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fantasy football’s first & only coachspeak solver // created by Greg Brainos // every important note from every HC/OC/GM presser: http://patreon.com/CoachspeakIndex
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December 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
💣 new pod ep go boom💥

• Out of running excuses for Jalen Hurts

• AD Mitchell’s short-term and long-term outlook

• I’m Team Grinch

+ more more more

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December 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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- #Giants interim HC Mike Kafka on why Abdul Carter was benched for the 1st quarter of Monday night’s game
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 AM
no context Jim Harbaugh
December 2, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Zac Taylor pressers >>>>
December 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
#Jaguars HC Liam Coen on Logan Cooke threatening to kill Julius Chestnut during yesterday’s game:

“I’ve probably heard that said, like, a hundred times, from players in games. So, whatever.”
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
GOOD SWEATER VEST
NEVER LET IT REST
UNTIL YOUR GOOD IS BETTER
AND YOUR SWEATER IS VEST
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
???
December 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
#Bucs HC Todd Bowles has a 90% reliability rating on injury coachspeak

We expect Baker Mayfield to play this week
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
John Wick reboot, but with Kyle Shanahan hunting down the Deion Sanders jersey that was stolen from him in 1994
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Happy Fhanksgiving!
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
#Seahawks HC Mike Macdonald’s advice for anyone who is interested in getting into coaching football:
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
“I couldn’t even figure out 6-7, and now it’s Drake Drake Maye”
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
#Cowboys HC Brian Schottenheimer on CeeDee Lamb, who had multiple drops today:

“The ball is gonna keep coming his way… When we start drawing up plays for Kansas City — I’ll give them a little heads-up — there’ll be a lot of them going to 88.”
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
no context Mike McCoy
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
a good week for reporters to ask Pete Carroll how he would grade the performance of offensive line coach Brennan Carroll
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
the Bhayshul Tuten coachspeak has been QUITE good this week

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November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
🗣️ all aboard for a new ep 🚂

• What’s behind the increased usage for Bhayshul Tuten and Kenneth Walker

• Necessary context on Dan Campbell’s actual quote about David Montgomery

+ more!

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November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Emphasis the Little Things
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
💥 new episode just dropped, THANK YOU SENSEI 🍆

• Tyler Allgeier is a hammer

• Luther Burden is the rogue planet Melancholia

• Christian Watson is a goon

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November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
admin needs to #BearDown on grammar
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Aaron Glenn is cut from a different cloth (used toilet paper)
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
you know it’s going well when you’re begging reporters to not ask who QB1 is
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM