Evan Zasoski
@codenameevan.bsky.social
I write code in Durham, NC. It is nice. You should come to visit. Opinions here are my own. Likes might just be bookmarks.
Turchetta. Let’s fucking gooooo!
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Turchetta. Let’s fucking gooooo!
Pictured: the author.
October 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Pictured: the author.
Walter, man. You’re not wrong. You’re just an asshole.
October 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Walter, man. You’re not wrong. You’re just an asshole.
That’s cool, but you’ll still never top this one.
September 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
That’s cool, but you’ll still never top this one.
I grew up on these streets
August 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I grew up on these streets
'Bout how many times of "We just need ta git some Silicon Valley types in here to show us how it's done" that make for you?
March 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
'Bout how many times of "We just need ta git some Silicon Valley types in here to show us how it's done" that make for you?
Why would I need a bot to help me write a paragraph's worth of text?
December 10, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Why would I need a bot to help me write a paragraph's worth of text?
Remember kids, if you’re rich enough everything’s a civil matter.
October 28, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Remember kids, if you’re rich enough everything’s a civil matter.
Oh go fuck yourself.
September 17, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Oh go fuck yourself.
When they gamify an app you haven’t used in a while and the result feels super passive aggressive:
July 7, 2023 at 11:33 AM
When they gamify an app you haven’t used in a while and the result feels super passive aggressive: