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2nd place in the international 'worst shitposter' awards

posts made by ME are signed cb
"Also, gently imply I have tapes."

lol it's no wonder he's been talking about not going to heaven huh
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
a beautiful salute to Dick
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 AM
October 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
BREAKING: They did surgery on a grape.
September 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
askin that guy if that thing squirts and lord almighty does it ever
September 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
just let it go man
June 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
fourth of may be with with you. star war
May 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
the desperation of james mcgrath's "let's wait for the prepolls" as his party's ass was getting walloped NEEDS to be known to more people outside of australia. genuinely so fucking funny
May 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Regrettably, people everywhere are saying this. These cruel things should not be normalized.

If you are seeing this: please, remember to be kind in what is rapidly becoming an unkind world.
April 11, 2025 at 8:55 AM
we should really bring back those old george w bush flash animations/games but with our current beautiful president instead
April 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
ECONONY ...
April 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
On one hand, having F-Zero GX (one of the best games on the entire GameCube) on Nintendo Switch is sick. Purchasable controller should help ease any concerns regarding analog bumpers, too.

On the other hand you're basically fucking renting it because FUCK having a remaster or proper Virtual Console
April 2, 2025 at 2:28 PM
He grows up so fast. (Why does this website hate transparent PNGs?)
March 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's Picture Day!
March 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
You can take my money. You can take my future. You can take my rights. You can take my friends. You can even take my asbestos.

But I draw the line at taking my access to PornHub dot com.

Folks, we desperately need a President for ALL Americans. I'm still running in 2028 - are you still voting?
March 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
March 3, 2025 at 8:23 AM
if i see one more fucking Chip Bok political cartoon being posted by someone who isn't making fun of Chip Bok for being Chip Bok i am going to fucking lose it.

Chip criticizes him ONCE and people flock to repost the fuck out of his work. stop it! take one look at his other shit! it sucks!
February 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Reposted by cofe
In a room of Bowser's Keep in Super Mario RPG, there is an invisible Mallow floating out of bounds. Here is what he looks like when made visible. He has no scripts or interactions, remaining completely inert at all times. His purpose is unknown.
February 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Reposted by cofe
We are less than a year from Nintendo
February 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
thanks Joe
February 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
MY SLOPPY
PRESIDENT
February 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I LUV MY WET
PRESIDENT
February 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
thinking about The Onion's "This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t" for no real reason right now. what a classic!
February 5, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Reposted by cofe
He will never declare riichi.
February 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
hey, while we're gutting and removing regulations, can we get asbestos back? i've kinda missed picking it apart and tossing it into the air whenever i'm bored as FUCK
February 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM