Dr. Gnu
@coeurdepyrite.bsky.social
Geologist. Opinions represent no one. Selfie ≠ endorsement. Buy union. He/him. Mon pays ce n'est pas un pays. On est gone dans le sud avec une midsize tank. 📯🚂🚰
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Dr. Gnu
@coeurdepyrite.bsky.social
· Nov 2
“One must consider the Balance. But when the Balance itself is broken—then one considers other things. Above all, haste.”
The best deterrent for crime is likelihood of getting caught, not severity of the penalty. This should apply to traffic as well! And if police aren't going to do it, then cameras. Cameras every ten feet with $5 fines!
Fleeing a carjacking? It's probably worth the like $50 then!
Fleeing a carjacking? It's probably worth the like $50 then!
December 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The best deterrent for crime is likelihood of getting caught, not severity of the penalty. This should apply to traffic as well! And if police aren't going to do it, then cameras. Cameras every ten feet with $5 fines!
Fleeing a carjacking? It's probably worth the like $50 then!
Fleeing a carjacking? It's probably worth the like $50 then!
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wright brothers at kitty hawk getting arrested for violating the eula on bike parts
December 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
wright brothers at kitty hawk getting arrested for violating the eula on bike parts
sorry i was late, boss, i was discovering sacredness in the ordinary
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
sorry i was late, boss, i was discovering sacredness in the ordinary
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It's over.
Despite the fact that the academic council recommended against it, despite the fact that the program brought in more tuition than it cost, and despite the fact that Nebraskans need & deserve this expertise, Earth & Atmospheric Sciences will be cut.
www.dailynebraskan.com/news/adminis...
Despite the fact that the academic council recommended against it, despite the fact that the program brought in more tuition than it cost, and despite the fact that Nebraskans need & deserve this expertise, Earth & Atmospheric Sciences will be cut.
www.dailynebraskan.com/news/adminis...
BREAKING: ‘This hurts’: UNL eliminates 4 programs despite faculty, student pleas
The University of Nebraska-Lincoln eliminates the Earth and atmospheric sciences 8-0, educational administration 7-1, statistics 7-1, textiles, merchandising and fashion design 7-1 programs.
www.dailynebraskan.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's over.
Despite the fact that the academic council recommended against it, despite the fact that the program brought in more tuition than it cost, and despite the fact that Nebraskans need & deserve this expertise, Earth & Atmospheric Sciences will be cut.
www.dailynebraskan.com/news/adminis...
Despite the fact that the academic council recommended against it, despite the fact that the program brought in more tuition than it cost, and despite the fact that Nebraskans need & deserve this expertise, Earth & Atmospheric Sciences will be cut.
www.dailynebraskan.com/news/adminis...
Bro, she’s so hot, she would for sure be my one death in mysterious circumstances that casts a pall over my ultimately successful senate run
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Bro, she’s so hot, she would for sure be my one death in mysterious circumstances that casts a pall over my ultimately successful senate run
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Is there a viable replacement in case, you know *hand wave*. Ask Herr Doktor Professor Jeeves?
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Is there a viable replacement in case, you know *hand wave*. Ask Herr Doktor Professor Jeeves?
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Canadian: my dog died
American: sorry
Canadian: I SAID MY DOG DIED
American: sorry
Canadian: I SAID MY DOG DIED
Would LOVE to know how parallel British and Canadian "sorries" are/are not. Huge range of meaning, given context of the "apology".
December 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Canadian: my dog died
American: sorry
Canadian: I SAID MY DOG DIED
American: sorry
Canadian: I SAID MY DOG DIED
to be fair, it was a long meeting full of windbag dipshits
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
to be fair, it was a long meeting full of windbag dipshits
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maybe he’s got a friend who’s training to be an MRI tech and he’s helping with their homework
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
maybe he’s got a friend who’s training to be an MRI tech and he’s helping with their homework
Front Office: The new leadership is proud to announce we have implemented the Unthinking Fence Clearing Machine from the classic G. K. Chesterton parable Don’t Clear All the Fences Unthinkingly
December 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Front Office: The new leadership is proud to announce we have implemented the Unthinking Fence Clearing Machine from the classic G. K. Chesterton parable Don’t Clear All the Fences Unthinkingly
fat, sloppy, bearded: pick two
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
fat, sloppy, bearded: pick two
you know they’re narcoboats if they’re singing a narcorolle
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
you know they’re narcoboats if they’re singing a narcorolle
saw some poor guy in the store at 4 pm on Thanksgiving Day buying roasting pans I hope he got dinner out before midnight
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
saw some poor guy in the store at 4 pm on Thanksgiving Day buying roasting pans I hope he got dinner out before midnight
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Turning and turning like a wind-blown bag
The MQ-9 operator cannot hear the JAG
The MQ-9 operator cannot hear the JAG
October 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Turning and turning like a wind-blown bag
The MQ-9 operator cannot hear the JAG
The MQ-9 operator cannot hear the JAG
[jordan peterson voice]
A May-December romance. May-December. We can encode that as 5-12. So now—we can look at the prevalence of the meme “6-7” as _generally_ a cry from the next generation for more healthy, age-appropriate relationships and _specifically_ as a rebuke of sportscaster Keith Olbe
A May-December romance. May-December. We can encode that as 5-12. So now—we can look at the prevalence of the meme “6-7” as _generally_ a cry from the next generation for more healthy, age-appropriate relationships and _specifically_ as a rebuke of sportscaster Keith Olbe
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
[jordan peterson voice]
A May-December romance. May-December. We can encode that as 5-12. So now—we can look at the prevalence of the meme “6-7” as _generally_ a cry from the next generation for more healthy, age-appropriate relationships and _specifically_ as a rebuke of sportscaster Keith Olbe
A May-December romance. May-December. We can encode that as 5-12. So now—we can look at the prevalence of the meme “6-7” as _generally_ a cry from the next generation for more healthy, age-appropriate relationships and _specifically_ as a rebuke of sportscaster Keith Olbe
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Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at a bite,
And down from the sky come a streamin‘ sunlight.
Photons that is, yellow gold, Texas Twinkle.
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at a bite,
And down from the sky come a streamin‘ sunlight.
Photons that is, yellow gold, Texas Twinkle.
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at a bite,
And down from the sky come a streamin‘ sunlight.
Photons that is, yellow gold, Texas Twinkle.
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
And then one day he was shootin at a bite,
And down from the sky come a streamin‘ sunlight.
Photons that is, yellow gold, Texas Twinkle.
[getting stabbed]
I am referring you to the justice department for a potential criminal probe
I am referring you to the justice department for a potential criminal probe
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
[getting stabbed]
I am referring you to the justice department for a potential criminal probe
I am referring you to the justice department for a potential criminal probe
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Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
November 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Brandy you're a fine girl
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
What a good wife you would be
But my life my love and my lady
Is the See
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if you want to view paradise, simply cow around and tool it
December 30, 2024 at 1:05 PM
if you want to view paradise, simply cow around and tool it
More companies should realize that aggressive driving is not a good advertisement.
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
More companies should realize that aggressive driving is not a good advertisement.