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Who is the “2023” David Graeber?
October 18, 2023 at 12:57 AM
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears of joy, realizes how much happiness he brings into the dark and uncertain world. "I am Pagliacci. Thank you doctor."
October 14, 2023 at 9:55 PM
A message from my boss this morning on Teams: “you were on fire yesterday…delivering high quality work.”

My schedule:
- lay in bed
- drink coffee
- send 3 “very corporate emails”
- get high
- make 3 PowerPoint slides while high
- take 3 hours of personal calls
October 13, 2023 at 1:26 PM
Call for ideas!!! I am an artist and creative director. I’m working with a film company led by indigenous creators. We are looking for short film stories. Anyone know of any superheroes among us? #brainstorm #storytelling
October 13, 2023 at 12:33 PM
Yesterday, if santorum counts. More of a shart tho, tbh.

(Santorum: neologism, slang)
Ladies, quoteskeet with the last time you shit your pants
September 27, 2023 at 1:42 AM
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Time to repost this fabulous meme. Because COME ON.
September 24, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Serious advice needed: I am working in corporate for the first time in 17 years. I was unprepared for the tsunami of “liberal wine mom” white supremacy culture here. I feel I can be a catalyst for change, but don’t have a good plan on how. I only know “use your asd/ genius to violently humiliating.”
September 24, 2023 at 3:22 PM
I wish my employers understood this.
not an original thought but bears repeating: half of writing is just being allowed time to sit on your ass uninterrupted and think about things really hard until you puzzle them out, which doesn't look or feel like work at all. but it is!
September 24, 2023 at 2:08 AM
I crave permission to be disconnected. The darkness calls me.
Our house internet went out last night and so I was forced to amuse myself offline LIKE A PEASANT for nearly eighteen hours.

God, my youth was a dark time and I had no idea.
September 24, 2023 at 12:21 AM
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September 23, 2023 at 10:00 PM
The answer to life’s big questions is always “yes, if you will wait just a moment.”

Does life have meaning?
Is god real?
Will I ever fall in love?
Do you wanna know what love is?
May I have extra mayo?

The critical thing to remember that a “moment” to a human is a lifetime for a mosquito.
September 23, 2023 at 11:22 PM
Gospel
If i cheat on u its not personal. I just thought, since i love u, itd be sooo fucked up to cheat on u, and that made it too hot not to. So I cheated on u because i love u, u understand?
September 23, 2023 at 10:03 PM
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Let's take a moment to appreciate how much better any tab on this site is than whatever TF else is going on out there.
September 23, 2023 at 6:40 PM
I will do anything to expand the reach of this gospel.
September 23, 2023 at 9:47 PM
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hey guys check this out
August 17, 2023 at 7:04 PM
Hedonism Saturday first half schedule:
- sex at 530am
- back to sleep until 930am
- coffee w floater of vanilla rum in bed
- 1030-11 coffee 2 in hot tub
- 11-12 sex and shower (some nice vids!)
- 12-1 shashouka for lunch
- 1-4 cuddle on the couch, watching college football & doom scrolling
September 23, 2023 at 5:49 PM
My company told me to fire our designer bc he has no project management skills. This is his first EVER job. They never trained him in 3 yrs! I fought for a 4 month stay of execution - now I have to train him. Fuck. I bought him weed and told him I suck at training but am good at resumes.
September 23, 2023 at 1:44 PM
Can we do “major larceny” and “money laundering” next?? I date wealthy people. Would love to rob some of the more entitled ones.
serious question to help me get to know you on our first date: sooo have you ever thought about how you’d dispose of a body? 👉👈
September 23, 2023 at 1:25 PM
As a true hedonist, I am contemplating my next move to dismantle the white supremacy culture at work while drinking $400 wine in my privileged fucking luxury hot tub provided by boyfriend. I can’t tell him how to spend his time and money.
September 23, 2023 at 1:42 AM
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September 23, 2023 at 12:41 AM
All I’ve ever wanted to do is fit in. Somewhere. My validation issues run deep.
September 23, 2023 at 12:41 AM
I am new here. Is everyone aware of white supremacy culture and the insidious nature of it, including the complaints about it being a “too much talked about topic” a part of WSC itself? I can’t explain well. But no one is tired of white people beating the drum that white people need to do more?
September 23, 2023 at 12:08 AM
How do I tell my boss that I believe it is tone, deaf and potentially unethical to submit our white cis het, Gen X CEO for DC‘s CEO “of the year competition?” ( asking for a friend)
September 22, 2023 at 6:00 PM