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GOOD SWEATER VEST
NEVER LET IT REST
UNTIL YOUR GOOD IS BETTER
AND YOUR SWEATER IS VEST
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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???
December 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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#Bucs HC Todd Bowles has a 90% reliability rating on injury coachspeak

We expect Baker Mayfield to play this week
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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John Wick reboot, but with Kyle Shanahan hunting down the Deion Sanders jersey that was stolen from him in 1994
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Happy Fhanksgiving!
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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#Seahawks HC Mike Macdonald’s advice for anyone who is interested in getting into coaching football:
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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“I couldn’t even figure out 6-7, and now it’s Drake Drake Maye”
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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#Cowboys HC Brian Schottenheimer on CeeDee Lamb, who had multiple drops today:

“The ball is gonna keep coming his way… When we start drawing up plays for Kansas City — I’ll give them a little heads-up — there’ll be a lot of them going to 88.”
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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no context Mike McCoy
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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YOU

LOVE

TO

HEAR IT
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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the Bhayshul Tuten coachspeak has been QUITE good this week

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November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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🗣️ all aboard for a new ep 🚂

• What’s behind the increased usage for Bhayshul Tuten and Kenneth Walker

• Necessary context on Dan Campbell’s actual quote about David Montgomery

+ more!

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November 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Emphasis the Little Things
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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💥 new episode just dropped, THANK YOU SENSEI 🍆

• Tyler Allgeier is a hammer

• Luther Burden is the rogue planet Melancholia

• Christian Watson is a goon

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November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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admin needs to #BearDown on grammar
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Aaron Glenn is cut from a different cloth (used toilet paper)
November 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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you know it’s going well when you’re begging reporters to not ask who QB1 is
November 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Dan Campbell took over offensive playcalling duties and he did not fail Jameson Williams
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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loser energy
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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need to hit the Charlotte clubs with my new wingman Brad Idzik
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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🚁 🚁 new ep dropped 🚁 🚁

• the horrors of copy-and-pasting preseason usage to regular season usage

• new deployments for Devaughn Vele and Luke Musgrave

• a solitary rant

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November 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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it was a more active trade deadline because the young whippersnapper GMs are so trade horny from their days of playing fantasy football
November 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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no context Liam Coen
November 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Paul Kuharsky had Mike McCoy in hell today
November 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM