Ben Usaf
cockbeard.bsky.social
Ben Usaf
@cockbeard.bsky.social
Kickyball, data science, and grumpiness
Cherries, Preds, and punk rock
Also Rez, but with artistic license

Wish I could remember who made it and credit them but oh well
November 4, 2025 at 8:22 AM
September 27, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Quick spot the difference competition???
August 23, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Can we start a sweepie on exactly what website Coops was browsing that required the heavy blurring o_0

#afcb #utciad
August 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
AI is wrong so often, never trust AI
July 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
If you think that a housing crash will be massively damaging, then you need to remember who actually owns those homes

Even a cursory glance at the stats shows that most folk won't care

ifs.org.uk/sites/defaul...
July 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
They know he's an alien, right??

An illegal alien at that
July 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Phew, worst kept secret finalised at last

I really think he could be a proper step up, no slight on Milos, love the bloke but this feels more secure, a bit more mature, could be a great signing

#afcb #utciad

www.afcb.co.uk/news/2025/ju...
June 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Making me think about one of my favourite movies
June 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
10 years ago, near enough, plus it's a boring Saturday with no kickyball

"Who's the wanker in the blue?"

#afcb #utciad
April 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Careful

I recall this image getting me a lot of attention a few years ago
April 5, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Being as I love Mclusky, I did search in case in there was something I missed

AI is bloody great sometimes, it's now starting beef, though no obession with vegan vampires as far as I can tell
March 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Saw the retro range logo during the Iraola's presser

I recognised the letters as Seward, Yellow Coaches, Exchange and Mart, but where's that second R from, I can't place it

#agcb #utciad
March 15, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Aaaah, I scrolled past this earlier and for some reason aimed they meant this guy
March 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This looks bloody brilliant, great work Stu

I haven't got a complete collection unfortunately, but if any of these are any use to you, just shout up and get them on google drive or something
February 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I had a similar combo to this from your friends to the west

After getting many dirty looks answering my foreign phone on the tram, I replaced it with a Nokia
February 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
In better news we got also got a cracking result today

Yeah that's right I'm claiming Hibs wins now, we're family

#afcb #utciad
February 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Agree on that

I think even ten men could've drawn if the ref wasn't giving everything wrong

But yeah, me to a Wolves mate at full time
February 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Should've taken the chopper, or just nicked Mangum's Ferrari
February 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
A November sunrise looking East from the pier
February 13, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Not EVERYwhere, but yay
February 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
That is a bloody gorgeous clock

I was very happy when I got my pong clock, but this is right up there in awesomeness

www.sandermulder.com/pong_clock.h...
February 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Very nice, I'd probably go for

Though I know you've drawn a few of these so many times I can see why you might have been bored of choosing them
February 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Ouch, could be worse though, I've got a choice of these two, somewhat ironic how similar they really are
February 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Why is the blue line been drawn at Dunk????

Assuming that the lines here are correct, he's behind the ball so couldn't be offside anyway

That said, my lot were supposedly offside in our own half this afternoon, so who knows anymore
February 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM