A message from my boss this morning on Teams: “you were on fire yesterday…delivering high quality work.”

My schedule:
- lay in bed
- drink coffee
- send 3 “very corporate emails”
- get high
- make 3 PowerPoint slides while high
- take 3 hours of personal calls

I will do anything to expand the reach of this gospel.

I have my first employee review this month. First in 17 years! Teach me your dances.

I fear and also loathe the late stage capitalists, yet I decided to take a corporate job.

From my boyfriend:

Is every 40-something white woman recording porn, or just the Fuckwitch Three? Tips?

Wisdom of the Fuckwitch Three. #darksky

He “gives back” by “teaching us to fish” via generous donations of his time on stage delivering keynotes.

#darksky
Bring it, brat tamers.

Be a middle aged white woman in 2023 with a bachelor’s degree and any sort of previous experience. We are the new mediocre white men. I say this with authority as this is my life.

“Incredibly turned off” until the Republican governor’s wife at their kid’s private school invites them to the country club for a fundraiser for the lacrosse team. Fuck white women. Don’t trust us.

Fuck this. Fuck this attitude as white moms have been sitting on Black murder at the hands of our inaction for fucking decades. Yeah, my daughter’s uterus is now being policed so I have the “mental space” to be “activated.” Fuck white women. Don’t trust us.

Even MORE liberal wine moms will watch Black people be murdered and “thirst for the taste of blood,”
but then when the blood is kinda yick and maybe their kid won’t be first string in volleyball or the “school culture” ain’t right, they’ll fucking turn into entitled Karens. Don’t trust us.