When I enlisted in the Army, there was no doubt in my mind that I wanted to serve as a medic. I wanted to learn how to look death in the eye and deny him, even if only this soul and for this brief window of time. But, as every medic learns, that power only exists in running cadences.

Holy. F#%*ing. Airball.

Will work for buttons.

Next up, Thanksgiving!

Going to start with amateur ratings. Will let y’all know how this one goes.

Okay, now that I’m awake, give me your best Thanksgiving/Christmas themed horror!

I’m going with Black Christmas first! 🔪👀

Woke up from my second nap of the day to find myself surrounding by dogs. Thanksgiving at its finest.

Catching up on laundry & Trevor Noah’s podcast (post-election episode) = 🧘🏾‍♂️

As a person who loves watching horror movies, I am taken aback by how comically bad “Don’t Turn Out The Lights” has been throughout its entire runtime 😂. I just can’t stop watching.

Not Netflix trying to gaslight me into thinking this is a ME problem…

Me right now

Post election life has included binging this show. Honestly, I’m kind of surprised I haven’t already.