happens when you’re alone then you’re not faking” ah but what if I’m just imagining that it’s happening huh
September 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“If it happens when you’re alone then you’re not faking” ah but what if I’m just imagining that it’s happening huh
My cousin made a post on FB about her parent’s issues and has a link to a meal train website asking the community to sign up to bring them dinners. Someone actually commented “Praying for you (aunt) and (uncle)! Let me know what I can do to help!” Incredible. No notes.
September 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My cousin made a post on FB about her parent’s issues and has a link to a meal train website asking the community to sign up to bring them dinners. Someone actually commented “Praying for you (aunt) and (uncle)! Let me know what I can do to help!” Incredible. No notes.
It’s really funny you can tell who’s worked retail or not so quickly anymore. “I don’t know why the cashier seemed like she wished I wasn’t there, they had just opened! Not even a chance for other customers to have pissed her off!” Girl….
August 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It’s really funny you can tell who’s worked retail or not so quickly anymore. “I don’t know why the cashier seemed like she wished I wasn’t there, they had just opened! Not even a chance for other customers to have pissed her off!” Girl….
It’s always a weird slap to the face whenever someone casually brings up to me how their gf, ex, whatever didn’t like me bc I existed in the same airspace as them??? Especially since most of these girls would be very nice to my face. I just wanted more friends, not ur bf :(
August 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It’s always a weird slap to the face whenever someone casually brings up to me how their gf, ex, whatever didn’t like me bc I existed in the same airspace as them??? Especially since most of these girls would be very nice to my face. I just wanted more friends, not ur bf :(
Turns out I have had a concussion for three weeks. Lol
Task failed spectacularly
Not looking forward to spending a weekend trying to convince my family that I am still ok
August 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Turns out I have had a concussion for three weeks. Lol
Task failed spectacularly
Not looking forward to spending a weekend trying to convince my family that I am still ok
August 4, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Task failed spectacularly
Very funny today to check into the hotel and conveniently get an ADA compliant room
To be clear! I am still clear headed (as long as I can lay down from time to time) but there were some Symptoms™️ today that aren’t easy to write off
August 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Very funny today to check into the hotel and conveniently get an ADA compliant room
Not looking forward to spending a weekend trying to convince my family that I am still ok
August 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Not looking forward to spending a weekend trying to convince my family that I am still ok
Honestly idk how well my coworker is going to fare at her new job without having me there to ask for “help” every five minutes
July 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Honestly idk how well my coworker is going to fare at her new job without having me there to ask for “help” every five minutes
This week has been a bitch and a half but I’m going to take a small victory lap for the girl who hates me finally unfollowing my bf🎉
June 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This week has been a bitch and a half but I’m going to take a small victory lap for the girl who hates me finally unfollowing my bf🎉
New reaction photo dropped
June 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
New reaction photo dropped
I love it when I introduce myself and then said person reads my name and assumes that it is a secret third person (man). I once had a lady insist she spoke with a man via email and I was like ‘no that was me’ and she continued to refer to me in third person. lol. Haha even
May 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I love it when I introduce myself and then said person reads my name and assumes that it is a secret third person (man). I once had a lady insist she spoke with a man via email and I was like ‘no that was me’ and she continued to refer to me in third person. lol. Haha even
Every time I clean my house if reminds me of the significant number of people I’ve worked with that Do Not Know how to use a broom and dustpan
May 5, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Every time I clean my house if reminds me of the significant number of people I’ve worked with that Do Not Know how to use a broom and dustpan
Reposted by Aunt Christmas
March 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
A friend of mine sent me a nice care package out of the blue, including some higher quality packets of tea. While I hate chamomile, I noticed it was the only duplicate she sent so I decided to take a chance and try it again
March 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
A friend of mine sent me a nice care package out of the blue, including some higher quality packets of tea. While I hate chamomile, I noticed it was the only duplicate she sent so I decided to take a chance and try it again
Too many white boys don’t see sexism and racism as a dealbreaker and it is incredibly frustrating
March 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Too many white boys don’t see sexism and racism as a dealbreaker and it is incredibly frustrating
That one tumblr post that’s like “you’re chronically ill and wish the dr would tell you that actually you’re deficient in a vitamin and then you’re miraculously cured bc you were just deficient:)”
February 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
That one tumblr post that’s like “you’re chronically ill and wish the dr would tell you that actually you’re deficient in a vitamin and then you’re miraculously cured bc you were just deficient:)”