noodle?
@cob4ltnoodle.bsky.social
incompetent fool
i exercise my first amendment rights with reckless abandon
i exercise my first amendment rights with reckless abandon
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piss stained ceiling
January 3, 2026 at 1:07 PM
piss stained ceiling
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we should have stopped here
![The Commodore 64, also known as the C64, is an 8-bit home computer introduced in January 1982 by Commodore International (first shown at the Consumer Electronics Show, January 7–10, 1982, in Las Vegas). It has been listed in the Guinness World Records as the best-selling desktop computer model of all time, with independent estimates placing the number sold between 12.5 and 17 million units. Volume production started in early 1982, marketing in August for US$595 (equivalent to $1,940 in 2024). Preceded by the VIC-20 and Commodore PET, the C64 took its name from its 64 kilobytes (65,536 bytes) of RAM. With support for multicolor sprites and a custom chip for waveform generation, the C64 could create superior visuals and audio compared to systems without such custom hardware.
The C64 dominated the low-end computer market (except in the UK, France and Japan, lasting only about six months in Japan[7]) for most of the later years of the 1980s.[8] For a substantial period (1983–1986), the C64 had between 30% and 40% share of the US market and two million units sold per year,[9] outselling IBM PC compatibles, the Apple II, and Atari 8-bit computers. S](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:64mdicpo7sq4k5bx2z3m2jo6/bafkreibhdrl2a4jpj3h4l4ecrohbzt7vufxthyuzyzjumkw4ymnttbbnqu@jpeg)
December 29, 2025 at 8:39 PM
we should have stopped here
(sets down bucket in front of you)
now get to pissin. we don't have all day
now get to pissin. we don't have all day
December 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
(sets down bucket in front of you)
now get to pissin. we don't have all day
now get to pissin. we don't have all day
PISSING MYSELF!!
December 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
PISSING MYSELF!!
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Tips for new Bluesky users:
December 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Tips for new Bluesky users:
what's up with me? oh, nothing much. just slopping my hog haha 😅 how about you?
December 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
what's up with me? oh, nothing much. just slopping my hog haha 😅 how about you?
(gestures to mutilated corpse of small) "only REAL ball knowers know this shirel secret!" (boos erupt from the audience as i am knocked to the ground by a stray dodgeball)
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
(gestures to mutilated corpse of small) "only REAL ball knowers know this shirel secret!" (boos erupt from the audience as i am knocked to the ground by a stray dodgeball)
they call it coldstone creamery because they pelt you with stones and it hurts a lot
December 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
they call it coldstone creamery because they pelt you with stones and it hurts a lot
coming down from the tetanus high, thinking maybe rusty nails aren't so bad after all
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
coming down from the tetanus high, thinking maybe rusty nails aren't so bad after all
i invented a thing i call "funnyposting." it's when you post a hilarious phrase online for the world to enjoy. i might try it soon
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
i invented a thing i call "funnyposting." it's when you post a hilarious phrase online for the world to enjoy. i might try it soon
I AM HILARIOUS! NEVER BEFORE HAS THIS WORLD SEEN A FUNNYMAN THE LIKES OF ME! LIKE MY POST!
December 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I AM HILARIOUS! NEVER BEFORE HAS THIS WORLD SEEN A FUNNYMAN THE LIKES OF ME! LIKE MY POST!
haha, just spurtin, kid
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
haha, just spurtin, kid
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mpreg stands for melon pregnancy
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
mpreg stands for melon pregnancy
i can only fall from here
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
i can only fall from here
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mercury is the most underrated planet ever
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
mercury is the most underrated planet ever
harassing kids on the street with my entourage of ghoulish creatures
November 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
harassing kids on the street with my entourage of ghoulish creatures
the polar express trains
September 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
the polar express trains
I britishnj tea an crisps
September 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I britishnj tea an crisps
it's arthur ford thursday
September 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
it's arthur ford thursday
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Trump Administration Freezes Foreign Men
July 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump Administration Freezes Foreign Men