Got some pretty rich sequel soil here.

Sheriff Don is riding into the sundown. Any chance of a thorazine shoot-up at the OK Dementia Lockdown Corral?

That's a tough one. I had stuffed Rolf; but I always imagined if I had a brother he would look like Scooter 😅

D'ump vowing to end the two-tiered justice system is like a cat promising to open a flight school for birds.

I've been binging it on Pluto TV since yesterday! One of my absolute faves growing up. Do you remember Riptide? Murray Bozinski was one of my heroes as a kid (also MacGyver).

Why do they need visas in the first place? It's tech! They could work remotely like every call-center operator on the planet.*
*Because their English is so good and not because they get paid pennies on the dollar.

If you refuse to be fact-checked at a debate, you should automatically be ineligible for office.

It's funny: I was thinking today about how every corporate training video has an anti-union "robbing Peter to pay Paul" message; but no one mentions health insurance being a way to rob the vulnerable to pay some wealth-parasite.

When the Pirates of West Palm Beach ride opens, they can use the Small World animatronics for Epstein's Island.

Thank you, sir!