Henry
@cohomeaux.bsky.social
I am thee Colorado Homeaux and I'm single, sassy, and short. I like tacos, walking, reading, writing, and taking amateur scenic photos. Shall we?
My best friend drives for lyft and I have a company dinner tonight, i'm working those angles, baby.
December 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
My best friend drives for lyft and I have a company dinner tonight, i'm working those angles, baby.
Heated Rivalry is the first time in forever that I felt like I actually wanted a man to watch a fucking show!
Damn it. I have no one to pause for but myself😜
Damn it. I have no one to pause for but myself😜
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Heated Rivalry is the first time in forever that I felt like I actually wanted a man to watch a fucking show!
Damn it. I have no one to pause for but myself😜
Damn it. I have no one to pause for but myself😜
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“Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda,” Carpenter said in a post on X.
Sabrina Carpenter Slams White House For Using Her Song In ‘Evil’ Video About Deportations
“Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda,” Carpenter said in a post on X.
www.forbes.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
“Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda,” Carpenter said in a post on X.
I just came to say fuck the entire state of Oklahoma, especially that they/them who can't write a goddamn essay intelligently.
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I just came to say fuck the entire state of Oklahoma, especially that they/them who can't write a goddamn essay intelligently.
I lonely white boyed today like a champ.
Saw For Good in 3D with the pink glasses, and learned that bacon and Baby Ruth's go together really well.
#nougat
Saw For Good in 3D with the pink glasses, and learned that bacon and Baby Ruth's go together really well.
#nougat
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I lonely white boyed today like a champ.
Saw For Good in 3D with the pink glasses, and learned that bacon and Baby Ruth's go together really well.
#nougat
Saw For Good in 3D with the pink glasses, and learned that bacon and Baby Ruth's go together really well.
#nougat
Could Archer please stop suggesting men that were being born when I was graduating high school?
I realize that we're all technically adults...
I realize that we're all technically adults...
November 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Could Archer please stop suggesting men that were being born when I was graduating high school?
I realize that we're all technically adults...
I realize that we're all technically adults...
I bought Burnout Paradise and eggnog. It's over for you bitches.
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I bought Burnout Paradise and eggnog. It's over for you bitches.
I get covering headlines is a very quick process, but when someone on a clip says something that is a bald face lie, bad journalism is moving on to the next story without correcting that lie with verifiable facts.
Looking at you @9news.bsky.social
Looking at you @9news.bsky.social
November 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I get covering headlines is a very quick process, but when someone on a clip says something that is a bald face lie, bad journalism is moving on to the next story without correcting that lie with verifiable facts.
Looking at you @9news.bsky.social
Looking at you @9news.bsky.social
Please know that no matter how healthy I get, or try to get, i will consume as much Southern Comfort eggnog as is humanly possible every single year until the day that I die.
November 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Please know that no matter how healthy I get, or try to get, i will consume as much Southern Comfort eggnog as is humanly possible every single year until the day that I die.
Well, I think i've definitely returned to my pre-divorced self on some level because i'm definitely in love with my straight friend.
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Well, I think i've definitely returned to my pre-divorced self on some level because i'm definitely in love with my straight friend.
I woke up on this friday somewhere between lonely, in love with my straight friend, missing my best friend, and anxious for my vacation in a couple of weeks.
Can somebody punch my brain please?
Can somebody punch my brain please?
November 14, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I woke up on this friday somewhere between lonely, in love with my straight friend, missing my best friend, and anxious for my vacation in a couple of weeks.
Can somebody punch my brain please?
Can somebody punch my brain please?
Can we simply marvel at the depravity and craven nature of a White House that would submit a brief to The Supreme Court prevent snap benefits from being released?
That I know people personally that admire this man utterly disgusts me.
That I know people personally that admire this man utterly disgusts me.
November 8, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Can we simply marvel at the depravity and craven nature of a White House that would submit a brief to The Supreme Court prevent snap benefits from being released?
That I know people personally that admire this man utterly disgusts me.
That I know people personally that admire this man utterly disgusts me.
I routinely refer to company provided lunch as trough lunch.
My coworkers were not impressed.
My coworkers were not impressed.
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I routinely refer to company provided lunch as trough lunch.
My coworkers were not impressed.
My coworkers were not impressed.
The way that automated system just told me the year of my birth as nineteen hundred and seventy seven just seemed a little bit unnecessary.
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The way that automated system just told me the year of my birth as nineteen hundred and seventy seven just seemed a little bit unnecessary.
I'm adulting with a hangover today.
And I just gotta say, that German-named root beer from the dollar tree tastes especially awesome today.
And I just gotta say, that German-named root beer from the dollar tree tastes especially awesome today.
November 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I'm adulting with a hangover today.
And I just gotta say, that German-named root beer from the dollar tree tastes especially awesome today.
And I just gotta say, that German-named root beer from the dollar tree tastes especially awesome today.
The funniest thing about this Taylor Swift discourse going around tiktok today is that people think that as a Swiftie, I'm mad at somebody whose name I did not know until yesterday (and I'm not even confident I remember it in this moment)
November 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The funniest thing about this Taylor Swift discourse going around tiktok today is that people think that as a Swiftie, I'm mad at somebody whose name I did not know until yesterday (and I'm not even confident I remember it in this moment)
When I say meal, prepping is a way of life... this is what i'm talking about.
November 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
When I say meal, prepping is a way of life... this is what i'm talking about.
My best friend is obsessed over a boy.
He's a man child, and he's not even cute.
She's fucking insanely obsessed.
And if i've learned anything through this shit show, it's that she ain't gonna listen to nobody.
I made biscuits and gravy.
He's a man child, and he's not even cute.
She's fucking insanely obsessed.
And if i've learned anything through this shit show, it's that she ain't gonna listen to nobody.
I made biscuits and gravy.
November 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
My best friend is obsessed over a boy.
He's a man child, and he's not even cute.
She's fucking insanely obsessed.
And if i've learned anything through this shit show, it's that she ain't gonna listen to nobody.
I made biscuits and gravy.
He's a man child, and he's not even cute.
She's fucking insanely obsessed.
And if i've learned anything through this shit show, it's that she ain't gonna listen to nobody.
I made biscuits and gravy.
MS sent the obligatory notice that my game pass has lapsed.
I played MegaMan X last night
I played MegaMan X last night
November 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
MS sent the obligatory notice that my game pass has lapsed.
I played MegaMan X last night
I played MegaMan X last night
As a dedicated Digimon fan, I did not clock myself having an adult Ash cosplay issue at this point in my life.
What have you Pokémon, boys done to me?
What have you Pokémon, boys done to me?
November 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
As a dedicated Digimon fan, I did not clock myself having an adult Ash cosplay issue at this point in my life.
What have you Pokémon, boys done to me?
What have you Pokémon, boys done to me?
I just sent a morning snap to my bestie on halloween and I almost cried.
Somebody is all in his fucking head and feels this morning!
Somebody is all in his fucking head and feels this morning!
October 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I just sent a morning snap to my bestie on halloween and I almost cried.
Somebody is all in his fucking head and feels this morning!
Somebody is all in his fucking head and feels this morning!
I have filled the hole in my life with expensive cookware.
These men can fuck off and lament not having someone who can cook for them.
These men can fuck off and lament not having someone who can cook for them.
October 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I have filled the hole in my life with expensive cookware.
These men can fuck off and lament not having someone who can cook for them.
These men can fuck off and lament not having someone who can cook for them.
I honestly have no idea how this clark kent outfit is going to work with all this hair and facial hair but I genuinely don't care.
I'm definitely at the minimal effort office costume part of my life.
I'm definitely at the minimal effort office costume part of my life.
October 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I honestly have no idea how this clark kent outfit is going to work with all this hair and facial hair but I genuinely don't care.
I'm definitely at the minimal effort office costume part of my life.
I'm definitely at the minimal effort office costume part of my life.
I made Mac and cheese and that shitbag that abandoned me shall never again know this magic.
Fuck him.
Yes, I know the world is ending, but I'm bitter.
Fuck him.
Yes, I know the world is ending, but I'm bitter.
October 26, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I made Mac and cheese and that shitbag that abandoned me shall never again know this magic.
Fuck him.
Yes, I know the world is ending, but I'm bitter.
Fuck him.
Yes, I know the world is ending, but I'm bitter.
My best straight friend is so gay.
October 23, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My best straight friend is so gay.