You aren’t concerned with getting better. Drink. Its Monday.
November 25, 2024 at 4:55 PM
You aren’t concerned with getting better. Drink. Its Monday.
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this is me before my lobotomy
November 16, 2024 at 3:02 AM
this is me before my lobotomy
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my non binary son told me i had colonizer vibes and pushed me down the stairs
November 17, 2024 at 3:00 AM
my non binary son told me i had colonizer vibes and pushed me down the stairs
Sucking my own dick
November 16, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Sucking my own dick
I like your vibe. Can i borrow some pussy for 10 minutes?
November 16, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I like your vibe. Can i borrow some pussy for 10 minutes?
You weren’t ready for that last one. Ill come back in 5 business days.
November 16, 2024 at 7:19 PM
You weren’t ready for that last one. Ill come back in 5 business days.
Yelling at my stupid dog while drinking a beer
November 16, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Yelling at my stupid dog while drinking a beer
Smoking weed out of a lightbulb like my parents did
November 16, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Smoking weed out of a lightbulb like my parents did
Jacking my pet fish off to see how much volume difference it creates in the tank
November 16, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Jacking my pet fish off to see how much volume difference it creates in the tank
Dudes will turn 12 and making jacking off their whole personality
November 16, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Dudes will turn 12 and making jacking off their whole personality
Internalizing this whole “jacking off” thing
November 16, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Internalizing this whole “jacking off” thing
Smelling the scent of pussy and putting a condom over my head to embody the feeling of sex
November 16, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Smelling the scent of pussy and putting a condom over my head to embody the feeling of sex
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bday present for a friend
November 16, 2024 at 7:13 PM
bday present for a friend
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i cant wait to be fuckign annoying as fuck now
November 16, 2024 at 2:22 AM
i cant wait to be fuckign annoying as fuck now
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Im squirting a noxious pus onto passing by f150s like an infected skunk. they dont like it but they are to afraid to confront me. because of the noxious pus you see.
November 16, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Im squirting a noxious pus onto passing by f150s like an infected skunk. they dont like it but they are to afraid to confront me. because of the noxious pus you see.
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people have been saying this about me
Getting my toilet a pussy attachment for when I get bored
November 16, 2024 at 6:26 PM
people have been saying this about me
Trying really hard to poop
November 16, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Trying really hard to poop
They should make pussy you can smoke
November 16, 2024 at 6:54 PM
They should make pussy you can smoke
Hideo Kojima is like Quinton Tarintino for people who have body dysmorphia
November 16, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Hideo Kojima is like Quinton Tarintino for people who have body dysmorphia
Committing self immolation in front of the white house because I got banned off of my favorite minecraft bedwars forum for posting my cum tribute there
November 16, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Committing self immolation in front of the white house because I got banned off of my favorite minecraft bedwars forum for posting my cum tribute there
Just lasted 5 minutes fucking my straight male Co-worker. It didn’t feel gay. Can I get a “TGIF?”
November 16, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Just lasted 5 minutes fucking my straight male Co-worker. It didn’t feel gay. Can I get a “TGIF?”
You can straight up just ask someone if they took a shit today. They will tell you.
November 16, 2024 at 6:32 PM
You can straight up just ask someone if they took a shit today. They will tell you.
Instead of gay conversion therapy therapy there should be Top conversion therapy because I dont want my bitch ass gay son to be a “fucked” type of person.
November 16, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Instead of gay conversion therapy therapy there should be Top conversion therapy because I dont want my bitch ass gay son to be a “fucked” type of person.
Pussy that smells like Incense will make your cock also smell like incense. You can try it, its real.
November 16, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Pussy that smells like Incense will make your cock also smell like incense. You can try it, its real.