K.B. Spangler
@kbspangler.com
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Writer, cartoonist, editor. Very sweary. Half politics, half dog pics. She/her. 🖼️ kbspangler.com 🐨 agirlandherfed.com 🐲 sidequested.com 🎉 patreon.com/KBSpangler ✨ Rep by Bailey Tamayo • [email protected]
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It's the end of the month! Please excuse the self-promo but vultures gotta vulch.

I'm KB Spangler, an indie author who creates comics with my patrner-in-crime, @alepresser.com

We have two comics. AGAHF is adult science-fiction: www.agirlandherfed.com

SIDE QUESTED is YA fantasy: sidequested.com
Charlie growling "Where have you BEEN?" at Peony the Vulture. Peony licks her chops and replies, "Vultures gotta vulch, babe."
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You Didn't Ask™ but I have a really nice dedicated stand for my stylus. Incentive for me to keep it in sight as a teeny tiny statue of productivity.
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No other reason why people would single her out of your huge cast of also-flawed characters.
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Another rose is a temporary bed for this sleepy guy.
Some kind of stinging insect, likely a Yellowjacket napping in an apricot rose.
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A late summer climbing rose.

#BloomSky #Gardening
A deep apricot rose with 30+ petals. Another shot of the same rose, this one showing more leaves.
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Last week when Johnson claimed he hadn't followed the shame lecture Trump and Hegseth gave to the sitting military brass automatically disqualifies everything else he says in the capacity of Speaker.

You couldn't be bothered to brush up on *that*? Okay, cool. Less than worthless.
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really can’t say enough about how mike johnson is a sniveling little coward of a man. a bayou-bred pushover with a dignity deficit that would embarrass renfield
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Q: Do you agree that the mayor of Chicago and governor of Illinois should be in prison?

MIKE JOHNSON: Should they be in prison? I'm not the attorney general. I'm not following the day to day on that
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But also the most logical reason for this particular timeline thus far.
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pffffft you sound like my dorktor.
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Last month's special flavor was parmesan-infused and you better believe that was gone in two days!
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I think I need to make that.
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All is not lost in this strange, dark world of ours.
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Blind.

Butter.

Tasting.

Party.
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You would have enjoyed the blind butter tasting party i threw earlier this year. 45 different butters tried and rated in one day.
A table coved in plates of butter. People standing arohnd two tables covered in butter.
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Forget the koala, look at that BUTTER!!!!!!!!!!! My God!
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Everybody is back at work, including the dogs, and I've got a sinus headache so bad I can feel it each time they bark in the goo behind my eyeballs.
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You pray HARD for Dolly.
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Best Boy loves broccoli and I deny him nothing.
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My husband, still mostly asleep but rising from the bed like Nosferatu from the coffin, both hands over his nose: “Did you feed the dogs…FIBER?”
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Just wait until they find out her ghost is banging a cyborg

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The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a law enforcement source told CNN.
FBI employees ordered to immediately search for records related to Amelia Earhart, source says | CNN Politics
The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a la...
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Another seasonal toon from the Larchives.
cartoon of a little blep black cat peering out from a jack o lantern.
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"It's just corn, Todd. Push that shit down."