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2nd place in the international 'worst shitposter' awards

posts made by ME are signed cb
"its wild. because i am the one able to take him down"

fascinating statement there, jeff. i truly wonder what it could mean
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
"Also, gently imply I have tapes."

lol it's no wonder he's been talking about not going to heaven huh
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
a beautiful salute to Dick
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
October 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
BREAKING: They did surgery on a grape.
September 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
June 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
just let it go man
June 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Regrettably, people everywhere are saying this. These cruel things should not be normalized.

If you are seeing this: please, remember to be kind in what is rapidly becoming an unkind world.
April 11, 2025 at 8:55 AM
ECONONY ...
April 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
He grows up so fast. (Why does this website hate transparent PNGs?)
March 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's Picture Day!
March 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
March 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
thanks Joe
February 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
MY SLOPPY
PRESIDENT
February 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I LUV MY WET
PRESIDENT
February 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
sorry for posting anything from this moron but i need to share how fucking fantastic this post is

op is asking musk's ai how to get to the minus world.

the ai, obviously, gives bad instructions.

musk does not notice this and thus uses it to advertise his ai for *medical tests*

fucking LOL
January 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
January 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Been kinda shown by another, but here's the Chancellor overlaid at 0% (aka invisible lol), 4%, and 100% opacity:
January 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
man, i got a fair bit on my plate right now, between both working on my creative endeavors and working on accruing wealth in order to sustain my existence on this planet. i sure hope nothing else gets thrown in my face before the year ends

The Humble Novel Coronavirus Today Known As SARS-CoV-2:
December 28, 2024 at 4:12 PM
December 7, 2024 at 8:03 PM
November 6, 2024 at 5:12 AM
me making poasts on the internet
August 16, 2023 at 2:54 PM
the world's greatest smallest hampburger
August 1, 2023 at 4:44 AM
everyone is so mean to me ......
July 25, 2023 at 6:14 AM
the way i fucking lost it when i got to the second line
July 24, 2023 at 5:02 AM