Jordan
@cocktailchem.bsky.social
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My wife’s family had an S-class with the double pane windows and she’s talked about how dead quiet it was inside.
cocktailchem.bsky.social
Especially hated the four-way stop thing when I was biking. Just take your turn!
cocktailchem.bsky.social
Puyallup.
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What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
cocktailchem.bsky.social
Many of my nearest and dearest friends were people I met in Ta-Nehisi Coates’ comment section.
conradhackett.bsky.social
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
cocktailchem.bsky.social
Alternatively, gabapentin. Absolute death farts when the dogs are taking it regularly.
cocktailchem.bsky.social
Division of labor, yo.
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Pretty sure it’s Providore?
cocktailchem.bsky.social
This is part of what led me to just keep a bag of peeled garlic cloves in the freezer. Are they less good than fresh? Sure, but the reduction in effort is usually worth it.
cocktailchem.bsky.social
Tell me that someone lives in a geologically inactive area without telling me.
cocktailchem.bsky.social
Yeah, the last time I was training for a century plus ride I was eating four meals a day every day.
cocktailchem.bsky.social
People to have very strong feelings about the Nautilus pull over machine.
cocktailchem.bsky.social
Gotta look for the $12 ounces I've seen up in Washington.
cocktailchem.bsky.social
The show Weeds seems so quaint now.
cocktailchem.bsky.social
Discovering that the local Costco, which is also right off of a major multi-use path, had really good bike parking was a revelation.
cocktailchem.bsky.social
Brewery food cart pods make all the sense in the world. Let everyone focus on what they're good at.
cocktailchem.bsky.social
From one of our poodles it's more a subtle shift of posture that signals she would very much like tummy rubs.
cocktailchem.bsky.social
So much easier to get folks to agree to go out when there are multiple options to accommodate different palates.
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Small talk needs better PR; the real objective of small talk is to demonstrate that you can navigate social norms and boundaries competently and with a pulse
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When someone starts talking about how they hate small talk you know you are in for the most boring several minutes of your life
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I don't have a good mental box for "poodle skirts but for internet websites."
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Is it equally difficult to get them out after they’ve gone in?
cocktailchem.bsky.social
Someone I know who ran a bar maintained that his proudest moment was 86ing Milo from the premises before he got (in)famous.
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The whole cringe humor era did not do it for me.
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"Oops, all good mornings"