@shanlonwu.com Could you please explain to the Republikkkans that just because they left when Constitutional Law was being taught, it doesn't make them Leftists?

@shanlonwu.com Would be willing to take up an anti-DEI case FOR Democracy? I'd like to sue the state of Texas to remove the wheelchair ramps from the governor's mansion.

@scaramucci.bsky.social Sir, we are receiving reports that the closest Trump gets to vegetables is word salad. Can you confirm?

Fight Socialism, tax churches.

@shanlonwu.bsky.social Motion for Merry Christmas? Sustained!

@dollemore.bsky.social I used to believe D'ump hadn't worked for or earned anything he has; and then I remembered his inferiority complex.

@shanlonwu.bsky.social Mr. Wu, how is it that the justices D'ump put on The Supreme Court haven't been charged with felony perjury for lying about preserving Roe v. Wade during their confirmation hearings? Big fan! Thank you for your work!