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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 6h

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Hundreds participate in procession to Broadview ICE facility, condemn detentions and deportations

Organizers say the event was held to provide solidarity and support to detainees at the facility, with participants walking more than a mile to Broadview.

www.chicagotribune.com

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 6h

One Eucharist procession in the streets = 1,000,000 internet atheists mocking the procession’s inability to instantaneously bring about total revolution

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 6h

You could give people the exact revolution and subsequent government they’re clamoring for and they would still complain because that’s all they’re built to do.

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 15h

It just occurred to me that there are people
getting medical advice from AI chatbots, which makes being uninsured even more dangerous.

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 15h

🙏 thank you!

The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 16h

Cheers to the fine people of Milwaukee 🍻

www.thecolacorporation.com/products/mil...

Model wearing black tee. Artwork is a gold shield. Inside shield, white text spells Milwaukee Hates ICE.

At bottom of shield is the Cola smiley face in gold between two gold stalks of barley

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 17h

“Do you know what is stupid... these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.”

The faces of Kimberly Guilfoyle and Laura Loomer

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 23h

*especially 🤪

The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 23h

Escoecially if you carried it out like a running back cradling a football

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 1d

That $50,000 ICE enlistment bonus doesn’t go as far as you might think.

Photo of muscle car

Low mileage
2023 Dodge
Challenger SRT...
$74,790

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 1d

I’ll take one person in a frog suit in the street over 100 people sitting on their couches bitching about “real protest” on social media.

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 1d

I was up until 3:30am packing orders. There is one left.

www.thecolacorporation.com/products/the...

Blue background. At top PROTEST in white and red. Middle is diptych of black and white photo of Chicago 1968 protest next to Chicago 2025 protest. Bottom has CHICAGO in white and red. Middle foreground is black long sleeved tee.

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 1d

Splashing with the hoof 🥹

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 1d

I see why everyone likes Cal Raleigh. S/O pro athletes who don’t give me body anxiety.

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 1d

If a pitcher throws 88mph in the 14th inning Steven Crowder’s ticker will finally pop

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 1d

The “reporter” has three arms and Jenn isn’t gonna bud(d)ge on keeping this slop up. Because muh engagement.

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 1d

Just realized what Monday is.

All orders this weekend (including those placed today) will ship with this sticker.

Three stickers of same design. Art depicts Columbus kneeling, having arrived in “the New World.”

Text reads as

BAN THE

(art placement)

ILLEGALS

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 1d

Maybe so. The Chicago edition is already >%50 sold out.

www.thecolacorporation.com/products/the...?

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 1d

I’m already seeing True Religion. If they do Affliction tees I’m gonna openly weep

Call of the Winterluna @sorrowsoftheluna.bsky.social · 1d

just saw some gen z kid blasting Disturbed, yall need to learn to skip over the bad parts of 00s nostalgia

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 1d

Thanks Mike! To anyone interested, these are unionmade in LA and sold at cost

www.thecolacorporation.com/products/the...

THE PROTEST TEE (CHICAGO EDITION)

THIS TEE FITS SMALLER THAN CLASSIC COLA TEES. CHECK THE SIZE CHART AND FIT VIDEO. DOUBLE-CHECK THE SIZE CHART AND FIT VIDEO. PRODUCT DESCRIPTION The inside sleeves of the Protest Tee (Chicago Edition)...

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 1d

Omg 🖤

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 1d

Check ur inboxes

Graphic of black tee. Two blue stripes in background at top and bottom. White and red text reads Protest at top and Chicago at bottom. In middle is a diptych of black and white photo of Chicago protests 1968 and a color photo of man carrying USA flag amid tear gas at Broadview Illinois in 2025.

Close up of text on inside sleeve

1. "¿Soy libre de irme?"
Si no: "¿Me están deteniendo?"
2. "Deseo permanecer en silencio. Quiero hablar con un abogado."
3. "No doy miconsentimiento
ara un registro"
4. Ademas de 1-
de 1-3, cállate.
5. En serio, cállate
5. En serio, cállate.
Gremio Nacional de
Abogados
(872) 465-4244

1. "AmI free to go?"
If not: "Aml being detained?"
2."i choose to remain silent.
"I want to speak to a lawyer."
3."I do not consent to a search."
4. Besides 1-3, STFU.
5. Seriously, STFU.
6. National Lawyers
Guild Chicago

Close up of tag inside tee collar.

UNION MADE IN THE U.S.A
100% COTTON
SMALL

In background is image of Chicago flag

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 1d

Got it!

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 1d

🙏

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The Cola Corporation @cola.baby · 1d

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Meg @prayingmantis.bsky.social · 1d

Lìnk.

Mattslew Batberg-Mothfit (any/all) @mbrobergmoffitt.bsky.social · 1d

Link.

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