Dr. Gnu
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Geologist. Opinions represent no one. Selfie ≠ endorsement. Buy union. He/him. Mon pays ce n'est pas un pays. On est gone dans le sud avec une midsize tank. 📯🚂🚰
My further crank opinion is there should be penalties for a "baby on board" sign when there's no baby on board.
December 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My further crank opinion is there should be penalties for a "baby on board" sign when there's no baby on board.
Severity should go up for longer-term decisions. Need a F150 with a 5-foot-high kid-killing hood to "haul stuff"? Great, happy for you, but speeding tickets are now triple and blasting through a crosswalk is reckless endangerment.
December 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Severity should go up for longer-term decisions. Need a F150 with a 5-foot-high kid-killing hood to "haul stuff"? Great, happy for you, but speeding tickets are now triple and blasting through a crosswalk is reckless endangerment.
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It also shows a coherent theory of the federal government’s role in the larger socio-economic system!
December 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
It also shows a coherent theory of the federal government’s role in the larger socio-economic system!
This may be a regional complaint, but I doubt it.
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
This may be a regional complaint, but I doubt it.
The police don’t even enforce traffic laws anymore! They don’t even manage traffic during road-closing incidents! They just stand around like they’re supervising the firemen and paramedics.
December 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The police don’t even enforce traffic laws anymore! They don’t even manage traffic during road-closing incidents! They just stand around like they’re supervising the firemen and paramedics.
To be honest I am actually shocked that “I am uncomfortable with the power police have in society” somehow makes equal “the American racist carceral state is an embarrassing tragedy” and “I should be able to go twice the speed limit through a crosswalk in a residential neighborhood, fuck you nerd”
December 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
To be honest I am actually shocked that “I am uncomfortable with the power police have in society” somehow makes equal “the American racist carceral state is an embarrassing tragedy” and “I should be able to go twice the speed limit through a crosswalk in a residential neighborhood, fuck you nerd”
Two-thirds of the Senators _present_, he adds, as merely a parliamentary note with no hint of menace in the least.
December 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Two-thirds of the Senators _present_, he adds, as merely a parliamentary note with no hint of menace in the least.
And for Gen Z it’s “the most important thing in porn is the aspect ratio on my phone,” uh, “generation,” I guess, which is a bit unwieldy but, you know, fuck them kids
December 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
And for Gen Z it’s “the most important thing in porn is the aspect ratio on my phone,” uh, “generation,” I guess, which is a bit unwieldy but, you know, fuck them kids
Motion to rename Gen X “the fisting generation”
December 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Motion to rename Gen X “the fisting generation”
Uphill battle when even the approps chair is against you
Just the <checks notes> Chair of the House Appropriations Committee going on the record to say that appropriations statutes “are not a law.”
The United States Congress, ladies and gentlemen.
The United States Congress, ladies and gentlemen.
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Uphill battle when even the approps chair is against you
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suckers and losers
December 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
suckers and losers
Read as far as “ashes to ashes” and started riffing
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Read as far as “ashes to ashes” and started riffing
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