Greg 'soulless ginger' Hair
@coiledmortal.bsky.social
Father, husband, bourbon instructor, screenwriter. Come for the scripts, drinks, and fun; leave at the mention of loglines 😉
Anyone wanna read a sexed-up comedy that is so dumb you will blame me for losing two hours of your life you'll never get back, and then call *CE to have me deported for setting screenwriting back several decades?
Just thought I'd ask.
#scriptsky
Just thought I'd ask.
#scriptsky
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Anyone wanna read a sexed-up comedy that is so dumb you will blame me for losing two hours of your life you'll never get back, and then call *CE to have me deported for setting screenwriting back several decades?
Just thought I'd ask.
#scriptsky
Just thought I'd ask.
#scriptsky
My take...
SPLASH x HOT FROSTY
She's sitting on a winner!!
SPLASH x HOT FROSTY
She's sitting on a winner!!
Heads up that I would love another set of eyes on this one if you're game for a goofy romance feature.
Think SPLASH, but you know: dolphins.
#Scriptsky
Think SPLASH, but you know: dolphins.
#Scriptsky
November 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My take...
SPLASH x HOT FROSTY
She's sitting on a winner!!
SPLASH x HOT FROSTY
She's sitting on a winner!!
Reposted by Greg 'soulless ginger' Hair
Heads up that I would love another set of eyes on this one if you're game for a goofy romance feature.
Think SPLASH, but you know: dolphins.
#Scriptsky
Think SPLASH, but you know: dolphins.
#Scriptsky
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Heads up that I would love another set of eyes on this one if you're game for a goofy romance feature.
Think SPLASH, but you know: dolphins.
#Scriptsky
Think SPLASH, but you know: dolphins.
#Scriptsky
#scriptsky
Request...
A FLUKE AFFAIR by @leahfromsd.bsky.social
and
OPULENCE by @lisalueylutes.bsky.social.
You'll love them or your money back!
Don't delay!
Act now and get dozens of Black Friday emails in your inbox today! (Not from the writers)
This has been an unpaid advertisement.
Request...
A FLUKE AFFAIR by @leahfromsd.bsky.social
and
OPULENCE by @lisalueylutes.bsky.social.
You'll love them or your money back!
Don't delay!
Act now and get dozens of Black Friday emails in your inbox today! (Not from the writers)
This has been an unpaid advertisement.
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
#scriptsky
Request...
A FLUKE AFFAIR by @leahfromsd.bsky.social
and
OPULENCE by @lisalueylutes.bsky.social.
You'll love them or your money back!
Don't delay!
Act now and get dozens of Black Friday emails in your inbox today! (Not from the writers)
This has been an unpaid advertisement.
Request...
A FLUKE AFFAIR by @leahfromsd.bsky.social
and
OPULENCE by @lisalueylutes.bsky.social.
You'll love them or your money back!
Don't delay!
Act now and get dozens of Black Friday emails in your inbox today! (Not from the writers)
This has been an unpaid advertisement.
Another #scriptsky winner I just read...
OPULENCE by @lisalueylutes.bsky.social is a HILARIOUS mockumentary set on a cruise ship.
It's also one of the fastest feature scripts I've ever read.
The jokes from the zany cast of characters never stop!
A BRILLIANT premise and execution!
Green light!
OPULENCE by @lisalueylutes.bsky.social is a HILARIOUS mockumentary set on a cruise ship.
It's also one of the fastest feature scripts I've ever read.
The jokes from the zany cast of characters never stop!
A BRILLIANT premise and execution!
Green light!
November 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Another #scriptsky winner I just read...
OPULENCE by @lisalueylutes.bsky.social is a HILARIOUS mockumentary set on a cruise ship.
It's also one of the fastest feature scripts I've ever read.
The jokes from the zany cast of characters never stop!
A BRILLIANT premise and execution!
Green light!
OPULENCE by @lisalueylutes.bsky.social is a HILARIOUS mockumentary set on a cruise ship.
It's also one of the fastest feature scripts I've ever read.
The jokes from the zany cast of characters never stop!
A BRILLIANT premise and execution!
Green light!
#scriptsky
I just finished the most delightful little comedy script that women would eat up!
A FLUKE AFFAIR by @leahfromsd.bsky.social would absolutely sell and have an audience.
I know this based on something else in a similar vein...Hot Frosty. And we all know that was a big hit for Netflix!
I just finished the most delightful little comedy script that women would eat up!
A FLUKE AFFAIR by @leahfromsd.bsky.social would absolutely sell and have an audience.
I know this based on something else in a similar vein...Hot Frosty. And we all know that was a big hit for Netflix!
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
#scriptsky
I just finished the most delightful little comedy script that women would eat up!
A FLUKE AFFAIR by @leahfromsd.bsky.social would absolutely sell and have an audience.
I know this based on something else in a similar vein...Hot Frosty. And we all know that was a big hit for Netflix!
I just finished the most delightful little comedy script that women would eat up!
A FLUKE AFFAIR by @leahfromsd.bsky.social would absolutely sell and have an audience.
I know this based on something else in a similar vein...Hot Frosty. And we all know that was a big hit for Netflix!
Dreamt I was working in a nursing home, sold a box of Thin Mints to someone, then proceeded to pitch an elderly version of Hamlet to Ben Stiller who was working the front desk.
I don't know if I'm losing my mind, some level of inspired insanity, or...
The Fireball-laced egg nog I had before bed.
I don't know if I'm losing my mind, some level of inspired insanity, or...
The Fireball-laced egg nog I had before bed.
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Dreamt I was working in a nursing home, sold a box of Thin Mints to someone, then proceeded to pitch an elderly version of Hamlet to Ben Stiller who was working the front desk.
I don't know if I'm losing my mind, some level of inspired insanity, or...
The Fireball-laced egg nog I had before bed.
I don't know if I'm losing my mind, some level of inspired insanity, or...
The Fireball-laced egg nog I had before bed.
Sometimes I think about all these scripts I've written and that line from The Life of Chuck...
I contain multitudes.
I contain multitudes.
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Sometimes I think about all these scripts I've written and that line from The Life of Chuck...
I contain multitudes.
I contain multitudes.
Anyone need something read?
I'm between scripts.
I'm between scripts.
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Anyone need something read?
I'm between scripts.
I'm between scripts.
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Anyone need something read?
I'm between scripts.
I'm between scripts.
It's ready.
If interested, DM and I'll send the logline.
If interested, DM and I'll send the logline.
I need to do another quick pass, but if anyone wants the logline for the dumbest I've ever written, and possible Black List submission, let me know.
Not posting publicly. AI and all that.
Although AI is probably too smart to write something this bad.
Not posting publicly. AI and all that.
Although AI is probably too smart to write something this bad.
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It's ready.
If interested, DM and I'll send the logline.
If interested, DM and I'll send the logline.
Are you missing those raunchy sex comedies of yesteryear?
Don't worry...
It's coming.
Don't worry...
It's coming.
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Are you missing those raunchy sex comedies of yesteryear?
Don't worry...
It's coming.
Don't worry...
It's coming.
I need to do another quick pass, but if anyone wants the logline for the dumbest I've ever written, and possible Black List submission, let me know.
Not posting publicly. AI and all that.
Although AI is probably too smart to write something this bad.
Not posting publicly. AI and all that.
Although AI is probably too smart to write something this bad.
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I need to do another quick pass, but if anyone wants the logline for the dumbest I've ever written, and possible Black List submission, let me know.
Not posting publicly. AI and all that.
Although AI is probably too smart to write something this bad.
Not posting publicly. AI and all that.
Although AI is probably too smart to write something this bad.
FADE OUT.
When this script is done, it'll be the dumbest thing I've ever written.
Might put it on the Black List.
Might put it on the Black List.
November 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
FADE OUT.
Just finished reading BLACK DOG by @davidwalesnm.bsky.social.
What a beautifully written script. The dialogue is fantastic, with the action lines reading like poetry.
The characters are alive with their own specific voices.
It's one of the best scripts I've read.
Green light in a heartbeat.
What a beautifully written script. The dialogue is fantastic, with the action lines reading like poetry.
The characters are alive with their own specific voices.
It's one of the best scripts I've read.
Green light in a heartbeat.
November 15, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Just finished reading BLACK DOG by @davidwalesnm.bsky.social.
What a beautifully written script. The dialogue is fantastic, with the action lines reading like poetry.
The characters are alive with their own specific voices.
It's one of the best scripts I've read.
Green light in a heartbeat.
What a beautifully written script. The dialogue is fantastic, with the action lines reading like poetry.
The characters are alive with their own specific voices.
It's one of the best scripts I've read.
Green light in a heartbeat.
When this script is done, it'll be the dumbest thing I've ever written.
Might put it on the Black List.
Might put it on the Black List.
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
When this script is done, it'll be the dumbest thing I've ever written.
Might put it on the Black List.
Might put it on the Black List.
Due to recent developments, I think my White House script matters more than it did before. Every part of what used to be is featured.
October 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Due to recent developments, I think my White House script matters more than it did before. Every part of what used to be is featured.
FADE IN
I think 1-2 more hours on this map and I'll be ready to go.
I'll either win all the awards (Oscars AND Razzies), or get banned from Screenwriting Bluesky.
I'll either win all the awards (Oscars AND Razzies), or get banned from Screenwriting Bluesky.
I'm really close on this. I think maybe another week on the map and I'll be ready to write.
This script will be every bit...
This script will be every bit...
October 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
FADE IN
I think 1-2 more hours on this map and I'll be ready to go.
I'll either win all the awards (Oscars AND Razzies), or get banned from Screenwriting Bluesky.
I'll either win all the awards (Oscars AND Razzies), or get banned from Screenwriting Bluesky.
I'm really close on this. I think maybe another week on the map and I'll be ready to write.
This script will be every bit...
This script will be every bit...
October 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I think 1-2 more hours on this map and I'll be ready to go.
I'll either win all the awards (Oscars AND Razzies), or get banned from Screenwriting Bluesky.
I'll either win all the awards (Oscars AND Razzies), or get banned from Screenwriting Bluesky.
I'm really close on this. I think maybe another week on the map and I'll be ready to write.
This script will be every bit...
This script will be every bit...
October 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I'm really close on this. I think maybe another week on the map and I'll be ready to write.
This script will be every bit...
This script will be every bit...
Not sure how many posts this will be.
I've not been on here very much for a while. I continued to write, and work in the bourbon industry, but I was also working toward something else.
I found out Friday, I did not achieve that goal.
I had applied for the local police department.
I've not been on here very much for a while. I continued to write, and work in the bourbon industry, but I was also working toward something else.
I found out Friday, I did not achieve that goal.
I had applied for the local police department.
October 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Not sure how many posts this will be.
I've not been on here very much for a while. I continued to write, and work in the bourbon industry, but I was also working toward something else.
I found out Friday, I did not achieve that goal.
I had applied for the local police department.
I've not been on here very much for a while. I continued to write, and work in the bourbon industry, but I was also working toward something else.
I found out Friday, I did not achieve that goal.
I had applied for the local police department.
Reposted by Greg 'soulless ginger' Hair
With classes underway, I’ve switched from essays to exams. But with the death of the student essay (RIP, slain by ChatGPT), there’s a larger human tragedy: an erosion of critical cognition and the creation of two sharply divided classes of people: those who learn how to think and those who don’t:
The Death of the Student Essay—and the Future of Cognition
One professor's reflections on the end of an era, as AI tools such as ChatGPT have murdered the student essay (RIP). Here's why that threatens the future of human cognition—and how to save ourselves.
www.forkingpaths.co
September 30, 2025 at 9:48 AM
With classes underway, I’ve switched from essays to exams. But with the death of the student essay (RIP, slain by ChatGPT), there’s a larger human tragedy: an erosion of critical cognition and the creation of two sharply divided classes of people: those who learn how to think and those who don’t:
My 2 cents...
Audiences, HUMAN audiences, WILL care whether Tilly has a pulse. Human beings want stories conveyed by humans, written by humans, that draw us into human emotions. We even gave the gods of myth human emotions. And those gods fell.
In the end, humans want humans.
Audiences, HUMAN audiences, WILL care whether Tilly has a pulse. Human beings want stories conveyed by humans, written by humans, that draw us into human emotions. We even gave the gods of myth human emotions. And those gods fell.
In the end, humans want humans.
September 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
My 2 cents...
Audiences, HUMAN audiences, WILL care whether Tilly has a pulse. Human beings want stories conveyed by humans, written by humans, that draw us into human emotions. We even gave the gods of myth human emotions. And those gods fell.
In the end, humans want humans.
Audiences, HUMAN audiences, WILL care whether Tilly has a pulse. Human beings want stories conveyed by humans, written by humans, that draw us into human emotions. We even gave the gods of myth human emotions. And those gods fell.
In the end, humans want humans.
First draft of the outline complete.
Completely outrageous.
It will never sell.
I'm writing it anyway.
Completely outrageous.
It will never sell.
I'm writing it anyway.
Am I working on a new outline for the most outrageous script I'll ever write? With possibly the greatest logline ever devised?
Yes. Yes, I am.
Yes. Yes, I am.
September 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
First draft of the outline complete.
Completely outrageous.
It will never sell.
I'm writing it anyway.
Completely outrageous.
It will never sell.
I'm writing it anyway.