If you’re gonna leave me alone, leave me alone!!! And who told him you can make group texts. Right to jail. Warmest wishes for him to break his phone again

(I will be grumpy about the visualizer for My Valentine, perhaps he is contractually obligated to have them both but you would think it would be easy to leave it as just Natalie Portman and not That Man )

Idk my anxiety would make me apologize, not go into a rant about how “it all goes to the same place” “anyone who recycles is a sucker” “they tell me to recycle the cans at my stadium job but I secretly don’t” aren’t you embarrassed?? Where’s the anxiety??? WHY CANT YOU RESPECT MY HOUSE RULES

Not saying the employee was in the right by any means, you gotta shove that shit down. But top five thing that would piss me off as an opener was people in the store right after I unlocked the door. Please give me some time to mentally prepare myself 😩

Anyway, hire me to be your friend as a litmus test for crazy gf vibes bc I draw them out like snake venom I guess

Bc I can obvs tell when the vibes r off, but I try to tell myself that it’s just bc I’m awkward and not good at meeting new people. And then it’s “my ex started a fight with me bc you liked her photo” like ????? Her photo??? On the site where she added me as a friend first???? Wild.

I say conveniently bc the keys were already prepared before I got there but not out of the realm of possibility that the concierge saw my cane and furiously switched rooms without me seeing

However, I shall continue waiting until the neurologist appointment that I have been waiting for five months for (Thursday) instead of going to the er

To be clear! I am still clear headed (as long as I can lay down from time to time) but there were some Symptoms™️ today that aren’t easy to write off