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Holly
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thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin
She knows she’s a gift.
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Hello this is Bonnie and Clyde
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Found out the cafe from Fried Green Tomatoes is 1) real and 2) on my route between Kentucky and Florida
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Saw a candle I wanted, saw it was $50, felt like I was in a dril tweet. Is $50 a standard candle price in 2025, I’m out of the candle game
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pack it up gang internet is closed
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
No matter what choices you make, whatever details you alter, we will always end up here.
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Hello this is Cake, Popcorn, Chips and Pie
November 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Tempted to bump this book a star rating for how flat it lays without effort
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Just watched KPop Demon Hunters and why did no one tell me— oh you did try actually my bad
November 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Johnny Knoxville getting married by John Waters, peace is restored to the universe
November 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hello this is Mango
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Started playing Animal Crossing for the first time in years and spent weeks straight on trying to get the materials to make a golden head
November 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I foresee this getting used as a reaction at every opportunity
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Don’t you have that shirt?
November 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Hello these are Cookie Monster and Elmo
November 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Really difficult to leave Facebook
November 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Hello this is Lola
November 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ACAB does not include Sheriff Val
October 31, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Wildly mumsnet just came in handy 😂
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Fantastic end page to a memoir, I must say
October 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Hello this is Nia
October 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My collection of fragrance samples has gotten out of control. I will never need to buy a full bottle at this rate
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM