Cobwebs
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37, they/them, mom, piercer, dork, a million hobbies, a billion interests. One time an angry stranger called me a "liberal f*ck" and idk I just really resonated with that.
Help the book I read used the word "moregasm"
a man is wearing a black sweater and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is wearing a black sweater and making a funny face .
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October 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Help the book I read used the word "moregasm"
I'm officially in line to request a new espinner I've been wanting for years and I'm so excited about it! Now I just need the motor on my current one to last until then 😅
October 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I'm officially in line to request a new espinner I've been wanting for years and I'm so excited about it! Now I just need the motor on my current one to last until then 😅
I've heard Glory Box by Portishead approximately one million times in my life and I'm down to listen to it again
September 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I've heard Glory Box by Portishead approximately one million times in my life and I'm down to listen to it again
A friend of mine came by my work just to give me food money because she wanted to make sure someone was looking out for me.
I did cry, yes.
I did cry, yes.
August 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
A friend of mine came by my work just to give me food money because she wanted to make sure someone was looking out for me.
I did cry, yes.
I did cry, yes.
To those equating burning american flags with burning pride flags: some of y'all gonna be rolling in your graves for CENTURIES still waiting for the world to treat you better than you treated any of your neighbors, when you could just like... you know, not be a dick. ✌️
August 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
To those equating burning american flags with burning pride flags: some of y'all gonna be rolling in your graves for CENTURIES still waiting for the world to treat you better than you treated any of your neighbors, when you could just like... you know, not be a dick. ✌️
Is the plural of "thesis..."
Theses?
Because...
Theses?
Because...
July 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Is the plural of "thesis..."
Theses?
Because...
Theses?
Because...
there are people who shouldn't shop hungry. fair. valid. understandable, even.
then there is me, who should not shop tired? i panicked and bought an electric griddle and not one but TWO shampoos.
then there is me, who should not shop tired? i panicked and bought an electric griddle and not one but TWO shampoos.
July 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
there are people who shouldn't shop hungry. fair. valid. understandable, even.
then there is me, who should not shop tired? i panicked and bought an electric griddle and not one but TWO shampoos.
then there is me, who should not shop tired? i panicked and bought an electric griddle and not one but TWO shampoos.
A client getting tattooed just told our artist "I don't want to be THAT guy, but I really can't stand today's rap or hip hop."
Do I:
a)mind my business
b)play some doechii~
Do I:
a)mind my business
b)play some doechii~
June 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
A client getting tattooed just told our artist "I don't want to be THAT guy, but I really can't stand today's rap or hip hop."
Do I:
a)mind my business
b)play some doechii~
Do I:
a)mind my business
b)play some doechii~
My children may never love soups and stews like I do, but damn I have been craving some lentil stew and tbh I couldn't be stopped #foodsky #homecooking
June 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
My children may never love soups and stews like I do, but damn I have been craving some lentil stew and tbh I couldn't be stopped #foodsky #homecooking
Reading All This Twisted Glory by Tahereh Mafi, and v smol complaint:
Why do we keep introspecting in the middle of conversations or action? By the time we are done observing and processing everything I fully forgot we were even in a dialogue. Is this how people feel when I stare off into space...?
Why do we keep introspecting in the middle of conversations or action? By the time we are done observing and processing everything I fully forgot we were even in a dialogue. Is this how people feel when I stare off into space...?
June 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Reading All This Twisted Glory by Tahereh Mafi, and v smol complaint:
Why do we keep introspecting in the middle of conversations or action? By the time we are done observing and processing everything I fully forgot we were even in a dialogue. Is this how people feel when I stare off into space...?
Why do we keep introspecting in the middle of conversations or action? By the time we are done observing and processing everything I fully forgot we were even in a dialogue. Is this how people feel when I stare off into space...?
My friend asked me about cheese, and I answered, and then sat there baffled bc WHEN did I learn so much about cheese??
Then I asked her how she knew I'd be the person to ask, and she said the more random the question, the more likely it is I'll know about it, & goddamn I feel both seen and alarmed?
Then I asked her how she knew I'd be the person to ask, and she said the more random the question, the more likely it is I'll know about it, & goddamn I feel both seen and alarmed?
June 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My friend asked me about cheese, and I answered, and then sat there baffled bc WHEN did I learn so much about cheese??
Then I asked her how she knew I'd be the person to ask, and she said the more random the question, the more likely it is I'll know about it, & goddamn I feel both seen and alarmed?
Then I asked her how she knew I'd be the person to ask, and she said the more random the question, the more likely it is I'll know about it, & goddamn I feel both seen and alarmed?
May 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The kids liked the pie! Ahhhh thank fuck. 🥰
May 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The kids liked the pie! Ahhhh thank fuck. 🥰
While this IS certainly a pie, it doesn't look like I meant it to look. Ah well. Here's hoping my first pie attempt at leasts tastes right! #homemade
May 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
While this IS certainly a pie, it doesn't look like I meant it to look. Ah well. Here's hoping my first pie attempt at leasts tastes right! #homemade
My eldest did not choose a birthday cake, they chose a birthday PIE. I gotta make apple pie in MAY.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE PIE. I'm about to find out tho 🥧 😫
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE PIE. I'm about to find out tho 🥧 😫
May 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My eldest did not choose a birthday cake, they chose a birthday PIE. I gotta make apple pie in MAY.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE PIE. I'm about to find out tho 🥧 😫
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE PIE. I'm about to find out tho 🥧 😫
Just looked in a mirror for the first time since this morning, forgot I did my makeup today, and y'all, I look cute as heck today. 😳 Why didn't nobody tell me?
I'd stare at me a little bit at the grocery store, shiiit.
I'd stare at me a little bit at the grocery store, shiiit.
May 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Just looked in a mirror for the first time since this morning, forgot I did my makeup today, and y'all, I look cute as heck today. 😳 Why didn't nobody tell me?
I'd stare at me a little bit at the grocery store, shiiit.
I'd stare at me a little bit at the grocery store, shiiit.
Why does my horoscope keep tellin me to leave my husband 🤔
May 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Why does my horoscope keep tellin me to leave my husband 🤔
I love when bitter men tell me my business will fail. I'm fully booked on a random weekday, but keep saying it, I think those words might be a lucky charm or something
May 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I love when bitter men tell me my business will fail. I'm fully booked on a random weekday, but keep saying it, I think those words might be a lucky charm or something
My kid just walked into my room and said "hey mom, watch, and learn." 😎
Then she set a rock on top of a balloon and blew it up so the rock fell over.
Followed promptly by, "I'm just gonna go." And then she went. 😐
Then she set a rock on top of a balloon and blew it up so the rock fell over.
Followed promptly by, "I'm just gonna go." And then she went. 😐
a man with a mullet says " i don t really understand "
Alt: a man with a mullet says " i don t really understand "
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April 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
My kid just walked into my room and said "hey mom, watch, and learn." 😎
Then she set a rock on top of a balloon and blew it up so the rock fell over.
Followed promptly by, "I'm just gonna go." And then she went. 😐
Then she set a rock on top of a balloon and blew it up so the rock fell over.
Followed promptly by, "I'm just gonna go." And then she went. 😐
I wish I could squint my ears to hear shit better
April 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I wish I could squint my ears to hear shit better
Help I checked out The Cinnamon Bun Book Store audiobook from the library and then forgot what it was about and now I can't get anything done bc there are things happening in my earbuds that I just cannot wash dishes while hearing about 😳
a woman in a white lace top is holding a clear bottle of water
ALT: a woman in a white lace top is holding a clear bottle of water
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April 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Help I checked out The Cinnamon Bun Book Store audiobook from the library and then forgot what it was about and now I can't get anything done bc there are things happening in my earbuds that I just cannot wash dishes while hearing about 😳
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New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever
New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever
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April 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
New Marijuana Study Confirms Everyone Knows You're High And You Will Be Stoned Forever
I very much enjoyed learning how to do short row colorwork. I very much did NOT enjoy how long it took me to do 🙃
Pattern from Woolly Wormhead #knitsky
Pattern from Woolly Wormhead #knitsky
April 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I very much enjoyed learning how to do short row colorwork. I very much did NOT enjoy how long it took me to do 🙃
Pattern from Woolly Wormhead #knitsky
Pattern from Woolly Wormhead #knitsky
The night before my weekend:
Ooh, tomorrow I'm going to do at least 30 hours worth of activities, chores, errands, hobbies, and catch up on work!
The first day of my weekend:
😀no😀
The second day of my weekend:
😌also no😌
Ooh, tomorrow I'm going to do at least 30 hours worth of activities, chores, errands, hobbies, and catch up on work!
The first day of my weekend:
😀no😀
The second day of my weekend:
😌also no😌
March 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The night before my weekend:
Ooh, tomorrow I'm going to do at least 30 hours worth of activities, chores, errands, hobbies, and catch up on work!
The first day of my weekend:
😀no😀
The second day of my weekend:
😌also no😌
Ooh, tomorrow I'm going to do at least 30 hours worth of activities, chores, errands, hobbies, and catch up on work!
The first day of my weekend:
😀no😀
The second day of my weekend:
😌also no😌