Ben Usaf
cockbeard.bsky.social
Ben Usaf
@cockbeard.bsky.social
Kickyball, data science, and grumpiness
Cherries, Preds, and punk rock
Hahaha, I feel like I should have clearly died decades ago

They'll near shit themselves when they find out that some numbers I don't actually remember, but I remember where my fingers went so pull the number from the muscle memory instead
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
@fthorrorshow.bsky.social @samrusso.bsky.social
Wolf dick chat got me thinking of Borowczyk' La Bete which if canon implies blooming huge dog cock
September 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Reposted by Ben Usaf
Amazing story: one of the organisers of the group putting Union Flags up around Manchester previously did time for being part of a people smuggling gang.
manchestermill.co.uk/manchester-f...
Manchester’s chief flag-raiser has put his people smuggling days behind him
Flags protesting unchecked immigration have gone up across the city, led by a man caught smuggling migrants into the country in the back of a van
manchestermill.co.uk
August 30, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Really liking the look of Junior

Plus he's eating black boots which has bonus points for old timers like me

#afcb #utciad #boubre
August 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Best way to avoid a yellow card??

Go down crying after you foul someone

#bouwol #afcb #utciad
August 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Wolves fans slating the stadium???

At least we don't need binoculars to see the pitch, numpties

#BOUWOL #AFCB #UTCIAD
August 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Great start for Dango too
August 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Quick spot the difference competition???
August 23, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Can we start a sweepie on exactly what website Coops was browsing that required the heavy blurring o_0

#afcb #utciad
August 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It's clearly all a conspiracy from "big plumbing" forcing us to build multiple bathrooms for zero good reason
Virgin Gyms adopts Gender Critical Ideology claiming sex specific spaces are "the law", despite the clear guidance from the EHRC that there's no legal obligation.
August 15, 2025 at 1:39 PM
TFW You're trying not to drink, but knowing that today might be a goodnday to drink lkike a dickhead
August 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Reposted by Ben Usaf
As the Gaza famine death toll rises, UK imports of Israeli fruit and veg have soared - £51.3m in just three months, up from £29.1m.

While Palestinians starve, Israel’s agricultural exports to Britain are booming.

Full story by ‘Slicker’ in the latest issue.
August 8, 2025 at 7:07 AM
@iansample.bsky.social
Thank you for a really interesting chat with Nick Turk-Browne
It's something I've long been aware of, and questioned
I long wondered whether the issue isn't recall but distinction
I moved house at 2 and then moved to a different family just before I turned 4 .... ....
August 8, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Bugger Me

Phil's back then

#afcb #utciad
July 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
AI is wrong so often, never trust AI
July 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
They know he's an alien, right??

An illegal alien at that
July 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Wes... .... ....

This you???? .... ...
This is who runs this account
June 17, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This is a complete madness

But at the same time I remeber saying I wanted the American lad from Leeds and that happened, who knows

But really Guehi to Cherries????

I'd piss myself if it happend, though at my age I might even if it doesn't

#afcb #utciad
June 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Phew, worst kept secret finalised at last

I really think he could be a proper step up, no slight on Milos, love the bloke but this feels more secure, a bit more mature, could be a great signing

#afcb #utciad

www.afcb.co.uk/news/2025/ju...
June 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Because those Fritzl girls were never exploited for sexual gratification were they

Nice and safe in their underground cellars with the locked doors

Jesus Fuck

Why do we vote for these morons? Why do we let parties we used to trust claim these idiots are the only options?

Sortition please
Asked about concerns her bill could drive prostitution to an unregulated and underground system, she said: "If you even think for one second, you cannot possibly drive prostitution underground.

"If you had a lot of women in underground cellars with a locked door, how would the punters get to them?"
June 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Feels like this has taken far too long, but at least it has finally happened

Hopefully the club will not grab another gambling firm to get that final year cash grab, but who knows

#afcb #utciad

igamingbusiness.com/legal-compli...
AFC Bournemouth sponsor exits UK after Gambling Commission white label crackdown
White label firm TGP Europe surrendered its white label licence to the Gambling Commission, plunging its AFC Bournemouth deal into uncertainty.
igamingbusiness.com
May 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Accidentally steps on Ibra gets a red

Elbows Scott and for some reason is still on the field

I don't want to blame reg decisions, but there's been some terrible ones this season

#afcb
May 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
It'd be nice if Ipswich and Everton could pull their fingers out their arses

Ooph, FFS, now even Wolves are letting me down, I thought you got better after GON was gone

#afcb
May 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
As a Brit who is not used to the draft system

If the Sharks get 1st pick in the lottery tonight, shouldn't that go to the Preds as per Askarov trade???

If not, why not, why aren't these picks tracked, so that this can happen properly???

@marklazerus.bsky.social @russohockey.bsky.social
May 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
You can't give them Fergie time

They sacked him FFS

9 minutes, pisstake

#afcb #utciad #boumun
April 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM