Steve Parker
@cognitivedis.bsky.social
Satire, sarcasm, facts and stats. Old Labour no love for Starmer's Thatcherite neoliberals. Anti-Zionist, Anti-Tory, Anti Fascist. I'm a Socialist, but believe we need a new system - Eco friendly, Self-sustainable, Resource Based Economy. Free Palestine!
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Steve Parker
@cognitivedis.bsky.social
· Nov 13
First post on here, one of my favs:
The rich 1% are asymptomatic carriers of the disease known as poverty. They never suffer from the symptoms themselves, but relish infecting everyone else...
Having said that the super-rich are special, and so deserve all the luxury our poverty can provide...
The rich 1% are asymptomatic carriers of the disease known as poverty. They never suffer from the symptoms themselves, but relish infecting everyone else...
Having said that the super-rich are special, and so deserve all the luxury our poverty can provide...
Have a relaxed, enjoyable, #SocialistSunday
Solidarity to all ✊
The top 10 things I love about capitalism.
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November 30, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Have a relaxed, enjoyable, #SocialistSunday
Solidarity to all ✊
The top 10 things I love about capitalism.
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Solidarity to all ✊
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#SocialistSunday
All the things Trump has lost, I think he'll miss his mind the most. People say nothing is impossible, Trump does nothing every day. He has enemies, he's also intensely disliked by his friends. Two possibilities: either Trump is an idiot or he is not; both are equally terrifying...
All the things Trump has lost, I think he'll miss his mind the most. People say nothing is impossible, Trump does nothing every day. He has enemies, he's also intensely disliked by his friends. Two possibilities: either Trump is an idiot or he is not; both are equally terrifying...
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 AM
#SocialistSunday
All the things Trump has lost, I think he'll miss his mind the most. People say nothing is impossible, Trump does nothing every day. He has enemies, he's also intensely disliked by his friends. Two possibilities: either Trump is an idiot or he is not; both are equally terrifying...
All the things Trump has lost, I think he'll miss his mind the most. People say nothing is impossible, Trump does nothing every day. He has enemies, he's also intensely disliked by his friends. Two possibilities: either Trump is an idiot or he is not; both are equally terrifying...
#SocialistSunday
Fùck the fascist fùckwits & their fùcking fascist lies,
No fùcks will be given when a fùcking fascist dies.
No debate with hate is possible, no compromise will quell.
So fùck the fascist fùckwits, they can rot in fùcking hell.
Fùck the fascist fùckwits & their fùcking fascist lies,
No fùcks will be given when a fùcking fascist dies.
No debate with hate is possible, no compromise will quell.
So fùck the fascist fùckwits, they can rot in fùcking hell.
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 AM
#SocialistSunday
Fùck the fascist fùckwits & their fùcking fascist lies,
No fùcks will be given when a fùcking fascist dies.
No debate with hate is possible, no compromise will quell.
So fùck the fascist fùckwits, they can rot in fùcking hell.
Fùck the fascist fùckwits & their fùcking fascist lies,
No fùcks will be given when a fùcking fascist dies.
No debate with hate is possible, no compromise will quell.
So fùck the fascist fùckwits, they can rot in fùcking hell.
#SocialistSunday
"Child poverty in the UK is high and rising, with approximately 4.5 million children living in poverty, which is 31% of all children."
"Child poverty in the UK is high and rising, with approximately 4.5 million children living in poverty, which is 31% of all children."
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
#SocialistSunday
"Child poverty in the UK is high and rising, with approximately 4.5 million children living in poverty, which is 31% of all children."
"Child poverty in the UK is high and rising, with approximately 4.5 million children living in poverty, which is 31% of all children."
#SocialistSunday
Fake plastic people, fake plastic lives,
oceans full of plastic as ecosystems die.
Fake media manipulates, fake money binds,
fake politicians hide behind platitudes & lies.
Fake food fatigues, fake jobs; frail lives,
time for the fixed fake system to wither & fkin' die..
Fake plastic people, fake plastic lives,
oceans full of plastic as ecosystems die.
Fake media manipulates, fake money binds,
fake politicians hide behind platitudes & lies.
Fake food fatigues, fake jobs; frail lives,
time for the fixed fake system to wither & fkin' die..
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
#SocialistSunday
Fake plastic people, fake plastic lives,
oceans full of plastic as ecosystems die.
Fake media manipulates, fake money binds,
fake politicians hide behind platitudes & lies.
Fake food fatigues, fake jobs; frail lives,
time for the fixed fake system to wither & fkin' die..
Fake plastic people, fake plastic lives,
oceans full of plastic as ecosystems die.
Fake media manipulates, fake money binds,
fake politicians hide behind platitudes & lies.
Fake food fatigues, fake jobs; frail lives,
time for the fixed fake system to wither & fkin' die..
#SocialistSunday
Energy bills up, good news for the energy cartel & their sadistic shareholders who need a top up for their offshore accounts. Even if it comes at the cost of tens of thousands of pensioners dying, and poor cold families being scared to turn on their heating...
Energy bills up, good news for the energy cartel & their sadistic shareholders who need a top up for their offshore accounts. Even if it comes at the cost of tens of thousands of pensioners dying, and poor cold families being scared to turn on their heating...
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
#SocialistSunday
Energy bills up, good news for the energy cartel & their sadistic shareholders who need a top up for their offshore accounts. Even if it comes at the cost of tens of thousands of pensioners dying, and poor cold families being scared to turn on their heating...
Energy bills up, good news for the energy cartel & their sadistic shareholders who need a top up for their offshore accounts. Even if it comes at the cost of tens of thousands of pensioners dying, and poor cold families being scared to turn on their heating...
On a fundamental level the powerful only have power because we (99.99%) concede small amounts of our power to them, incrementally. Via voting, consuming, jobsworth, legality, rights, privileges, conforming, fear, financial indentation, manipulation, debt etc. We need to reclaim our personal power.
November 21, 2025 at 6:27 PM
On a fundamental level the powerful only have power because we (99.99%) concede small amounts of our power to them, incrementally. Via voting, consuming, jobsworth, legality, rights, privileges, conforming, fear, financial indentation, manipulation, debt etc. We need to reclaim our personal power.
#SocialistSunday
We are all unwilling conscripts in a war against the planet, in a war against humanity, in a war against sanity. Some more guilty than others but all of us are pawns of profit in an endless consumer war led by the MIC and the ghouls who own the planet. We must resist!
We are all unwilling conscripts in a war against the planet, in a war against humanity, in a war against sanity. Some more guilty than others but all of us are pawns of profit in an endless consumer war led by the MIC and the ghouls who own the planet. We must resist!
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
#SocialistSunday
We are all unwilling conscripts in a war against the planet, in a war against humanity, in a war against sanity. Some more guilty than others but all of us are pawns of profit in an endless consumer war led by the MIC and the ghouls who own the planet. We must resist!
We are all unwilling conscripts in a war against the planet, in a war against humanity, in a war against sanity. Some more guilty than others but all of us are pawns of profit in an endless consumer war led by the MIC and the ghouls who own the planet. We must resist!
November 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
#SocialistSunday
We the people are the magic money tree - the workers, consumers, taxpayers. But the soil has become barren due to neglect & the trees struggle to survive; let alone thrive. The short-sighted champions of grotesque greed are sowing their own destruction in ours.
We the people are the magic money tree - the workers, consumers, taxpayers. But the soil has become barren due to neglect & the trees struggle to survive; let alone thrive. The short-sighted champions of grotesque greed are sowing their own destruction in ours.
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
#SocialistSunday
We the people are the magic money tree - the workers, consumers, taxpayers. But the soil has become barren due to neglect & the trees struggle to survive; let alone thrive. The short-sighted champions of grotesque greed are sowing their own destruction in ours.
We the people are the magic money tree - the workers, consumers, taxpayers. But the soil has become barren due to neglect & the trees struggle to survive; let alone thrive. The short-sighted champions of grotesque greed are sowing their own destruction in ours.
#SocialistSunday
Gold walls, gold door handles, gold clocks, gold decorations...
I bet he even has golden showers...
Gold walls, gold door handles, gold clocks, gold decorations...
I bet he even has golden showers...
November 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
#SocialistSunday
Gold walls, gold door handles, gold clocks, gold decorations...
I bet he even has golden showers...
Gold walls, gold door handles, gold clocks, gold decorations...
I bet he even has golden showers...
I am not Christian
I am not Muslim
I am not a Zionist
I am not Jewish
Why do I care about the Middle East?
I am human!
I am not Muslim
I am not a Zionist
I am not Jewish
Why do I care about the Middle East?
I am human!
July 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I am not Christian
I am not Muslim
I am not a Zionist
I am not Jewish
Why do I care about the Middle East?
I am human!
I am not Muslim
I am not a Zionist
I am not Jewish
Why do I care about the Middle East?
I am human!
Don't start that shit-talking
I could argue all night
The world is sleepwalking
Into the arms of the fascist far-right
Media careers in disinformation
About Israel's occupation
Benjamin's army is here to stay
Benjamin's army are on their way
And I would rather be anywhere else...
I could argue all night
The world is sleepwalking
Into the arms of the fascist far-right
Media careers in disinformation
About Israel's occupation
Benjamin's army is here to stay
Benjamin's army are on their way
And I would rather be anywhere else...
July 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Don't start that shit-talking
I could argue all night
The world is sleepwalking
Into the arms of the fascist far-right
Media careers in disinformation
About Israel's occupation
Benjamin's army is here to stay
Benjamin's army are on their way
And I would rather be anywhere else...
I could argue all night
The world is sleepwalking
Into the arms of the fascist far-right
Media careers in disinformation
About Israel's occupation
Benjamin's army is here to stay
Benjamin's army are on their way
And I would rather be anywhere else...
Happy Birthday to the peach predator, the semi-sentient satsuma, the authoritarian apricot, the orange oligarch, the tangerine troglodyte, the mango megalomaniac. Hope the parade is flooded, just like the swamp of corruption in the White House.
June 14, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Happy Birthday to the peach predator, the semi-sentient satsuma, the authoritarian apricot, the orange oligarch, the tangerine troglodyte, the mango megalomaniac. Hope the parade is flooded, just like the swamp of corruption in the White House.
#SocialistSunday
I'm far too busy watching the human race, its history & accomplishments being gradually devoured by the rancid festering corpse of disaster capitalism. While billionaires ascend to omnipotent deities in a fascist corporatocracy, crushing the soul of humanity in an iron fist...
I'm far too busy watching the human race, its history & accomplishments being gradually devoured by the rancid festering corpse of disaster capitalism. While billionaires ascend to omnipotent deities in a fascist corporatocracy, crushing the soul of humanity in an iron fist...
May 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
#SocialistSunday
I'm far too busy watching the human race, its history & accomplishments being gradually devoured by the rancid festering corpse of disaster capitalism. While billionaires ascend to omnipotent deities in a fascist corporatocracy, crushing the soul of humanity in an iron fist...
I'm far too busy watching the human race, its history & accomplishments being gradually devoured by the rancid festering corpse of disaster capitalism. While billionaires ascend to omnipotent deities in a fascist corporatocracy, crushing the soul of humanity in an iron fist...
Happy #SocialistSunday to all!
Little Britain: exploitative landlord tyrants, polluted drinking water, extortionate energy prices, highest tax since 1950s, public services reduced to an answering machine, NHS mostly privatised, one incompetent government after another owned by corporate lobbyists.
Little Britain: exploitative landlord tyrants, polluted drinking water, extortionate energy prices, highest tax since 1950s, public services reduced to an answering machine, NHS mostly privatised, one incompetent government after another owned by corporate lobbyists.
May 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Happy #SocialistSunday to all!
Little Britain: exploitative landlord tyrants, polluted drinking water, extortionate energy prices, highest tax since 1950s, public services reduced to an answering machine, NHS mostly privatised, one incompetent government after another owned by corporate lobbyists.
Little Britain: exploitative landlord tyrants, polluted drinking water, extortionate energy prices, highest tax since 1950s, public services reduced to an answering machine, NHS mostly privatised, one incompetent government after another owned by corporate lobbyists.
Grifters of the world unit! There's always plenty of suckers willing to crowdfund your coke habit!
May 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Grifters of the world unit! There's always plenty of suckers willing to crowdfund your coke habit!
Thanks to Corbyn the Labour party enjoyed the biggest swing to Labour since 1945 & he increased membership from 200k to 580k making Labour the biggest party in Europe. Corbyn also turned party finances around to create a surplus within 2 years.
Starmer has, erm... killed Labour...
Starmer has, erm... killed Labour...
May 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Thanks to Corbyn the Labour party enjoyed the biggest swing to Labour since 1945 & he increased membership from 200k to 580k making Labour the biggest party in Europe. Corbyn also turned party finances around to create a surplus within 2 years.
Starmer has, erm... killed Labour...
Starmer has, erm... killed Labour...
It's #SocialistSunday. We are fighting for a better world, a better life for all. Because we don't want any more demonic tyrants in control of us. The world has far too many. Including this evil fkwit!
May 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
It's #SocialistSunday. We are fighting for a better world, a better life for all. Because we don't want any more demonic tyrants in control of us. The world has far too many. Including this evil fkwit!
Happy #SocialistSunday to all!
The constant fkwittery we see, the contradictions, the polarising media, cognitive conflicts, debates on non-issues, fear mongering etc is designed to keep us paralysed by stress.
Take a day off, recover, unwind, free the mind, relax & know that:
The constant fkwittery we see, the contradictions, the polarising media, cognitive conflicts, debates on non-issues, fear mongering etc is designed to keep us paralysed by stress.
Take a day off, recover, unwind, free the mind, relax & know that:
May 25, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Happy #SocialistSunday to all!
The constant fkwittery we see, the contradictions, the polarising media, cognitive conflicts, debates on non-issues, fear mongering etc is designed to keep us paralysed by stress.
Take a day off, recover, unwind, free the mind, relax & know that:
The constant fkwittery we see, the contradictions, the polarising media, cognitive conflicts, debates on non-issues, fear mongering etc is designed to keep us paralysed by stress.
Take a day off, recover, unwind, free the mind, relax & know that:
May 25, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Happy #SocialistSunday
The far-right, misogynists & fascists can all go jump in the sea during a storm. Let's call it their contribution to humanity & atonement for being such shallow, prejudiced fkwits. The only movement they represent is bowel. Their only struggle is with reality.
The far-right, misogynists & fascists can all go jump in the sea during a storm. Let's call it their contribution to humanity & atonement for being such shallow, prejudiced fkwits. The only movement they represent is bowel. Their only struggle is with reality.
May 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Happy #SocialistSunday
The far-right, misogynists & fascists can all go jump in the sea during a storm. Let's call it their contribution to humanity & atonement for being such shallow, prejudiced fkwits. The only movement they represent is bowel. Their only struggle is with reality.
The far-right, misogynists & fascists can all go jump in the sea during a storm. Let's call it their contribution to humanity & atonement for being such shallow, prejudiced fkwits. The only movement they represent is bowel. Their only struggle is with reality.
Thought for the day!
May 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Thought for the day!