Henry
@cohomeaux.bsky.social
I am thee Colorado Homeaux and I'm single, sassy, and short. I like tacos, walking, reading, writing, and taking amateur scenic photos. Shall we?
When I say meal, prepping is a way of life... this is what i'm talking about.
November 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
When I say meal, prepping is a way of life... this is what i'm talking about.
The three on the stove are new - Le Creuset Oyster
Fluted pie pan
Stock pot
and the beast is a meatloaf pan for true lovers of massive loaf meat. Lol I'm sooo gay!
Fluted pie pan
Stock pot
and the beast is a meatloaf pan for true lovers of massive loaf meat. Lol I'm sooo gay!
October 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The three on the stove are new - Le Creuset Oyster
Fluted pie pan
Stock pot
and the beast is a meatloaf pan for true lovers of massive loaf meat. Lol I'm sooo gay!
Fluted pie pan
Stock pot
and the beast is a meatloaf pan for true lovers of massive loaf meat. Lol I'm sooo gay!
The level of shenanigans in my life is pathetically low.
This is a call for men.
This is a call for men.
September 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The level of shenanigans in my life is pathetically low.
This is a call for men.
This is a call for men.
August 19, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I just ordered a giant plate of Mexican food and marg1 is in hand.
May the universe enjoy this view of me getting fat and faced. This week can kindly fuck off.
May the universe enjoy this view of me getting fat and faced. This week can kindly fuck off.
June 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I just ordered a giant plate of Mexican food and marg1 is in hand.
May the universe enjoy this view of me getting fat and faced. This week can kindly fuck off.
May the universe enjoy this view of me getting fat and faced. This week can kindly fuck off.
The vibe: I've got a bad feeling about this.
June 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The vibe: I've got a bad feeling about this.
Just know, if your name is Debra Kahn, that I don't like you or trust you.
And no, kindly fuck off with this mess.
And no, kindly fuck off with this mess.
June 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Just know, if your name is Debra Kahn, that I don't like you or trust you.
And no, kindly fuck off with this mess.
And no, kindly fuck off with this mess.
Okay, Bluesky, show some face
May 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Okay, Bluesky, show some face
I'm guessing that anybody with any amount of money is actively working to destroy the movie theater industry.
I watched six seasons of voltron on netflix.I would have watched this in the theater eight fucking times.
Cavill on the big screen is a return thirst requirement.
I watched six seasons of voltron on netflix.I would have watched this in the theater eight fucking times.
Cavill on the big screen is a return thirst requirement.
May 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I'm guessing that anybody with any amount of money is actively working to destroy the movie theater industry.
I watched six seasons of voltron on netflix.I would have watched this in the theater eight fucking times.
Cavill on the big screen is a return thirst requirement.
I watched six seasons of voltron on netflix.I would have watched this in the theater eight fucking times.
Cavill on the big screen is a return thirst requirement.
I need y'all to know that a healthy 47 year old man is supposed to be somewhere between 14 and 23% body fat, and my ass is sitting at 17%.
April 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I need y'all to know that a healthy 47 year old man is supposed to be somewhere between 14 and 23% body fat, and my ass is sitting at 17%.
I'm the never-not-dancing gay at the mat, but I have 90s energy. You little monsters put us all to shame and I'm okay with that.
April 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I'm the never-not-dancing gay at the mat, but I have 90s energy. You little monsters put us all to shame and I'm okay with that.
First day of shirtless walking achieved in the year of our sad ass 2025
April 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
First day of shirtless walking achieved in the year of our sad ass 2025
I'm still angry and definitely bitter, and will be petty as fuck, but we are nearly a year out from the day my husband abandoned me and I'm telling you my life has gotten nothing but better since he left.
Oh, I cried, but that time appears to have passed.
Watch out, serving cunt indefinitely.
Oh, I cried, but that time appears to have passed.
Watch out, serving cunt indefinitely.
April 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I'm still angry and definitely bitter, and will be petty as fuck, but we are nearly a year out from the day my husband abandoned me and I'm telling you my life has gotten nothing but better since he left.
Oh, I cried, but that time appears to have passed.
Watch out, serving cunt indefinitely.
Oh, I cried, but that time appears to have passed.
Watch out, serving cunt indefinitely.
So when my buddy helped me move my desk out of storage, he saw my Tom of Finland collection. He immediately said, "Of course you have something like that."
I laughed and said, "Yes, I'm fag."
Pride flag for emphasis.
I laughed and said, "Yes, I'm fag."
Pride flag for emphasis.
March 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
So when my buddy helped me move my desk out of storage, he saw my Tom of Finland collection. He immediately said, "Of course you have something like that."
I laughed and said, "Yes, I'm fag."
Pride flag for emphasis.
I laughed and said, "Yes, I'm fag."
Pride flag for emphasis.
Happy nerd.
Enchiladas, margaritas, churros, and this...
Enchiladas, margaritas, churros, and this...
February 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Happy nerd.
Enchiladas, margaritas, churros, and this...
Enchiladas, margaritas, churros, and this...
This is your periodic reminder that I support
freedom for all of the boobs, but I really don't want to see them.
Be free, ladies. I prefer the dick.
Is this proof?
freedom for all of the boobs, but I really don't want to see them.
Be free, ladies. I prefer the dick.
Is this proof?
February 7, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This is your periodic reminder that I support
freedom for all of the boobs, but I really don't want to see them.
Be free, ladies. I prefer the dick.
Is this proof?
freedom for all of the boobs, but I really don't want to see them.
Be free, ladies. I prefer the dick.
Is this proof?
I made beef and broccoli.
Who wants it?
Who wants it?
January 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I made beef and broccoli.
Who wants it?
Who wants it?
I'm tired, y'all.
Monday mondayed hard this week.
Monday mondayed hard this week.
January 28, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I'm tired, y'all.
Monday mondayed hard this week.
Monday mondayed hard this week.